The Worst Birthday Ever Quotes

#1. You can take the man out of the woods, but you can't take the woods out of the man.

Gary Paulsen

#2. The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.

Johnny Carson

#3. The worst part about celebrating another birthday is the shock that you're only as well as you are.

Anne Lamott

#4. I had the worst birthday party ever when I was a child because my parents hired a pony to give rides. And these ponies are never in good health. But this one dropped dead. It just wasn't much fun after that. One kid would sit on him and the rest of us would drag him around.

Rita Rudner

#5. Yoga is the practice of radical transformation

Georg Feuerstein

#6. Building up arms is not a substitute for diplomacy.

Samuel Pisar

#7. Jesus man! You don't look for acid! Acid finds you when *it* thinks you're ready.

Hunter S. Thompson

#8. I'm not jealous," he said jealously.

T.J. Klune

#9. much by tribulation, and by adversity our hearts

David McCullough

#10. Without family, Tover had spent many birthdays in lonely places, but being sold by his lover to a bunch of unscrupulous pirates definitely won the prize as being the worst birthday present ever received.

Astrid Amara

#11. Your true friends dont shy away from keeping you in check because your wellbeing is more important to them than even your friendship and they'd rather risk offending you than watch you harm yourself.

Omar Suleiman

#12. Dressing up. People just don't do it anymore. We have to change that.

John Galliano

#13. There is but one force in life and that is Truth, and there is but one love in life and that is love of mankind, and there is but one God in life and that is the God of all

Raja Rao

#14. You gonna tuck me in?"
She stifled the grin. Opportunistic, determined idiot. "You gonna behave?"
"Define 'behave.

Elizabeth Hunter

#15. The Moment I Knew" "was a song about my 21st birthday party, which was the worst experience ever,

Taylor Swift

#16. Turning one hundred was the worst birthday of my life. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. Turning 101 was not so bad. Once you're past that century mark, it's just not as shocking.

Annie Elizabeth Delany

#17. Would I put my daughter in a private all-girl school? No. Would I put her in a private co-ed school? Yes. Would I put her in the school I went to? No way.

Emmanuelle Vaugier