Condom Wrapper Quotes

#1. There are three things you never want to find in your boyfriend's locker: a sweaty jockstrap, a D minus on last week's history test, and an empty condom wrapper.
Lucky me, I'd hit the trifecta.

Gemma Halliday

#2. If you want to stop, tell me now," he said as he ripped open a condom wrapper.
"Stop and I kill you.

Katie Reus

#3. Realization of his philandering arrived via an empty condom wrapper tucked in the back pocket of his jeans as I, the dutifully dumb girlfriend, decided to do him a favor by throwing some of his laundry in with mine.

Penny Reid

#4. After found condom wrapper was smacked to his forehead by my palm,

Penny Reid

#5. Who thinks, I'm going to cheat on my girlfriend, but I've got too much of a social conscience to leave my condom wrapper on the floor - heaven forbid I litter.

Penny Reid

#6. Hear the crinkle of a condom wrapper being opened. Jesus, does he keep those things in his pajamas? Should I be offended that he assumed we'd fuck this morning and grabbed one for the road or just thankful that he's resourceful?

Tara Sivec

#7. SlingBlade: If you EVER speak ill of the McGriddle again I will personally force-feed you one while I fuck you in the butt using the wrapper as a condom and then donkey punch you when the infused syrup nuggets explode in your mouth.

Tucker Max

#8. In my entire life I never set out to do anything ground-breaking or pioneering, and I'm not going to start anytime soon.

David Pajo

#9. When people see the laughing face, even if they're jealous of it, their burden is lightened. But do it first for yourself. Laugh and dare to try to love somebody, starting with yourself.

Maya Angelou

#10. The reason why nothing happens is because nothing was done. Something will happen when something is done. Leaders take actions!

Israelmore Ayivor

#11. I love some films with very silent characters, people who don't speak, but I wouldn't be able to do that.

Arnaud Desplechin

#12. I never look at other people's work. My mind has to be completely focused on my own illusions.

Alexander McQueen