Hands You Lemons Quotes

#1. When life hands you lemons, hand them back and demand chocolate!

Suzanne Sweeney

#2. When life hands you lemons say,
"Lemons? What else have you got?"
- bumper sticker

Darynda Jones

#3. When life hands you lemons, just say fuck the lemons and bail.

Paul Rudd

#4. when life hands you lemons you should take them . . . and whack life by the butt with those damn lemon until its bruised and then go munch on some chocolate

Mei

#5. When fate hands you lemons, make lemonade.

Dale Carnegie

#6. When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.

W.C. Fields

#7. When life hands you lemons - SQUAT! Squats make everything better. And if squats don't, bacon will

Anna Lee

#8. I guess when life hands you lemons, chop 'em up and get lemonade; when life hands you cats, chop 'em up and get pussy.

John Barnes

#9. When life hands you lemons sometimes you just have to say screw the lemons, and bail.

Magan Vernon

#10. If life hands you lemons turn around and make grape juice then stand back and watch while everyone try's to figure out how the fuck you did it.

Emma O'Connor

#11. When life hands you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who's life gave them Tequila and have a party.

Ron White

#12. The writer's creed: If life hands you lemons--write The Lemon Cookbook!

Sharon Geltner

#13. When the world hands you lemons ... send that back fam ... seriously where's the return address.

Me

#14. If life hands you lemons... make lemonade. Then... try to find someone to whom life has handed vodka...

Les Edgerton

#15. See, Red? When life hands you lemons, you know what you gotta do now."
"Yes, Mr. Cliche. I know what I have to do. I make lemonade."
"No, you scream 'fuck you, lemons!

Priscilla Glenn

#16. When life hands you lemons, you make lemonade. But when life hands you hurricanes, you go surfing.

Jon Foreman

#17. When life hands you lemons, why stop at lemonade? Create an entire product line.

Gina Greenlee

#18. When life hands you lemons, eat and shit them out, Lemons are a natural diuretic. Shit on everyone around you. You'll feel better.

Anthony Paull

#19. When life hands you lemons, grab the nearest bottle of vodka and make yourself a cocktail.

Brandi Glanville

#20. If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt

Darynda Jones

#21. The world is absolutely out of control now and is not going to be saved by any reason or unreason.

Robert Lowell

#22. If Life hands you a lemon, throw it at someone

John Rzeznik

#23. When life hands me lemons I hand them back and pick something else.

Behdad Sami

#24. Unfortunately for many Aboriginal people, of course, they've been in the situation of being herded on government reserves. Their own responsibility's been assumed by Protectors of Aborigines and by government officials and if you become part of that system, it's always difficult to break out of it.

Lowitja O'Donoghue

#25. It's extremely hard to know what the economic consequences of any decision will be. And I'm not a, a, a financial analyst, so I, I generally don't try to make some kind of prediction about that.

Naomi Oreskes

#26. You have to know that there actually is a transcendental something, if you are going to free anybody from anything - if there is no beyond-the-given, there is no freedom from the given, and liberation is futile.

Ken Wilber

#27. When life hands you a lemon, say, 'Oh yeah, I like lemons! What else ya got?

Henry Rollins

#28. When life hands me lemons I...throw them back and demand JASPER HALE

A.R. Arias

#29. John McPhee's 1989 book The Control of Nature, for

Douglas Brinkley

#30. Ben locked his eyes on mine for a long moment. Then, "How?" "How do you think?" I smiled, then slapped him full across the face

Kathy Reichs

#31. There shouldn't be two Indias; we need affordable housing. There are projections that by 2017, 18.78 million will be the number of those living in slums.

Girija Vyas