Whacked Quotes

#1. No. 1, Halliburton. Certainly, if they've overcharged they should be whacked and whacked good, but the idea that the vice president somehow is involved in this, whether they got contracts because of him, that's nonsense.

Al D'Amato

#2. I must've got whacked on the head. He presented a totally false person for me to fall in love with.

Christie Brinkley

#3. It was two whacked-out guys who said they always wanted to kidnap a midget.

Janet Evanovich

#4. Oh, come on. People see ghosts all the time." "That's because people, by and large, are whacked.

J.D. Robb

#5. But that night, he fell asleep thinking it was whacked, fucking insane but it was true. He

Kristen Ashley

#6. And I thought, you know, I have to say that maybe the whacked out mother is my new favorite role, but I don't want to just do it and become Nurse Ratchett.

Tea Leoni

#7. Cinderella was grateful for the shade as she tried bending the willow branch and was whacked in the face for her efforts.

K.M. Shea

#8. I was no longer in the mood for hamburger phones and a whacked out girl named Juno.

Alexandria Rhodes

#9. It's no fun losing a tooth or getting your face whacked by a stick.

Eric Staal

#10. Aerobics is a really whacked-out way to get going. The loud rock 'n' roll music and the teachers standing before you, doing the exercises and screaming into the microphone, "Go! Go! Go for the burn!"

Michael Richards

#11. I do have big tits. Always had 'em - pushed 'em up, whacked 'em around. Why not make fun of 'em? I've made a fortune with 'em.

Dolly Parton

#12. I know it's a cliche, but the whole family is just whacked. I mean, we're all out of our minds. They're the funniest, most eccentric bizarre people I've ever met, my siblings.

Dana Carvey

#13. She's whacked with happy, which kind of infects anyone within a ten-foot radius." She stuffed salad in her mouth to get it over with. "Like an airborne virus."
"God, you romantic fool. No wonder I adore you.

J.D. Robb

#14. I was an angel in heaven for two days or at least I thought I was. Really I was whacked out on drugs and in ICU.

Kristen Ashley

#15. I could tell that the wolf thought he had it in the bag, a savage smile curling up the edges of his mouth, when all of a sudden the tree next to ours swung one of its branches over and whacked the ever-loving shit out of that wolf, right on its stupid wolf head.

Elle Casey

#16. Ruth whacked the seat beside her on the sofa, in what could only be interpreted as an invitation. It was like receiving a personalized Molotov cocktail. Gamache

Louise Penny

#17. That was awesome! Now we know how to get our noses whacked.

Erin Hunter

#18. Whacked away under the desk like hail on a barn roof.

Dennis Vickers

#19. Yeah. I wouldn't do it if it wasn't fun ... We're showing people how, in a pretty crazy and whacked-out, dangerous world, you can still have fun.

Jimmy Buffett

#20. ****your Parliament and your Constitution. America is an elephant. Cyprus is a flea. Greece is a flea. If those two fleas continue itching the elephant, they may just get whacked by the elephant's trunk, whacked good. President Lyndon Johnson to the Greek ambassador in Washington (1964)

Richard Clogg

#21. You can learn by listening, or by getting whacked between the eyes with a two-by-four. I always found listening easier.

S.M. Stirling

#22. A real Deadly Dolly," sniggered Mick. And then, "Ouch!" when she whacked him.

Aaron D'Este

#23. Floote shot his other gun.
This time the bullet hit the man's chest. The vampire fell backward, crashed into a loaded display cabinet, and landed on the floor, making exactly the same sound a carpet makes when whacked to get the dust out.

Gail Carriger

#24. What looks like garbage from one angle might be art from another. Maybe it did take a crisis to get to know yourself; maybe you needed to get whacked hard by life before you understood what you wanted out of it.

Jodi Picoult

#25. MAke sure she can handle a gun, please."
I whacked him on the arm.
"Hmm, did a butterfly just land on me?

Sherry Gammon

#26. I used to be a mean maniac. Someone once threw a firecracker at a show and I jumped off the side of the stage and whacked 'em on the side of the head.

Dick Dale

#27. Every step, every breath, every second I lived on this earth, I'm thankful for, no matter how fucked up or whacked or hard or good, 'cause all that shit led me to you.

Kristen Ashley

#28. She owned a pipe wrench. Maybe if she whacked the sink enough it would unplug. (Angie)

Annie Nicholas

#29. I bled a lot. I got hit across the face. We couldn't film for seven days. I got hit, whacked, underwater, across the face. I finished the shot, got into the boat and blood started coming out.

Steve Irwin

#30. Percy?" Annabeth gripped his arm.
"Oh, bad," he muttered. "Bad. Bad." He looked across the table at Frank and Hazel. "You guys remember Polybotes?"
"The giant who invaded Camp Jupiter," Hazel said. "The anti-Poseidon you whacked in the head with a Terminus statue. Yes, I think I remember

Rick Riordan

#31. And then he did move, because my hardcover copy of Breaking Dawn whacked him full in the face, with all my vampiric strength propelling it.

Helen Keeble

#32. There's never going to be a great misunderstanding of me. I think I'm a little whacked.

Pamela Anderson

#33. Jealousy is an ugly emotion that makes people do some seriously whacked shit and when a woman is experiencing it, it's worse.

Kristen Ashley

#34. They took a baseball bat and whacked open his head. Mummy Boy fell to the ground; he finally was dead. Inside of his head were no candy or prizes, just a few stray beetles of various sizes.

Tim Burton

#35. If you are prepared for some risk, junk bonds pay about 5%, but they tend to get whacked when interest rates rise. Same with lower-yielding but higher-quality corporate bonds.

Kenneth Fisher

#36. Harmony glanced to her left, and my gaze followed hers to the living room, where my aunt had died, my cousin had been restored, and I'd whacked a psychotic grim reaper with a cast-iron skillet.
Weirdest. Tuesday. Ever.

Rachel Vincent

#37. It's a compassionate reaction that all testicles have for fellow testicles being whacked, kicked or ripped to shreds by footballs, martial arts students or dead palm frond stubs, respectively.

Bill Kasal

#38. I'm not an awards-driven person in anything. Anytime you do get caught up in that, you usually end up getting whacked.

Alec Baldwin

#39. I'm not whacked!" I stated (loudly).
"Ally, you been fuckin' me for a goddamned year, in love with me since the night we met, and pushing me away that whole time. That's whacked.

Kristen Ashley

#40. St. Patrick ... one of the few saints whose feast day presents the opportunity to get determinedly whacked and make a fool of oneself all under the guise of acting Irish.

Charles Madigan

#41. For most of the guys killings got to be accepted. Murder was the only way everybody stayed in line. You got out of line, you got whacked. Everybody knew the rules.

Nicholas Pileggi

#42. Okay, this bitch had style and class but she was whacked.

Kristen Ashley

#43. A singer has got a different attitude, they're they're so whacked out they don't know what they're doing half the time. Singers, they don't, they're spoiled too.

Ben E. King

#44. I guess we should get to it. Wade said, reaching down to pick up my skis. Yes please, my evil side thought, before being whacked over the head with a sledge hammer by my inner angel.

Ethan Day

#45. Writing is a hellish task, best snuck up on, whacked on the head, robbed and left for dead.

Ann-Marie MacDonald

#46. culture was whacked.

Kristen Ashley

#47. My mom giggled and whacked Dick with a dish towel. I would have whacked him harder with the cutting board, but that was just my preference.

Eileen Cook