Top 100 When Life Gives Quotes
#1. When life gives you lemons make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it.
Anonymous
#2. When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Then find someone who's life is givin' them vodka and have a party!
Ron White
#3. When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.
Jay McLean
#4. When life gives you lemons, take out the salt and the shot-glasses and fill them up with tequila. Fight for what you really want and never, ever settle for anything less. Don't exist. Live.
Teodora Kostova
#5. You should never hit the snooze button when life gives you a wake up call.
Rob Liano
#6. When life gives you lemons, screw lemonade! Make orange juice!
Anonymous
#8. When life gives you lemons, you exchange them at the store for something more edible.
Grace Helbig
#9. I believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade ... and try to find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
Ron White
#10. What was that saying? When life gives you lemons, go to a taco stand.
Mariana Zapata
#12. When life gives one trouble,God gives hope and ten solutions
Mohammed Sekouty
#13. When life gives you lemons, forget the lemonade. Make a lemon chicken and a rich lemon cheesecake. Blame life for the extra pounds.
Susie Smith
#14. When life gives you lemons, you can make lemonade.I'd like to add Salt and Tequila!
Reg Dixon
#15. When life gives you something that makes you feel afraid, that's when life gives you a chance to be brave.
Lupytha Hermin
#16. When life gives you lemons, make sure you know whose eyes you need to squeeze them in.
Colleen Hoover
#18. When life gives you lemons ... ask for a shot glass and a bottle of vodka, because this is gonna be a long day.
Keydia Marie
#19. Remember when life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.
Laura Miller
#20. When life gives you lemons, make assless chaps.
Angie West
#21. when life gives you lemons, give 'em back to life.
Nathan Austin
#22. When life gives you someone very special, you don't have to dream anymore
M.F. Moonzajer
#23. When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.
Laura Miller - Butterfly Weeds
Laura Miller
#24. When life gives you lemons ... choke on them and die ... you stupid lemon eater.
Scott Adams
#25. When life gives you lemons, find a friend whose life has given them tequila and have a party.
Nefertiti Faraj
#26. When life gives you lemons, say, "yeah I like lemons, what else ya got"?
Ann Brashares
#27. Some people say when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. But when life gives you one seriously ticked off god gunning for your ass, you prepare for war and you hope for paradise.
Jennifer L. Armentrout
#28. How mean am I when life gives me gold and I give you silver, and yet I deem myself generous.
Kahlil Gibran
#29. When life gives you the gift of a great story, to not partake in the telling of that story would be a crime against humanity.
A.D. Posey
#30. When life gives you lemons ... squirt them in someone's eyes
Me
#31. When life gives you a lemon, it's time for a Cowgirl's Prayer." This was one of her favorite alcoholic concoctions of tequila, lime juice and lemonade.
Brenda Bevan Remmes
#34. When life gives you lemons, put your lipstick on!
Dana Page
#35. When life gives you squirrels, your bound to be a little nuts!
Brenda Lochinger
#37. When life gives you lemons, wing them right back at whoever gave 'em to you!
Grace
#39. When life gives you lemons, add vodka.
Denise B.
#40. When life gives you lemons... chuck them at someone's head. You'll be surprised how good it feels.
Nicole Hofmann
#41. The old saying is that when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. I say f*** that. When life gives you lemons, make margaritas.
Kristin Neff
#42. When life gives you lemons you should freeze them and use them to throw at your enemies using some sort of trebuchet.
Jenny Lawson
#43. When life gives you pain, accept it. When life gives you happiness, reject it.
Santosh Kalwar
#45. When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
Cathy Guisewite
#46. When life gives you lemons ... You might as well shove 'em where the sun don't shine, because you sure as hell aren't ever going to see any lemonade.
Rob Thurman
#47. When life gives you dirt, grow flowers.
Unknown
#48. When life gives you a perfect afternoon, you have to guard against anything that tries to steal it away.
Alice J. Wisler
#49. When life gives you lemons, squirt your friend in the eye with it.
Amanda Kellogg
#50. When life gives u lemons, smile, because the apple tree that you have been searching for is a mile or so down that bumpy road.
April Margeson
#51. When life gives you a lemon, chuck it right back ... and add a few lemons of your own.
Clara DeLemos
#53. When life gives you lemons ... they could really be oranges.
Ellen DeGeneres
#54. When life gives you lemons, do NOT make lemonade. Lemonade is for losers. Make orange juice instead.
Neshialy S.
#55. When life gives you lemons, make chocolate chip cookies and make the whole world wonder what you've been up to.
Carolyn Brown
#56. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
Anonymous
#57. When life gives you lemons ...
Plant its seeds.
Grow yourself an orchard.
Sell it to Sunkist.
Carry on
Jose N. Harris
#58. When life gives you pain, give life your unconditional love.
Debasish Mridha
#59. When life gives you food accessories, you turn them into Omega Trophies!
Dan Bergstein
#60. when life gives you lemons, keep them, cause hey - free lemons.
Jake Hamilton
#61. Hey you know what they say you should do when life gives you lemons?"
The sudden change in topic made my head spin, "Make lemonade?" I answered weakly.
"Lemonade? Who the fuck do you hang out with, Girl Scouts? No, when life gives you lemons, you add vodka and make a lemon drop.
Cardeno C.
#62. When life gives you lemons. Make yourself a screwdriver
Reba McEntire
#63. When life gives you lemons ... add melted butter , toasted paprik and dip some lobster in it!
Stuart J. Scesney
#64. I was of the "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, then wonder why life didn't give you freaking sugar so you could drink the stuff" school of thought.
Cate Tiernan
#65. when life gives you lemons make orange juice,be unique
Anonymous
#66. When life gives you lemons, turn them into a bestselling novel!
Breathless
#67. When life gives you lemons, get rid of that grimace and use that pucker for a kiss!
Fiola Faelan
#68. When life gives you-' be thankful life gave you anything at all, because it means you are ALIVE: so do something with that beautiful fact
Kelly Batten
#69. When life gives you lemons, you don't make lemonade. That's for pantywaisters. No. You pucker up, suck them dry, then throw the used rinds back in life's face with a giant fuck-you and a gesture for more.
K.L. Kreig
#70. When life gives you lemons, cut 'em open and squeeze the juice in life's face!.. The Game Changer
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J. Sterling
#71. You always say the best leaders figure out how to turn a bad situation to their advantage. When life gives you gators, make Gatorade
Jeff Garvin
#72. When life gives you twists and turns, Chique Yourself Up in Italy!
Barbara Conelli
#73. When Life gives you a 100 reasons to Cry , show life that you have 1000 reasons to Smile
Anisha D'souza
#74. A New Orleans credo: When life gives you lemons
make daiquiris.
Chris Rose
#75. It's a really, really hard life when you don't have a document that actually gives you a name and a face.
Demian Bichir
#76. When your girlfriend broke your heart, don't even say a word, just smile because she gives you the opportunity to find someone better than her.
Werley Nortreus
#77. When death gives us a long lease of life, it takes as hostages all those whom we have loved.
Suzanne Curchod
#78. Addiction is such an isolating incident in your life. You feel alone. And when you admit, when you come into a fellowship and people just surround you and say, "We will help you, that you're not alone, that we've been through it before, and you will get through it," just gives you such great hope.
Michael Botticelli
#79. [There are] seven gifts God gives you when you commit your life to Christ: a new relationship, a new citizenship, a new family, a new purpose, a new power, a new destiny, and a new journey.
Billy Graham
#80. Life gives us what we need when we need it; receiving what it gives us is a whole other thing.
Pam Houston
#81. I see a lot of fog and a few lights. I like it when life's hidden. It gives you a chance to imagine nice things, nicer than they are.
Ben Hecht
#82. When life is good, enjoy it. But when life is hard, remember:
God gives good times and hard times, and no one knows what tomorrow will bring. (Ecclesiastes 7:14, New Century Version)
Anonymous
#83. There is always that one spark that gives hope for better things when life is bad.
Laurann Dohner
#84. Christ wants to give you hope for the future. He wants you to learn what it means to walk with Him every day. When you come to Christ, God gives you eternal life - which begins right now as you open your heart to Him.
Billy Graham
#85. We must have one love, one great love in our life, since it gives us an alibi for all the moments when we are filled with despair.
Albert Camus
#86. To me, God is the accumulated wisdom I've gathered throughout my life. When I pay attention, my body gives me a printout of this wisdom.
Warren Farrell
#87. I always thought that what Rajima did with those cast-off peels was a metaphor for how she dealt with her arranged marriage. She transformed those peels, with palm sugar for sweetness and tamarind for tang, into something precious.
Padma Lakshmi
#88. When you can see your life in retrospect, the romanticism of how good things once were gives way to the reality that positives and negatives comprise every day and every decade. (235)
Victoria Moran
#89. When spirituality is the basis of your life, it gives you the strength, wisdom and courage to surmount the many storms of life that could destroy a weaker person who doesn't have this foundation.
Radhanath Swami
#90. She was at that period of her life that almost everyone must pass through, when childhood is done with and a faux maturity, untrammeled by experience, gives one a sense that anything is possible until the arrival of real adulthood proves conclusively that it is not.
Julian Fellowes
#91. It's not the good we see in the people we love, but what we refuse to see that gives us strength."
"What the hell is that supposed to mean?"
"Sometimes when we care about someone, we deny what's right in front of us so we can move forward, so we have a reason to continue to love.
V.R. Barkowski
#92. Our fated untainted soul gives us free reign, only doth backward pull our clouded minds when we ourselves falsely protect from pain.
Truth Devour
#94. The combination of landing the biggest interview of my career and having a drill in my back reminds me that God only gives us what we can handle and that it helps to have a good sense of humor when we run smack into the absurdity of life.
Robin Roberts
#95. Fifty dollars can't change a life, but when everyone gives a little, we can change the world.
Susan Mallery
#96. I am at your service, my lady, I said, standing and releasing her hand. For the first time in my life I understood the true purpose of this sort of formal greeting. It gives you a script to follow when you have absolutely no idea what to say.
Patrick Rothfuss
#97. The sky is always there for me, while my life has been going through many, many changes. When I look up the sky, it gives me a nice feeling, like looking at an old friend.
Yoko Ono
#98. When the Christian praises and gives thanks to God, this not only pleases God, but it enriches the Christian's life with joy. It is a reciprocating transaction between God and man.
Rick Warren
#99. I know some people say I can be funny. But there is always a deeper meaning to what I say. I am a socialist at heart and have the interests of the poor in mind. When people see how I manage to work my way out of tough situations, it gives them hope in their own life.
Lalu Prasad Yadav
#100. Happiest time of youth and life, when love is first spoken and returned; when the dearest eyes are daily shining welcome, and the fondest lips never tire of whispering their sweet secrets; when the parting look that accompanies "Good night!" gives delightful warning of tomorrow.
William Makepeace Thackeray
