Wash My Car Quotes

#1. Take any two-year-old through a car wash and their skulls are blown. FLAPS! FOAM! ROLLING THINGS! It's the closest they'll ever get to being inside a working spaceship.

Drew Magary

#2. Some people tell me they would be afraid of my characters, but I tell those people [that] they meet these characters all the time. They just don't care about them when they meet them, at the gas station, the car wash, the post office even.

Bonnie Jo Campbell

#3. When we used to go to the car-wash where people would wipe the windows, my dad would go out and help them and then tip them as well, so I learned my empathy from my dad, and my mum is very empathetic too, but in a very stern way; she will always check my ego.

Charlie Puth

#4. I like Yorkshire terriers. They're good to wash your car with. They fit right in the bucket.

Billiam Coronel

#5. I could drive from the age of nine. My dad had his car pitch at home, and we used to drive the cars around the land, take them up to the tap, wash them, and reverse them back.

Tyson Fury

#6. I took one look at him, my mouth started watering and my panties moistened with thick fluid as if he had touched my sensation and made me instantaneously combust.

Siva D.

#7. Don Gullett's the only guy who can throw a baseball through a car wash and not get the ball wet.

Pete Rose

#8. Isn't horrible weather great? It means I don't have to wash my car!

Donna Brazile

#9. But it is at home and not in public that one should wash ones dirty linen.
[Fr., Car c'est en famille, ce n'est pas en public, qu'un lave son linge sale.]

Napoleon Bonaparte

#10. I'm a tough person. I wasn't afraid of other kids because I understood that someday they'd wash my car.

Johnny Weir

#11. If I go onstage, I want to give people everything they want and more. I'll wash their car for them on their way out.

Trent Reznor

#12. On the pavement near my car are the smashed skeletons of two baby birds, their flattened beaks and wings making them look reptilian. They've been there for a year. I can't resist looking at them each time I get in my car. We need a good flood, wash them away.

Gillian Flynn

#13. My first job was working for my dad. He was a used-car dealer, and I used to wash the cars down, clean them out, and so on. I would do stuff for him pretty much every day. It was quite a good job, to be honest.

Tyson Fury

#14. I wash my cars and clean the garage a lot. That's kind of my thing.

Joey Logano

#15. My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.

Henny Youngman

#16. Told you. Everything sounds better in the car wash.

Sarah Dessen

#17. Everyone wants to call wrestling 'the business.' Why don't you treat it like a business? I don't care if you're running a diner, if you're running a car wash or a wrestling company. It's all business.

Kevin Nash

#18. If misery were water, he thinks as he climbs into his car and turns the key, I could just drown or let it wash me away entirely.

Dennis Sharpe

#19. That boy could throw a ball through a car wash and not get it wet. (on Warren Moon)

Bum Phillips

#20. It's like you are a car, a nice car that hadn't been washed for a year.
And then you got a wash and wax and all the trimmings.
You're sparkling, but you're still the same great car.

Lissa Price