Top 56 What A Dork Quotes

#1. My friend named his car. And I don't want to be judgemental, but ... what a dork.

Demetri Martin

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#2. How about we make a date to do nothing but curl up together after school alone and Roku a Big Bang Theory marathon." I grinned at him. "No one but me knows what a dork you truly are." "I need to laugh, and Sheldon makes me laugh.

P.C. Cast

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#3. I absolutely hated high school. As a freshman, I was 5 feet tall and weighed 95 pounds ... When I got to high school, I had no social skills. Was I a nerd? More of a dork. Definitely not one of the popular kids.

Grant Show

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#4. I'm a big, big, big techno dork.

Jonathan Nolan

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#5. You were right, everybody hates my new car. Becky said it was a goth dorkmobile.

Daniel Clowes

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#6. I'm a history dork and a sci-fi dork.

Sprague Grayden

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#7. I told Quynn that I'm in love with you."
Her face gets real red. That damn cute red that drives me crazy. "Um, why would you do that?"
I shake my head, smiling at her. "Cause its the truth, you dork.

Becca Ann

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#8. He shrugged happily. Let's make plaid, canvas and compasses my absolute trademarks. Dustin McHugh. All plaid. All canvas. All the time. And I'm never lost. What say you, dork judge?

Anne Eliot

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#9. I said I looked like a dork and she said that was true, but there was something classic about my dorkiness. I was so open and my awkwardness and embarrassment were so clear and understandable. I was extremely watchable.

Blake Nelson

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#10. There's very few dork movies made by dorks.

Zack Snyder

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#11. It's physically impossible to be both a dork and gay. It's like saying you're color blind and blind. The universe will only allow so much disadvantage in any one given life-form."~Jordan

Eli Easton

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#12. I'm a Words With Friends dork!

Spencer Kayden

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#13. Mars and my own stupidity keep trying to kill me.

Andy Weir

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#14. Book five of Dork Diaries is one of my favorite books it brings my thoughts deep into the book and think if you haven't read it you should you will probably fell just as I fell.

Rachel Renee Russell

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#15. Steve, it's OK. I know Angle is a dork, but he's a dangerous dork, our dork and your backup dork!

Vince McMahon

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#16. Jeannie is Bill Clinton, and I am Al Gore. She "feels their pain," and I'm the dork reminding them to turn off the lights. I'm always Joe Biden saying the wrong thing.

Jim Gaffigan

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#17. I'm definitely excited about roles where I get to wear cool costumes. I love Game of Thrones, and would love to do something like that. I'm totally a dork.

Fiona Gubelmann

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#18. A second Stoop stepped up. "I am Dork!" he began.

Joe Boyle

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#19. I was what's known as a floater. I could sit at the edge of most cafeteria tables, but was never a part of any one group. I was also a dork. And still am. And proud!

Alexandra Robbins

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#20. Lightning snapped the night sky like a jock's gym towel on a dork's butt.

Lisi Harrison

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#21. I see myself as a huge dork that laughs at my own jokes and forgets to shower sometimes.

Lauren Gardner

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#22. If you had known me in middle school, I was definitely not what someone would think of as Brad Pitt. That was not me. I was kind of a dork.

Lucas Till

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#23. I'm a huge Twitter dork! That's the best way for fans to keep informed about what's going on with me.

Brandon Jones

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#24. Sometimes I get so bold and I'm so confident about what I'm doing that I actually try to be more of a dork because it's a really liberating feeling to experience what it's like to not care.

John Mayer

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#25. So, thanks," Vivian said.
"For what?" I looked up at her, confused.
"For being stupid enough to love your crazy, murdering lunatic of a sister and being such a pathetic dork that I couldn't help but love you, too

Kiersten White

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#26. You are such a...what is it humans say? A dork."

~Ethan

Rosalie Lario

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#27. He has quite an array of T-shirts. This one is faded gray with faint blue letters spelling out Starfleet Academy. Such a dork. Then again, I know exactly what Starfleet Academy is, so I'm in the same dork boat.

Kristan Higgins

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#28. Dex has always had an aura of cool about him but right now he could be just about any dork drooling over his idol. What a twatwaffle.

Karina Halle

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#29. Every album, I'm worried that I'm a dork and a fraud - 'What if I can't sing anymore?' Then I stop thinking and start playing guitar, and I realize that it's okay to suck, and move forward.

Pink

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#30. I've just always been a bit of a dork.

Nate Silver

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#31. I can easily connect with the prepubescent dork I spent much of my life being.

Nasim Pedrad

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#32. All my family has very good mathematical abilities - like, so dorky. I was the dork then in school - on any maths exams I'd get 100%. I just knew how to do maths and most people would hate it, but for some reason it just came.

Rebel Wilson

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#33. Carter stood straight. I could see the doubt and fear in him, but possibly that was just because I knew him. I'd spoken his secret name. On the outside, he looked confident, strong, adult - even kingly. [Yes, I said that. Don't get a big head, brother dear. You're still a huge dork.]

Rick Riordan

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#34. Long hair, for me, is actually less maintenance. I went through a phase when I was kid where I wanted a pixie cut. At the time I thought it looked awesome, but I look back and I looked like such a dork! When I have short hair, I feel like I have to blow dry it, or it doesn't sit properly.

Mallory Jansen

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#35. I spent every day just praying that I didn't look like a big dork on camera.

Lara Flynn Boyle

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#36. I don't understand anyone thinking I'm sexy at all. I don't get it because, growing up as a kid, I wasn't. I was like a dork, fat, so for me it's really weird. I became famous in Australia when I was 18, and I was still a little bit chubby.

Sophie Monk

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#37. I don't mind assholes. It's the dork I don't trust. The dork is the one who's trying to be whatever he thinks you want him to be. I trust the asshole cause you know where he's gonna stand.

Matthew McConaughey

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#38. Giddy, I hit record and shrieked, "I have a MacBook Air!"
Daemon laughed as he buried his head in my hair. "You dork.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

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#39. I was the youngest of my entire family so you are tap-dancing to try to get the attention of your older cousins. I really hit my social stride in 6th grade, but before that I was a pretty big dork. You learn how to be amusing and how to work for it.

Sloane Crosley

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#40. I'm a dedicated father - a hopeless, dedicated father. I mean, I am dork dad. I am just - I love my children. I have kids - you know, Joey's 30-something, and then I have all the way down to 4 years old, believe it or not. At my age, five kids.

Joe Piscopo

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#41. Goodness, I was already a dork most of the times. I didn't need to be a drunk or high dork.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

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#42. Let your inner DORK shine through.

Rachel Renee Russell

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#43. My older brother Billy was really into video games, and of course I followed suit. I was such a dork - I was so geeky!

Ciara Renee

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#44. Dream big dreams,because little dreams have no magic.~Dork Diaries

Rachel Renee Russell

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#45. To be honest, I find going out pretty scary and intimidating. Got all those people checking you out, with only one purpose: hooking up. I'm quite the dork, I'd rather sit home and play Scrabble. But that doesn't get you a girl, does it?

Wentworth Miller

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#46. Even if your job is a professional singer, we still dork out at home.

Sheena Easton

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#47. I still think of my mum as being kind of a dork - a cooler one, but still a dork.

Georgia Jagger

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#48. I was basically a dork that hit the books and liked to build things and did all of the things that you weren't supposed to do to be popular. But somehow I ended up onstage, playing guitar in front of everybody else.

Tom Scholz

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#49. Back in the 1980s when everyone looked a bit off, my friend Tim and his brothers had some publicity shots taken of their band. Eventually they sold the rights to a stock photo agency. Years later, one of the images turned up on a greeting card. The inside said, Greetings from the Dork Club.

Mary Roach

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#50. I second that motion," Sally said. "I third it," Jen put in. "You can't third something you dork, you just say aye, to show you are in agreement," Sally told her.

Quinn Loftis

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#51. In the movies, they make you look good and tough, but in real life, it's completely the opposite. I do these ueber roles, I think, because in real life I'm quite shy and reserved. In real life, I'm a dork.

Sam Worthington

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#52. I loved our mutual corny sense of humor. Underneath all his macho bravado, he was a dork. Just like me.

Kate Rockland

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#53. I'm a pretty big dork. It's crazy. I'm one of those people who grew up with all kinds of musicals, but I was right at that age where 'Rent' was a big deal for me and for my friends.

Anna Kendrick

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#54. Colin thought about the dork mantra: sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me. What a dirty lie.

John Green

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#55. I was a total dork in high school.

Rainn Wilson

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#56. You don't want to be too cool. But you don't want to be too dorky. Still, I find it so much better to see a guy at a club being a dork, and having fun, than trying to be sexy.

Heather Morris

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