Valentines Joke Quotes

#1. Send me out into another life. But get me back for supper.

Faith Popcorn

#2. Being a literature major, you know, I'm very familiar with the ways symbolism is used in our sort of mythic tales of society, so anyone who is consciously trying to pull that off I think is really interesting and clearly very smart.

Carrie Coon

#3. Every night, before he turned in, he would write in the book. He wrote about things he had done, things he had seen, and thoughts he had had. Sometimes he drew a picture. He always ended by asking himself a question so he would have something to think about while falling asleep.

E.B. White

#4. They're a damn nuisance - I've got one in my bathroom and every time I run my bath the steam sets it off.

Prince Philip

#5. I don't sell dope, I sell hope.

Cee Lo Green

#6. Hypocrisy is a fashionable vice, and all fashionable vices pass for virtue.

Moliere

#7. People who accomplish great things work toward their objectives every day.

Zig Ziglar

#8. Find a teacher and devote yourself to the study, but in a balanced way, not a fanatical way.

Frederick Lenz

#9. I have had just an excess of energy. That's why I've always been active.

Eden Sher

#10. I am a thing made of lace and blood. Swathed in silk and dripping with the dark deeds of men.

Laura Thalassa

#11. One of the great challenges of modern cosmology is to discover what the geometry of the universe really is.

Margaret Geller

#12. Good wine needs no bush; a jug is the thing.

Mark Twain

#13. The culture is about moving to a place where tobacco and smoking isn't part of normal life: people don't encounter it normally, they don't see it in their big supermarkets, they don't see people smoking in public places, they don't see tobacco vending machines.

Andrew Lansley