Top 15 Funny Muffin Man Quotes

#1. I was wishing I had a story like that one to live inside me with so much loudness you could pick it up on a stethoscope.

Sue Monk Kidd

Funny Muffin Man Quotes #73411
#2. We had a cistern for water. My grandmother churned butter and made lye soap. She and my mother did the washing in a wash kettle outdoors, using a fire to heat the water. That's the way they did the wash until the 1950s.

Bobbie Ann Mason

Funny Muffin Man Quotes #122562
#3. People wander about what you are pursuing. You have to explain about the thread.

William Stafford

Funny Muffin Man Quotes #310965
#4. Will I be something?
Am I something? And the answer comes:
You already are.
You always were.
And you still have time to be.

Anis Mojgani

Funny Muffin Man Quotes #319267
#5. Never frightening her with anything but her own feelings for him.

Anne Mallory

Funny Muffin Man Quotes #362318
#6. They asked me to go in front of the Reagans. I'm not used to going in front of President Reagan, so we went out behind the Bushes.

Dan Quayle

Funny Muffin Man Quotes #529723
#7. I rewrote the ending to 'Farewell to Arms,' the last page of it, thirty-nine times before I was satisfied.

Ernest Hemingway,

Funny Muffin Man Quotes #607713
#8. If we don't value the people who inspire us (and money is one mark of that) then what kind of culture are we building?

Sara Sheridan

Funny Muffin Man Quotes #897459
#9. Worldly ambition is founded on pride or envy, but emulation, or laudable ambition, is actually founded in humility; for it evidently implies that we have a low opinion of our present attainments, and think it necessary to be advanced.

Joseph Hall

Funny Muffin Man Quotes #904124
#10. It was a full Spears album, apparently, and each song was as ridiculous as the one before. They were catchy, yes, but so was the plague.

Heidi Cullinan

Funny Muffin Man Quotes #1114374
#11. Hand over the calculator, friends don't let friends derive drunk.

Various

Funny Muffin Man Quotes #1128916
#12. I've always felt that almost every part I've played has been a character part. I mean, I look at it that way. I can't help how I look or how I seem to people.

Robert Redford

Funny Muffin Man Quotes #1194368
#13. Violet, Kevin, the crowd, and my annoying father would all just have to wait while I ate half that torte and drank half that coffee.
Violet, however, was a multitasker.

Devon Monk

Funny Muffin Man Quotes #1403709
#14. Spoken word teaches that if you have the ability to express yourself and the courage to present those stories and opinions, you could be rewarded with a room full of your peers or your community who will listen.

Sarah Kay

Funny Muffin Man Quotes #1420760
#15. If he sees you in this apartment he will seriously murder you and then break up with me. And I really, really don't want him to break up with me, Linc."
"But murdering me, that's all good?

Trevion Burns

Funny Muffin Man Quotes #1634684

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