Umslopogaas Quotes

#1. Take up the tale," quoth Umslopogaas; "it is a merry one.

H. Rider Haggard

#2. Seen from a higher perspective, conditions are always positive. To be more precise: they are neither positive nor negative. They are as they are.

Eckhart Tolle

#3. Because the nights bring the threat of invasion and terror to the villages, thousands of children in northern Uganda have become night commuters, leaving the nightmare of capture behind for the safety of the city.

Sam Childers

#4. No one looks up. No one pauses. No one even questions. Easy as falling off a log. I

Phyllis Reynolds Naylor

#5. I love seeing the light go on in aspiring writers' eyes when you point out ways to improve their prose or their story - when they get it.

F. Paul Wilson

#6. Everybody is fucked up, and we're all freaks in our own ways.

C.J. Roberts

#7. No, that's just Saturdays. The whisper came from an orange-belted ninja. Did that make him a ginja?

J.L. Merrow

#8. I wouldn't have been able to go to drama school when I was 19. I don't think I was even conscious of life ... I was like a zombie. But when I finished uni' I just realised ... just go and do it, stop being a knob.

Claire Foy

#9. When making a record, I could done a new face pretty easily and use all these different devices to hide who I am - or who I was - which really had very little to do with what I was trying to convey.

Ariel Pink

#10. Julius Caesar walks into a bar. "I'll have a martinus," he says. The bartender

Various

#11. never be moved, even if

Esther Raber

#12. Maybe I'm wrong, but I think that the people who really enjoy chess are the dubs and the duffers, experts who have resigned their ambitions, those who play only for pastime, and, of course, the great fraternity of the kibbitzers.

Alfred Kreymborg

#13. Baby, why are you all wet?

Dennis Lehane

#14. But people may do great good accidentally, though with evil intentions - conversely people may do great evil though having the best of intentions.

Michael Moorcock

#15. The president in Finland has to understand that there are many different thoughts and opinions and that they must be taken into account so that he could be the president of the whole nation.

Sauli Niinisto