Sam Torode Quotes

#1. To me, a forest is just a bunch of trees, but lakes and rivers are alive. Water is to the land what blood is to the land.

Sam Torode

#2. I left the room in a daze, wondering if this was all real-or if I'd finally gone insane from whacking the weasel.

Sam Torode

#3. Oftentimes, a truth is so big, so far beyond our understanding, that the only way we can grasp it is through a story. The creation of the whole universe is like that. How can our puny brains contain it?

Sam Torode

#4. Texas's main exports are cotton, oil, and preachers.

Sam Torode

#5. Remember this, my boy. The two greatest men who ever livied-Jesus and Socrates-were both hoboes.

Sam Torode

#6. Remember--Adam was only God's rough draft, but Eve was his masterpiece.

Sam Torode

#7. Lester was the obvious choice for pastor, I guess, since he'd sired half the congregation.

Sam Torode

#8. Some people put more effort and money into the wedding day than they do into the marriage itself, then it's all downhill from there. I was happy for a simple start; things could only get better.

Sam Torode

#9. ...water is to the land what blood is to the body.

Sam Torode

#10. Society always tries to enslave, imprison, and execute its greatest men, those who dare to stand apart and rise above.' He scratched his chin. 'That's why I'm keeping a low profile--so the bastards don't get me.

Sam Torode