Whacking Off Quotes

#1. I don't see why ogling same-sex kissing should be the exclusive domain of frat boys whacking off to lesbian action, that's so sexist. Feminism should be all inclusive- it should be about sexual liberation, equal pay for equal work, and the fundamental girl right of boy2boy appreciation.

Rachel Cohn

#2. What was he supposed to do besides break the living room window? Stand outside whacking off while she grabbed a cell phone and called for help?

Jeff Strand

#3. Gawaine and Gareth took turns with the fat ass, one of them whacking it while the other rode bareback.

T.H. White

#4. By holiday time, Buena Vista Street felt like Bedford Falls, with its vintage lights and decorations, and a classic Santa Claus listening to children's holiday wishes at Elias & Co. Cocoa clutching---Guests in scarves and parkas filled the streets and shops.

Leslie Le Mon

#5. Who, Coach Hedge? He'd try to fix Jason by whacking him upside the head.

Rick Riordan

#6. It's going to be good to be on his side for a change. I'll save a lot of energy since I don't have to concentrate on whacking him. I'm pretty excited about that.

Doug Gilmour

#7. The Mets have heart and character, and I need a man who can root for the underdog. I refuse to sleep with a Yankees fan.

Jennifer Probst

#8. He traced the genealogy of the feeling.

Zadie Smith

#9. It was the kind of talk that made me want to break off a limb and take to whacking her and that bunch of hypocrites across the back of the head.

Joe R. Lansdale

#10. War, in its fairest form, implies a perpetual violation of humanity and justice.

Edward Gibbon

#11. idea of whacking the hippo.

Stuart Gibbs

#12. The first thing is to be patient, which is probably the hardest thing to do. Don't worry if blokes are whacking you out of the park because you still have the opportunity to get him out next ball, even if it's not the same ball.

Shane Warne

#13. I get up every morning early, when the sky is red, and write for 10 hours.

Isabel Allende

#14. Henry narrowed his eyes at me. "You going somewhere?"
"Lacrosse field trip," I said. "I enjoy whacking the hell out of people with mallets.

Robin Benway

#15. Saying others bad does not make you good.
~as simple as that

Lovely Goyal

#16. His head tilted to the side and humor twinkled in his dark eyes. "Turn yer back."
'Are you shy? What's wrong, big guy? Afraid to show me your Scottish bagpipe? Are ye built like a moose and hung like a mouse?

Vonnie Davis

#17. [politicians are] like toddlers arguing over who gets the candy, but with a better vocabulary and less whacking each other with toys.

Garon Whited

#18. This is the same Lizzie Chao who I went to high school with," Hart said. "I believe so," Isabel said. "She's married," Hart said. "She's separated," Isabel said. "Which means she's married with an option to trade up," Catherine said.

John Scalzi

#19. There are good ways and bad ways to get my attention. Whacking on my ego with a crowbar will get my attention, sure, but it's not going to leave me well disposed to the messenger.

Charles Stross

#20. I would like to collaborate with Lana Del Rey . She just has the perfect voice! I love it.

Martin Garrix

#21. I jump, you jump.

Katy Regnery

#22. One had to live a long time to know a man's true nature.

Gabriel Garcia Marquez

#23. Plausible development, building from what we know about what really did go on, and a whacking good story ... Surrounded by Enemies delivers on both, big-time. So hold on to your hats, folks. You're in for quite a ride.

Harry Turtledove

#24. Anyway, whacking a surly bartender ain't much of a crime.

Larry McMurtry

#25. I bite my tongue and scowl my love, lest passion make me slave.

Robin Hobb

#26. If you're not having a good time, find something else that gives you some joy in life.

Penny Marshall

#27. I left the room in a daze, wondering if this was all real-or if I'd finally gone insane from whacking the weasel.

Sam Torode

#28. Now that I thought of it, perhaps whacking the burglar wasn't quite ... necessary.
It occurred to me that he said "Hi." I thought he did, anyway. He said hi. Do burglars usually
greet their victims? Hi. I'd like to rob your house. Does that work for you?

Kristan Higgins

#29. Ruminants are a perfectly normal thing to possess when you live in upstate New York. It's just moving scenery. It's kind of like the equivalent of Great Danes. It's the way you keep your grass mowed. It's the way you keep your weed-whacking to a minimum.

Vera Farmiga

#30. I'm your mind", it claims. "You can't parse ME into dendrites and synapses

Susanna Kaysen

#31. While tearing apart a bird with fat fingers,

George R R Martin