Gonorrhea Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 28 Quotes About Gonorrhea

#1. I caused more trouble than gonorrhea. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#2. One advantage of a monarchy is that a monarchy does not suffer the effects of having great clots of white Christians moping around simply because they aren't the king or queen. - Author: Calvin Trillin
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#3. To all pimps and whores a merry syphilis and a happy gonorrhea. - Author: Graham Greene
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#4. Imagination makes the world a better place. - Author: Crystal G. Smith
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#5. It almost looked like slow motion. The bag ripped and three pregnancy tests along with a pamphlet on safe sex and one on gonorrhea landed on the front seat with Holiday and Burnett.
Burnett looked down, gasped, and then looked up at Kylie. "For God's sake!" He muttered. - Author: C.C. Hunter
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#6. I wanted this wedding like a bad case of gonorrhea. - Author: L.J. Shen
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#7. When you have solved all the mysteries of life you long for death, for it is but another mystery of life. - Author: Khalil Gibran
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#8. I offered you a choice, and you took it."
I shot him what I hoped was a truly scathing glare. "Some choice. I was dying. Some drunk shot me from a pickup. Why wouldn't I have just woken up with gonorrhea like every other girl of loose moral fiber? - Author: Molly Harper
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#9. If I were you, I'd clear those cobwebs out because there isn't a shop-vac out there strong enough to handle that job. - Author: Flora Roberts
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#10. You never heard anybody ask 'Elvis who?' - Author: Charles Kuralt
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#11. When I was in high school the worst thing you could ever get was VD. Talk about the sniffles! I just want to meet an old-fashioned girl with gonorrhea. - Author: Bill Maher
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#12. I don't want to hear it. Go back to Sammy and get your platter of gonorrhea with a heaping side order of chlamydia. It's free. Please leave. - Author: Melisa M. Hamling
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#13. Are you going to give her gonorrhea too, or was that gift just for me? - Author: Cassia Leo
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#14. Stewart, Jr. who was called Stewie Two, graduated from Steering before Garp was even of age to enter the school; Jenny treated Stewie Two twice for a sprained ankle and once for gonorrhea. He later went through Harvard Business School, a staph infection, and a divorce. - Author: John Irving
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#15. Seriously, people. You suck at partying."
"We're depressed," Simon explained.
"You're too young to be depressed, unless you have gonorrhea. That shit is a buzz kill. - Author: Brittainy C. Cherry
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#16. When confronted by an angry partner wanting to know how it is that he or she suddenly has symptoms of syphilis, gonorrhea, pubic lice or any other unpleasantry, it is much easier to answer "I have no idea, dear - I must have gotten it from a toilet seat" than it is to tell the truth. - Author: Anonymous
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#17. As the most religious country of the 18 surveyed, the U.S. also comes in with the highest rates for teen pregnancy and for gonorrhea and syphilis. - Author: Gwynne Dyer
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#18. My total sellout to LSD, marijuana, and hashish, and to sex with virtually any attractive man, landed me in the hospital for four months. I was half dead from gonorrhea and a complete physical breakdown. - Author: Susan Atkins
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#19. The wound is minor, little more than a nick, but it's dribbling like a Bourbon Street hooker with a month-old case of gonorrhea. - Author: Harry Hunsicker
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#20. As far as I am concerned, LGBT can only stand for leprosy, gonorrhea, bacteria, and tuberculosis, all of which are detrimental to human existence. - Author: Yahya Jammeh
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#21. Like all real heroes, Charley had a fatal flaw. He refused to believe that he had gonorrhea, whereas the truth was that he did. - Author: Kurt Vonnegut
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#22. Sex can lead to nasty things like herpes, gonorrhea, and something called relationships. - Author: Sacha Baron Cohen
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#23. In an interview, Paris Hilton said that of her and her sister, "People love to hate us. But when you know us, you love us. And if you really get to know us, you get gonorrhea." - Author: Tina Fey
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#24. I feel like my eyes have gonorrhea. - Author: Johnny Knoxville
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#25. It couldn't have been gonorrhea, which never stops eating you up of its own accord. Why should it ever stop of its own accord? It's having such a nice time. Why call off the party? Look how healthy and happy the kids are. - Author: Kurt Vonnegut
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#26. Yes, because I want to turn my vagina into a gonorrhea culture lab. - Author: Sara Wolf
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#27. On top of everything else, Boobie's got the clap. - Author: Adam Rapp
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#28. By the time Cyrus was released from the hospital and the army, his gonorrhea was dried up. When he got home to Connecticut there remained only enough of it for his wife. - Author: John Steinbeck
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