Worst Birthday Ever Quotes

#1. Basically, me and Ed Sheeran are kind of Twitter friends - well, I say that. He probably just thinks I'm weird.

Maisie Williams

#2. Without family, Tover had spent many birthdays in lonely places, but being sold by his lover to a bunch of unscrupulous pirates definitely won the prize as being the worst birthday present ever received.

Astrid Amara

#3. Turning one hundred was the worst birthday of my life. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. Turning 101 was not so bad. Once you're past that century mark, it's just not as shocking.

Annie Elizabeth Delany

#4. Apparently when I went to school, I had a Glasgow accent.

Annalena McAfee

#5. The Moment I Knew" "was a song about my 21st birthday party, which was the worst experience ever,

Taylor Swift

#6. Set impossible challenges. Then catch up with them.

Richard Branson

#7. C++ is a horrible language. It's made more horrible by the fact that a lot of substandard programmers use it, to the point where it's much much easier to generate total and utter crap with it.

Linus Torvalds

#8. People look up to Jacques Mesrine as if he were a Robin Hood, stealing from the rich, but he never gave anything back to anybody.

Vincent Cassel

#9. I had the worst birthday party ever when I was a child because my parents hired a pony to give rides. And these ponies are never in good health. But this one dropped dead. It just wasn't much fun after that. One kid would sit on him and the rest of us would drag him around.

Rita Rudner

#10. The worst part about celebrating another birthday is the shock that you're only as well as you are.

Anne Lamott

#11. The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.

Johnny Carson

#12. Am I holding her together as much as she's keeping me from falling apart?

Katie McGarry