Warlock Quotes

#1. Threatening the High Warlock. Better and better. Maybe we should head down to vampire clan headquarters and punch Anselm Nightshade in the face.

Cassandra Clare

#2. She gritted her teeth. She was here with Sebastian, on her way to see a powerful warlock, and mentally she was maundering on about the way Jace smelled.

Cassandra Clare

#3. Gamora: History repeating itself?
Warlock: History doesn't repeat itself, Gamora, but sometimes it rhymes.

Dan Abnett

#4. Magnus Bane," said Magnus. "High Warlock of Brooklyn and Scrabble champion.

Cassandra Clare

#5. The actions of a single person can change the course of the world and create history.

Michael Scott

#6. Ya were going to turn me into a rat? Had I known that I wouldn't have tried to turn ya into a snake.

Michelle M. Pillow

#7. Would you like to meet him? I could summon him up in a trice of you like. Being a warlock, and all.

Cassandra Clare

#8. If the date is a complete disaster, I'll text you. I'll say 'Blue Squirrel, this is Hot Fox. Mission to be aborted with extreme prejudice.' Then you call me and you tell me that there is a terrible emergency that requires my expert warlock assistance.

Cassandra Clare

#9. Maybe you should call him,' Simon suggested, trying not to think too hard about how weird it was to be giving a demon hunter advice about possibly dating a warlock.

Cassandra Clare

#10. He can be High Warlock of my pants.

Cassandra Clare

#11. He'd had Magnus Bane - a warlock with cat eyes; Simon actually knew a warlock with actual cat eyes - fake papers to convince her that he had a scholarship to this fictitious military academy.

Anonymous

#12. Thank you, Dean Ashdown," Ragnor said. "The removal of the mounted warlock's head from my bedroom will be sufficient.

Cassandra Clare

#13. Omnipotence convinces one that all his decisions are infallible. Can you aid a fallen God now that he sees the error of his ways?

Jim Starlin

#14. Fell into it," said the warlock, still with the same faint smile. "Hurtled into it is more like. Headlong-crashed into it. Still, there are always some men like that - just one woman for them, and only she will do, or nothing.

Cassandra Clare

#15. WHO CALLS UPON THE HIGH WARLOCK?

Cassandra Clare

#16. I was alive when the Dead Sea was just a lake that was feeling a little poorly.

Cassandra Clare

#17. All good music, whatever its date, is ageless - as alive and significant today as it was when it was written.

Peter Warlock

#18. The warlock's gaze, on the flames, was remote and distant, as if he were looking back into the past. Simon couldn't help but remember what Magnus had said to him once, about living forever:
Someday you and I will be the only two left.

Cassandra Clare

#19. Luke could only imagine the odd picture they made: the starving vampire, the dying warlock, and the werewolf keeping watch at the window.

Cassandra Clare

#20. By all means, give me a reason to decline," Ronan suggested as Felix moved to stand. "You came with high demands, and everyone knows a warlock collects in blood.

Samantha Blake

#21. He kissed the corner of her lips before whispering by her ear, And that was just my hand, love.

Michelle M. Pillow

#22. From my big beautiful warlock brain, welcome to 'Sheen's Korner' ... You're either in my corner, or you're with the trolls.

Charlie Sheen

#23. A demon, who serves to a warlock, begins tormenting his master, if he has not enough work. Talent is the demon.

Lara Biyuts

#24. Usually Robert looked slightly uneasy whenever Alec expressed affection to Magnus. This time, however, he was staring fixedly at the warlock baby and did not even seem to hear.

Cassandra Clare

#25. That you freed a possible criminal by trading away your brother to a warlock who looks like a gay sonic the Hedgehog and dresses like the childcatcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

Cassandra Clare

#26. Sedaris, in his essay in the It Gets Better book, writes that when he was growing up nobody called him gay because you might as well have called him a warlock. Nobody knew what gay was.

Dan Savage

#27. You look like a strip-o-gram, Julian said to Malcolm Fade, High Warlock of Los Angeles.

Cassandra Clare

#28. Dani: "Warlock! You, pal, are the proverbial sight for sore eyes!"
Warlock: "Concern! Are selfriend's primary ocular sensors dysfunctional?

Chris Claremont

#29. But how would it be if there was nowhere in the world that you belonged? If you could get nobody to love you? What if you could not be a Shadowhunter or a warlock or anything else?
Maybe then you were worse than a tragedy. Maybe you were nothing at all.

Cassandra Clare

#30. Warlock: Four thousand and fifty-three metric tons of inert rock, metal and organic matter, frozen solid.
Quasar: Frozen in what?
Drax: Time.
Quasar: "Time", Drax?
Drax: Uh-huh. Old, old frozen time.
Quasar: Right. And that tastes like what?
Drax: Regret.

Dan Abnett

#31. She'd just seen her dead grandmother and had a lovesick warlock on her lawn. The last thing she needed was to worry about extraterrestrial probing.

Michelle M. Pillow

#32. Am I on your walk of shame? You did sleep with the right MacGregor, didn't you?

Michelle M. Pillow

#33. He's not my warlock.

Cassandra Clare

#34. Do not pay attention to my cousins. Every family needs a couple idiots and we keep them around for entertainment.

Michelle M. Pillow

#35. Who's Magnus?" Max inquired
"He's a warlock," said Alec
"A sexy, sexy warlock," Isabelle told Max.
"But warlocks are bad," protested Max
"Exactly".

Cassandra Clare

#36. No fewer than four of my esteemed elders told me I was on no account to ever converse with you, so I vowed that I would know you. My name is Edmund Herondale. May I ask your name? They reffered to you only as 'that disgraceful one-warlock show.

Cassandra Clare

#37. OR am I the only warlock you know?"
"No ... but you are the only warlock we know who happens to dating a friend of ours.

Cassandra Clare

#38. He's not wearing ... " Charlotte began.
"I know. He doesn't," Lydia answered.

Michelle M. Pillow

#39. Ly-di-ah! I sit beneath your window, laaaass, singing 'cause I loooove your a - "
"For the love of St. Francis of Assisi, someone call a vet. There is an injured animal screaming in pain outside," Charlotte interrupted the flow of music in ill-humor.

Michelle M. Pillow

#40. Hey - let's get something straight. It's a vampire/alien/zombie/warlock hybrid flick.

Julie James

#41. A person is formed by experiences. The past is a blind sculptor. To deny that artist his masterwork is to mock your own experience.

Jim Starlin

#42. Dates and periods are of interest only to the student of musical history.

Peter Warlock

#43. Before Clary could respond, Jace's eyes slid open. He looked up at the warlock, dazzled and dizzy. "What are you doing here?"
Magnus grinned down at Jace, and his teeth sparkled like sharpened diamonds.
"Hey roommate," he said.
-pg. 128-

Cassandra Clare

#44. And had a bit of a fangirl crush on the infamous warlock Magnus Bane,

Cassandra Clare

#45. Rejoice, for bad things are about to happen.

Ryan Sohmer

#46. A warlock summoned the Angel Raziel, who mixed some of his own blood with the blood of men in a cup, and gave it to those men to drink. Those who drank the Angel's blood became Shadowhunters, as did their children

Cassandra Clare

#47. We're going to shoot one Polaroid per show. I'm going to sign this before it even develops because I know that once it develops with my signature on it, it's worth a fortune. I'll make this a work of magic warlock art.

Charlie Sheen

#48. Hey baby, guess where my warlock mark is?
Never works. Trust me. Never works.

Cassandra Clare

#49. I'm the warlock who's here to cure you. Didn't they tell you I was coming?"
"I know who you are, but ... " Maia looked dazed. "You look so ... so ... shiny.

Cassandra Clare

#50. All old music was modern once, and much more of the music of yesterday already sounds more old-fashioned than works which were written three centuries ago.

Peter Warlock

#51. [Will Herondale] would say he knew a warlock who was a better friend, and more worth trusting, than many a nephilim warrior.

Cassandra Clare

#52. There's no reason for any warlock to be interested in her unless he's in the market for nonfunctional crystal balls.

Cassandra Clare

#53. Warlock D. J. Prod of Didsbury says:
My wife used to sneer at my feeble charms, but one month into your fabulous Kwikspell course and I succeeded in turning her into a yak!
Thank you, Kwikspell!

J.K. Rowling

#54. Duh! So, we're asking you now, what are some of your favorite lines that this warlock brain produced?

Charlie Sheen

#55. Archer Cross, resident bad boy and total heartthrob. Warlock. Every girl here is at least, like, half in love with him. Crushing on Archer Cross might as well be a class.

Rachel Hawkins

#56. Music is neither old nor modern: it is either good or bad music, and the date at which it was written has no significance whatever.

Peter Warlock

#57. You're a walking Christmas light?"
"No," he said a little defensively. "I'm a powerful warlock.

Michelle M. Pillow

#58. A cloak of invisibility? This is a highly sensitive piece of field equipment. What does he think? Some warlock pulled it out of his armpit?

Eoin Colfer

#59. But the name Magnus Bane made him think of a towering sort of figure, with huge shoulders and formal purple warlock's robes, calling down fire and lightning. Not Magnus himself, who was more of a cross between a panther and a demented elf.

Cassandra Clare

#60. You can't beat me. I have the mind of a warlock with adonis DNA. Winning!

Charlie Sheen

#61. Isabelle looked dubious. "Mom and Dad won't be pleased if they find out."
"That you freed a possible criminal by trading away your brother to a warlock who looks like a gay Sonic the Hedgehog and dresses like the Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Band? Simon inquired. "No, probably not.

Cassandra Clare