Top 27 Wear Condom Sayings

#1. When I was 17, I used to really think about what I wore every day.

Edie Campbell

Wear Condom Sayings #17508
#2. The guy who doesn't wear a seat belt doesn't wear a condom. You should put one on.

Chris Kasparoza

Wear Condom Sayings #562168
#3. I'm all or nothing.

Tiger Woods

Wear Condom Sayings #566614
#4. Would it make you more comfortable if I wore a condom while I shook your hand? I could wear it on my penis, or stretch it over my hand. I don't know these things. I'm new to politics.

Jarod Kintz

Wear Condom Sayings #582724
#5. Besides she's off birth control now. I don't want you guys naked within a hundred yards of her."
"Uh, how are we supposed to shower?"Trey asked.
Brian rolled his eyes in annoyance. "You can shower, dumbass. Just make sure you wear a condom."

Olivia Cunning

Wear Condom Sayings #685278
#6. From the woman who musters the courage to ask her husband to wear a condom, counter to cultural pressures, to the woman in Parliament who demands access to affordable reproductive health services for women who need them most, daring knows no scale or status.

Purnima Mane

Wear Condom Sayings #719612
#7. The economics of the security world are all horribly, horribly nasty and are largely based on fear, intimidation and blackmail.

Linus Torvalds

Wear Condom Sayings #865449
#8. You know you're in love when you wear condoms while having sex with other women.

Owen Wilson

Wear Condom Sayings #914403
#9. So, a meaningful relationship. Dude, have fun, but wear a condom, that's all I can say

Kenneth Eade

Wear Condom Sayings #929981
#10. You have to pretend like you want to use a condom. I like to say something fun when I bring it up, but honest. I'll be like, 'You're going to want to wear this. I've had a busy month.

Amy Schumer

Wear Condom Sayings #999044
#11. The best advice I got from my dad? Wear a condom.

Richard Branson

Wear Condom Sayings #1059437
#12. Grace Kelly forged a link between Monaco and the movie world, and I would like to create a strong bond between Monaco and the fashion community.

Charlene, Princess Of Monaco

Wear Condom Sayings #1119855
#13. We always think we know what we want: when in truth there is nothing we are less likely to know.

Jude Morgan

Wear Condom Sayings #1140962
#14. They've bought out a condom now for people with premature ejaculation and they've put an anesthetic in the lining that makes you numb and you can last for longer. Or, you can wear it inside out and you don't have to wake anybody up!

Frankie Boyle

Wear Condom Sayings #1177114
#15. There are worse things to be called than a dreamer.

Ronald Reagan

Wear Condom Sayings #1282445
#16. Damn it, Emily. I'm responsible for your safety." "Then wear a condom!" "Jesus," he said, breathing out hard. "I was right before. You definitely have multiple personalities." My eyes narrowed. "Yeah, well maybe I do, and none of them like you!

Alison Bliss

Wear Condom Sayings #1361302
#17. If we can just get young people to do the same as their fathers did, that is, wear condoms

Richard Branson

Wear Condom Sayings #1384559
#18. The ultimate function of literature is to appreciate the world, sometimes indignantly, sometimes sorrowfully, but best of all to praise when it is luckily possible.

John Dewey

Wear Condom Sayings #1446016
#19. Kylie flopped back against the seat again, enjoying the look of disbelief on the vampire's face a little
too much. "Would you like a name of a good doctor who will schedule your little snip-snip operation?"
she bit out.

C.C. Hunter

Wear Condom Sayings #1503704
#20. I studied art history and philosophy and took economics and political science classes. I just took whatever I wanted and I didn't worry about grades and I read and learned a lot, and I didn't have much of a social life, so it was deeply absorbing.

Sheila Heti

Wear Condom Sayings #1507325
#21. Composers are always going back to the past.

Anne Dudley

Wear Condom Sayings #1520515
#22. But I don't want to wear a condom because I don't feel anything," and she says calmly ... glaring at me,"If you don't use one you're not going to feel anything anyway.

Bret Easton Ellis

Wear Condom Sayings #1581420
#23. Ati sarvatra varjayet. Excess should be avoided; excess of anything is bad.

Amish Tripathi

Wear Condom Sayings #1586741
#24. When my now ex wife said she wanted a separation, I was horrified. So I said, "You want me to wear a condom?!

Jarod Kintz

Wear Condom Sayings #1607194
#25. James "Knockout Jimmy" O'Brien, Granite Fall's very own boxing legend - a title he held until a young groupie poked holes in the condom she made him wear "for protection."
My brother was born nine months later, fists already swinging.

Kate Avelynn

Wear Condom Sayings #1670870
#26. I don't wear no condom and I don't plan for no kids.

Bill Cosby

Wear Condom Sayings #1777309
#27. There's a nice clear difference between real protection (wash your hands, or wear a condom) and the fake protection offered by institutions which often come, finally and sadly, to be much too interested first of all in protecting their own power.

Laura Mullen

Wear Condom Sayings #1808221

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