Top 33 Twat Quotes
#1. A child isn't a symbol, it's a child! It needs applesauce and, and, and playpens and an ass-load of other things we can't provide while we're on the goddamn lam!
Just to be clear. Your exact words to me were: "Please shoot it in my twat."
Yeah. I know.
Brian K. Vaughan
#2. The stock market has always had its own meter. Sometimes it's ahead of itself, sometimes it's behind itself. A broken watch is right twice a day.
Steve Ballmer
#3. The usefulness of a meeting is in inverse proportion to the attendance.
Lane Kirkland
#4. I was wondering if you would like to come over and assist me in going over those photographs." Malcolm said without any preamble. His voice was distracted and distant, and it rankled me.
"I don't know," I told him. "Are you going to stick your tongue in my twat and then run away again?
Ava Lore
#5. It's worth being clear - you know, I think that the ideas that somebody like Richard Spencer endorses and that other members of the self-identified white nationalist groups endorse - those ideas really are repellent to most people.
Evan Osnos
#6. Pussy punch: when a twat tap just isn't enough
Tara Sivec
#7. For the love of Mary, I get it, she's got a nifty twat. Tell me what I need to know and you can go up there and try'n get back into it.
Glen Duncan
#8. If you push me, I'll shove, I'm masculine. When she wants to play rough, I'm masculine.
Meat Loaf
#9. What is a german? to say a man is a german, what is that? does it tell you if he is a good man? or a bad man? no, my friend, it tells you nothing about a man to say he is german. a man must think what he is inside. what he is on the outside, how can this matter?
Bryce Courtenay
#10. And if he had, she probably would have shoved it up her twat and tried to turn it on. (This is the kind of mean stuff Tristan and I bonded over. Clearly it's very toxic.)
Tina Fey
#11. Im.' The monosyllable was heavy with contempt. 'E's a twat.'
'Is he?'
'Yeah, 'e is. Ask Kieran.'
She gave the impression that she and Kieran stood together, sane, dispassionate observers of the idiots populating Lula's world.
Robert Galbraith
#12. Your wife is a psycho path. I wouldn't fuck her with your dick. She's probably pull some booby trap shit and shove some razor-blades up her twat to try and slice my cock off.
Emma Chase
#13. they would love to learn from him. I have to do what's best for my dancers, and if having tat twat bag at my studio is twat is best, then I'll do it.
Toni Aleo
#15. Sorry I painted the word 'twat' on your garage door.
David Shrigley
#16. Don't even talk to me about being a mother. You were never a mother! Just the psychotic twat I lived with for the first fourteen years.
Brandon Shire
#17. Oh, I love you, June, I really do. It's just that you sounded so ... twat-ish just then.
Red Tash
#18. If you expect to continue to purchase stocks throughout your life, you should welcome price declines as a way to add stocks more cheaply to your portfolio.
Warren Buffett
#19. Ben," Max said, leaning back in his chair with a giant grin. "It's finally happened."
I groaned, resting my head on my hand.
"You got your period?" Bennett asked. "Congratulations."
"No, you twat," Max said, laughing. "I'm talking about Will. He's gone arse over tits for a girl.
Christina Lauren
#20. Just shut your mouth, you ignorant twat."
"Aw, Dallas, he called me a twat. How come you get to be a bitch, but I only get to be a twat."
"It's the rank," Eve told her. "You'll make bitch one day."
"Thanks. That means a lot to me.
J.D. Robb
#21. Anybody who has survived his childhood has enough information about life to last him the rest of his days.
Flannery O'Connor
#22. We don't need men with new ideas as much as we need men who will put energy behind the old ideas.
William Feather
#23. I'd make those stretchy pants my bitch. Hell, maybe I'd take a leisurely seventy-mile jog in Central Park just to make sure my twat left her mark. Gross?
Max Monroe
#24. She grabbed her phone and texted her were friend.
Philippa: Do weres have sex in animal form?
Georgie: Sure, Rashid and I had some wolf on hyena loving last night.
Philippa: Really?
Georgie: No, you twat. That's called bestiality.
Chessela Helm
#25. At least she was creative. Whoever heard of an angel calling a coven leader a magic-stealing twat waffle?
Deanna Chase
#27. It was the second week of February, a rainy Wednesday, a generous few degrees above zero, and some absolute twat on the Entertainment committee had decided that what the student body really needed was a Beach Party theme night.
Erin Lawless
#28. Our whole life should be manly; we should fear God and put our trust in him.
Martin Luther
#29. There was definitely something to be said for grown men dressed in nice suits instead of hoodlums in baggy jeans with three inches of underwear showing.
Giuliana Rancic
#30. I wasn't being a git. I wasn't even being a twat, or a wanker, or any of your other bleeding Briticisms -
Stephanie Perkins
#32. Love means to reach for the sky
and with every breath to tear a
hundred veils. Love means to step
away from the ego, to open the eyes
of inner vision and not to take this
world so seriously
Rumi
#33. Oh wouldn't that twist your twat if that turned out to be true!
Eric Arvin
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