Uat Funny Quotes

#1. By the end of the week, if I'm still alive, I get to write whatever I want about it all.

Michael Musto

#2. I do like Christmas. I do understand that there are people who hate it, and there are other religions that resent it. So, I speak to everybody - I try to speak to every kind of minority and majority that cannot escape the steamroller known as Christmas.

John Waters

#3. Roarke cares very much for Beth and for me, and a few select others. But loves? I'm not sure he'd let himself risk quite that unstable an emotion.

J.D. Robb

#4. Whoever sees me sees the teaching, and whoever sees the teaching sees me.

Gautama Buddha

#5. Politicians don't really bring up religion in England.

John Oliver

#6. The United States is a huge market, and once you get rolling, you can replicate that model over and over pretty easily. Your supply lines are taken care of. You don't have technicians to deal with. You've got your customer base.

Fred DeLuca

#7. Being bisexual is like spending your life choosing between meat and potatoes." Marnie suddenly guffawed. "Make that bananas and mangos!

Eli Easton

#8. Respect is that great spirit of good, which creates the beautiful space giving all souls the simple room to breathe.

Bryant McGill

#9. Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth.

Lee Child

#10. Never had it occurred to him that you could deceive the person you held dear. It was his first lesson in the complexity of love.

Elif Shafak