Wear A Condom Quotes

#1. The guy who doesn't wear a seat belt doesn't wear a condom. You should put one on.

Chris Kasparoza

#2. Besides she's off birth control now. I don't want you guys naked within a hundred yards of her."
"Uh, how are we supposed to shower?"Trey asked.
Brian rolled his eyes in annoyance. "You can shower, dumbass. Just make sure you wear a condom."

Olivia Cunning

#3. From the woman who musters the courage to ask her husband to wear a condom, counter to cultural pressures, to the woman in Parliament who demands access to affordable reproductive health services for women who need them most, daring knows no scale or status.

Purnima Mane

#4. So, a meaningful relationship. Dude, have fun, but wear a condom, that's all I can say

Kenneth Eade

#5. The best advice I got from my dad? Wear a condom.

Richard Branson

#6. Damn it, Emily. I'm responsible for your safety." "Then wear a condom!" "Jesus," he said, breathing out hard. "I was right before. You definitely have multiple personalities." My eyes narrowed. "Yeah, well maybe I do, and none of them like you!

Alison Bliss

#7. But I don't want to wear a condom because I don't feel anything," and she says calmly ... glaring at me,"If you don't use one you're not going to feel anything anyway.

Bret Easton Ellis

#8. When my now ex wife said she wanted a separation, I was horrified. So I said, "You want me to wear a condom?!

Jarod Kintz

#9. There's a nice clear difference between real protection (wash your hands, or wear a condom) and the fake protection offered by institutions which often come, finally and sadly, to be much too interested first of all in protecting their own power.

Laura Mullen

#10. Would it make you more comfortable if I wore a condom while I shook your hand? I could wear it on my penis, or stretch it over my hand. I don't know these things. I'm new to politics.

Jarod Kintz

#11. You know you're in love when you wear condoms while having sex with other women.

Owen Wilson

#12. You have to pretend like you want to use a condom. I like to say something fun when I bring it up, but honest. I'll be like, 'You're going to want to wear this. I've had a busy month.

Amy Schumer

#13. They've bought out a condom now for people with premature ejaculation and they've put an anesthetic in the lining that makes you numb and you can last for longer. Or, you can wear it inside out and you don't have to wake anybody up!

Frankie Boyle

#14. If we can just get young people to do the same as their fathers did, that is, wear condoms

Richard Branson

#15. James "Knockout Jimmy" O'Brien, Granite Fall's very own boxing legend - a title he held until a young groupie poked holes in the condom she made him wear "for protection."
My brother was born nine months later, fists already swinging.

Kate Avelynn

#16. I don't wear no condom and I don't plan for no kids.

Bill Cosby