Top 33 Trouser Quotes

#1. The smooth stones you pick up and examine under the moon's light have been made blue from the sea. Next morning when you pull them from your trouser pocket, they are still blue.

Raymond Carver

Trouser Quotes #28115
#2. I was thinking - if we get a cell with a trouser press, we can make cheese toasties.

Craig Charles

Trouser Quotes #64744
#3. If you only have work clothes - the black trouser and ribbed turtleneck you got four years ago at the Gap - you're not participating in your own style personality.

Stacy London

Trouser Quotes #103763
#4. What's the difference between man and Superman? Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser. ***

Various

Trouser Quotes #210439
#5. I'm boyish with a feminine twist. I definitely gravitate toward oversized things like shirts and jackets. I like a good trouser, but then I might mix it up with something more feminine, like a pointy boot or pumps.

Jacquelyn Jablonski

Trouser Quotes #234186
#6. In the end they worked out that Angus must have sneaked into Naomi's love parlor before his trouser snake addendums were, you know ... adjusted. Super-Cat!!! He is without doubt the 007 of the cat world.

Louise Rennison

Trouser Quotes #252257
#7. If an arm-less, leg-less woman on a skateboard could find a man, surely Sophie was doing something very, very wrong? How did this woman meet him? Pull on his trouser leg as she rolled by him in a nightclub?) Now

Liane Moriarty

Trouser Quotes #296856
#8. Everything that is dead quivers. Not only the things of poetry, stars, moon, wood, flowers, but even a white trouser button glittering out of a puddle in the street ... Everything has a secret soul, which is silent more often than it speaks.

Wassily Kandinsky

Trouser Quotes #328869
#9. Meat and two veg is your knob," I tell him.

He frowns again, looking confused. "Knob?"

"Dick," I say, "penis, cock, nob, chopper, dong, cream stick, one-eyed trouser snake, prick, tadger, willy, bell-end, or dobber. Take your pick.

Beckie Stevenson

Trouser Quotes #397949
#10. [Mrs. Clare] is a gaunt, trouser-wearing, woolen-shirted, cowboy-booted, ginger-colored, gingery-tempered woman of unrevealed age ("That's for me to know, and you to guess") but promptly revealed opinions, most of which are announced in a voice of rooster-crow altitude and penetration.

Truman Capote

Trouser Quotes #403026
#11. I commend you on all you've done for PETA, wrestling the one-eyed trouser snake with your bare hands, gently cuddling it in your arms, and nurturing it back to health.

Sarah Silverman

Trouser Quotes #501058
#12. I have always loved trouser suits. It's something I absolutely believe in for women.

Carolina Herrera

Trouser Quotes #713134
#13. so he sat smoking on the sofa with the lower trouser leg hanging empty towards the floor, lost in thought.

Robert Galbraith

Trouser Quotes #763062
#14. In fact with his low forehead, ornamental quiffs of hair on the temples, lurching walk and perpetual swelling of the right trouser pocket where he kept a knife, it was obvious at once that Vincenzino was "a man of honour," one of those violent cretins capable of any havoc.

Giuseppe Tomasi Di Lampedusa

Trouser Quotes #770453
#15. The bird only keeps good things about the future to herself, but you can bet we hear all the brown-trouser bits.

Ransom Riggs

Trouser Quotes #800651
#16. I can find every jacket under the sun that I like. But I cannot find trousers cut the way I want them. They're all really tight at the bottom. Nobody does a boot cut on a trouser leg. It drives me crazy.

Jay Kay

Trouser Quotes #846926
#17. Theory did a great work pant, and everyone was doing denim. But no one was making a trouser sexy, or the focus of an outfit ... So, that's what I set out to do.

Stacey Bendet

Trouser Quotes #848347
#18. At their time of life they should be wearing trouser suits and baking cakes, maybe spending their days penning hand-written letters of complaint to newspapers. Not drinking alcopops with crude straws in them.

Matthew Crow

Trouser Quotes #851494
#19. Life could be horrible in the wrong trouser of time.

Terry Pratchett

Trouser Quotes #1018494
#20. Nan Kempner wore one of the first Saint Laurent trouser suits to one of those fancy Madison Avenue restaurants and was denied access. She famously took off her pants and walked in wearing only the jacket. And it was that kind of revolution that was echoed in fashion and in life.

Suzy Menkes

Trouser Quotes #1027888
#21. I like things to feel a touch unfinished; sweatpants with heels, or tennis shoes with a trouser. Those things are important.

Jenna Lyons

Trouser Quotes #1150353
#22. Belts with potbellies are pretty bad. I mean, what about an oversized shirt and a trouser? What about an oversized button-up shirt in linen and a trouser? Do us all a favor.

Kelly Cutrone

Trouser Quotes #1204822
#23. Angus is amusing himself by ambushing the postman. Och aye, they may have taken his trouser snake addendums, but they cannae tak his freedom!!

Louise Rennison

Trouser Quotes #1224980
#24. It's only now you're gone I see how you're my reason for doing things. Now I'm a stiltwalker with the stilts removed. My emptied trouser legs flap in the wind and I can't remember how to walk without being precipitously propped.

Sara Baume

Trouser Quotes #1329366
#25. The most important thing that I think we've done this season is to show navy and gray in a very new way. Most men understand navy and gray as a navy blazer and a gray flannel trouser, but today, we're taking that very traditional color palette and putting it in a more modern shape.

Joseph Abboud

Trouser Quotes #1426764
#26. To look long and lean, wear a wide-leg trouser with high heels.

Rebecca Gayheart

Trouser Quotes #1464111
#27. My first glance is always at a woman's sleeve. In a man it is perhaps better first to take the knee of the trouser.

Arthur Conan Doyle

Trouser Quotes #1588390
#28. So he said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library.' I thought 'That's a turn-up for the books.'

Tommy Cooper

Trouser Quotes #1642624
#29. Think twice before you pull your trouser and rape a woman; she may be your mother, sister or friend, and you know the consequences that follows.

Michael Bassey Johnson

Trouser Quotes #1650219
#30. The Madame deplored fat men. They had no laps, and of what use is a lapless human? Nevertheless, she gave him the common courtesy of a sniff at his trouser cuffs and immediately backed away, twitching her nose and showing her teeth.

Lilian Jackson Braun

Trouser Quotes #1739428
#31. Don't wear that boxy trouser suit because you feel like you have to. Wear whatever you want.

Ruzwana Bashir

Trouser Quotes #1753691
#32. Any human who tried to stamp on a Feegle would find that the little man he thought was under his boot was now in fact climbing up his trouser leg, and after that the day could only get worse.

Terry Pratchett

Trouser Quotes #1756559
#33. Right. So you haven't been spending every spare hour round at geeky and slaphead's, then?"
"Don't call them that. They have names." Although privately I had my own names for them: octopus and trouser python.

Josephine Myles

Trouser Quotes #1771713

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