Quotes About Worst Birthday

#1. Turning one hundred was the worst birthday of my life. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. Turning 101 was not so bad. Once you're past that century mark, it's just not as shocking.

Annie Elizabeth Delany

#2. I had the worst birthday party ever when I was a child because my parents hired a pony to give rides. And these ponies are never in good health. But this one dropped dead. It just wasn't much fun after that. One kid would sit on him and the rest of us would drag him around.

Rita Rudner

#3. Without family, Tover had spent many birthdays in lonely places, but being sold by his lover to a bunch of unscrupulous pirates definitely won the prize as being the worst birthday present ever received.

Astrid Amara

#4. The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.

Johnny Carson

#5. The worst part about celebrating another birthday is the shock that you're only as well as you are.

Anne Lamott

#6. Michelle Malkin is the most vile, hateful commentator I've ever met in my life. She actually believes that neighbors should start snitching out neighbors, and we should be deporting people. It's good she's in D.C. and I'm in New York. I'd spit on her if I saw her.

Geraldo Rivera

#7. Would that death were like this. Would that one would sleep and sleep and sleep forever.

Anne Rice

#8. If you have a voice, sing; but if you have good arms, then go in for dancing.

Ovid

#9. Once you start messing with psychological well-being, we get more and more messed up.

Ziggy Marley

#10. If anyone ever had a heart
He wouldn't turn around and break it
If anyone ever played a part
he wouldn't turn around and hate it.

Lou Reed

#11. Women are not forgiven for ageing

Jane Fonda

#12. [Dean Martin] is an absolute, unqualified drunk. And if we ever develop an Olympic drinking team, he's gonna be the coach ... Dean Martin has been stoned more often than the United States embassies.

Frank Sinatra

#13. It is so rare ... to find a complete person, with a soul, a heart and an imagination; so rare for characters as ardent and restless as ours to meet and to be matched together, that I hardly know how to tell you what happiness it gives me to know you.

Hector Berlioz

#14. The Moment I Knew" "was a song about my 21st birthday party, which was the worst experience ever,

Taylor Swift

#15. All those years, waiting for the Army, and it turns out the Army is us.

Justin Cronin

#16. That shows how impossible it is to be a woman. One's whole life depends on one's looks but one mayn't speak of one's own beauty

Rebecca West

#17. It's a fundamental human right to decide to have children or not to have children.

Gloria Steinem

#18. I went off to fight some battle that I'd invented inside me.

Sting

#19. I think a toxic message in a lot of Christianity has been that the self has to be annihilated in order for God to be found. I think that has been a toxic message.

Barbara Brown Taylor

#20. You may like me, you may hate me. But I guarantee you'll remember me.

Shane Porteous

#21. I have often heard that the outstanding man is he who thinks deeply about a problem, and the next is he who listens carefully to advice.

Livy