Top 7 Funny Repo Man Quotes

#1. There is only one me.

Ja Rule

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#2. We'll sort of get over the marriage first and then maybe look at the kids. But obviously we want a family so we'll have to start thinking about that.

Prince William

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#3. Your Grace," she said, "I have only one question. Do you wish this man crippled, or dead?

David Weber

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#4. I would not want to be a mobile home repo man. Those would be hard to sneak away - "Knock knock - Hi, would you go cut your grass and look that way for a half an hour?"

Mitch Hedberg

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#5. I remember people saying to us, "You're too nice. Hollywood is going to eat you up and spit you out." I never listened to them.

Jimmy Fallon

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#6. I believe that the desire to please you does in fact please you.

Thomas Merton

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#7. Books can do many things, but not everything. We have to live the important things, not read them.

Nina George

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