Top 29 Vibrators Quotes
#1. Women get consumed. Not surprising, considering the sheer amount of traffic a woman's body experiences. Tampons and speculums. Cocks, fingers, vibrators and more, between the legs, from behind, in the mouth.
Gillian Flynn
#2. Right at the end of the big wall of vibrators, $29.95, big rubber fist. Thirty bucks! Just in time for mothers day.
Doug Stanhope
#3. Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.
Madonna Ciccone
#4. Men are like vibrators. Just because they're dicks, it doesn't mean you can't use them to have a good time.
Leisa Rayven
#5. I don't like corpses in that way unless they've been reanimated," said Jack. "Corpses are incapable of offering informed consent, and are hence no better than vibrators." "I wish that didn't make so much sense,
Seanan McGuire
#6. Get a little hysterical, Juliet. I mean that's why vibrators were invented, right?
Gabby Rivera
#7. Because unless you take your women by force, there was never a chance in hell I'd be in your bed. Vibrators were invented for women when their options were limited to men like you.
Ada Frost
#8. They should hand out vibrators if they're going to demand so much of you that you can't find time for a private life.
Meg Wolitzer
#9. Corpses are incapable of offering informed consent, and are hence no better than vibrators.
Seanan McGuire
#10. Chase, I've tussled with vibrators stronger than your charge throwers.
Kresley Cole
#11. What do soy beans and vibrators have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
Supervert
#12. Men for the most part are a pain in the keister. Vibrators are a girl's best friend.
Rachel Gibson
#13. I would handle the deep intellectual matters, like vibrators; she would handle the social sphere.
Jeffrey Eugenides
#15. I'm no expert in vibrators, but I was surprised to learn that one could fit in that little box.
Henry Blodget
#16. I was trying to figure out a way to tell him his love mayonnaise had mad skills and no one at this table could stop talking about vibrators.
Tara Sivec
#17. Vibrators. I think they are great. They keep you out of stupid sex. I'd pitch them to anybody.
Anne Heche
#18. The second issue, which was a big one, her hands shook like she had DTs. I was tempted to go to the liquor store and get her a bottle of Jack to calm her down. The rest of her body was completely still except at the wrists. Strangest thing I'd ever seen.
Vibrators for hands.
Ashlan Thomas
#19. After the final buzzer, I'm officially giving up men, buying several vibrators, and joining a convent. Actually, I'm pretty sure those last two things are mutually exclusive, so ... Just the vibrators, then.
Julie Johnson
#20. Just because he's a guy doesn't mean he and I can't be just friends." "And just because you don't have to insert batteries into him doesn't mean you can't be more.
Nicki Elson
#21. 'Justified' is one of the greatest teams I've ever played for. It's just awesome.
Neal McDonough
#22. Enthusiasm is a volcano on whose top never grows the grass of hesitation.
Khalil Gibran
#23. Vibrizzio? You named it! Okay, this isn't even close to healthy.
Nicki Elson
#24. We hesitate to call liars out in professional environments because we feel guilty for being suspicious. Calling someone a liar for no good reason is a frightening proposition for most.
Travis Bradberry
#25. When someone needs help, that's the time to help. Not the next day. Not when it's safe.
Linda Lovelace
#26. My imagination plus Vibrizzio is not only equal to but also greater than a real man. Why should I settle for second best?
Nicki Elson
#27. When it comes to sex: some men treat women as objects; some women treat objects as men.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana
#28. I thought you'd be entirely self-sufficient.""Oh I am," I shoot back. "You should see my vibrator collection.
Karina Halle
#29. The thoughts you think and the actions you take in the first ten minutes after you wake up have a very marked effect on the rest of your day.
Robin S. Sharma
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