Top 10 Turtle Man Funny Quotes

#1. All fantasy should have a solid base in reality.

Max Beerbohm

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#2. I own now, I think about 38 pairs of cowboy boots, or 37, something like that now.

Skylar Laine

Turtle Man Funny Quotes #107327
#3. Truth will allow you to keep your eyes on the road and never have to look back to see if the lie you told is following you.

Kassi Pontious

Turtle Man Funny Quotes #724019
#4. I was always busy doing something, being an only child.

Paul Smith

Turtle Man Funny Quotes #744901
#5. The fact is, Joe Isuzu is very successful at selling cars.

Jerry Della Femina

Turtle Man Funny Quotes #767624
#6. Everybody always asks me what the big surprises were that I discovered about Woody and I never have a good stock answer for that, I never know quite what to tell them other than generally that he's much less neurotic and quirky than I would have expected.

Robert B. Weide

Turtle Man Funny Quotes #856720
#7. Envy is the one deadly sin that no American can ever admit to ...

Michael Gruber

Turtle Man Funny Quotes #876544
#8. We have to bring back the individual. Management has smothered the individual.

W. Edwards Deming

Turtle Man Funny Quotes #1106434
#9. Life and 'Mind' are systemic processes.

Gregory Bateson

Turtle Man Funny Quotes #1253887
#10. Nature delights in the most plain and simple diet.

Joseph Addison

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