Top 29 The Leprechaun Quotes

#1. You know, the first two, I probably should've seen coming. The leprechaun costume? Not so much.

Rich Burlew

The Leprechaun Quotes #1196770
#2. I mean, I would say I get five or six e-mails every day from people asking, Is there going to be a Leprechaun 6?' It's probably the most asked question besides, 'Is there going to be a Willow II?'

Warwick Davis

The Leprechaun Quotes #801140
#3. If a unicorn trotted out of the woods and stabbed a leprechaun through its tiny heart with its shimmering golden horn, she probably wouldn't even blink.

Cassidy Cayman

The Leprechaun Quotes #1763731
#4. Are ya tryin' to kill me, Maggie?" Declan bit the words out and his fingers dug deeper into her hips. "Are ya wantin' to see a grown man beg?

Sara Humphreys

The Leprechaun Quotes #1663186
#5. It was never just about the money.

Kathy Bryson

The Leprechaun Quotes #1625313
#6. You realize he's claiming to have been in the Olympics, she sent. But a leprechaun stole his medal.

Brandon Sanderson

The Leprechaun Quotes #1623885
#7. Magic
Sandra's seen a leprechaun,
Eddie touched a troll,
Laurie danced with witches once,
Charlie found some goblins gold.
Donald heard a mermaid sing,
Susy spied an elf,
But all the magic I have known
I've had to make myself.

Shel Silverstein

The Leprechaun Quotes #1610873
#8. I even tried to usher her into this century by explaining that wearing rainbows didn't automatically mean a person was gay. The Lucky Charms leprechaun was not necessarily a homosexual. The Care Bear with the rainbow on his tummy did not have a life partner. He didn't even have genitals. (6)

Elna Baker

The Leprechaun Quotes #1560677
#9. Just because it looks like a leprechaun and talks like a leprechaun, it doesn't mean it can't act like the little fucking demon it is.

N.L. Gervasio

The Leprechaun Quotes #1491251
#10. The prostate might as well have been a mythological creature like a unicorn or Leprechaun only acknowledged through whispery giggles among women brunching with their gay friends.

Maggie Young

The Leprechaun Quotes #1368792
#11. Being asked to describe what 'post-racial' means is a bit like being asked to describe a leprechaun, cold fusion or unicorns: we know what is meant, but, if we are willing to be honest, we also know that none of the four describe something real, something tangible, something true.

Tim Wise

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#12. Let me speak to your boss I said. Six magic words that roil deep in the bowels of anymore collecting a paycheck on a biweekly basis. It's like winking at a leprechaun: he has to give up his pot of gold, and yet no one knows why.

Walter Mosley

The Leprechaun Quotes #1329311
#13. She said she arrived from Ireland after sliding off the curve of a rainbow with a dancing leprechaun and flew to America on the back of an owl.

Cathy Lamb

The Leprechaun Quotes #1282172
#14. You might be a fairy tale leprechaun man but at the heart of it you're still a man who won't talk about anything.

Sara Humphreys

The Leprechaun Quotes #1183544
#15. I stay away from the elf roles; I stay away from playing a leprechaun. All the roles I try to do are something that an average actor would do.

Verne Troyer

The Leprechaun Quotes #1031803
#16. If you stepped out of the shower and saw a leprechaun standing at the base of your toilet, would you scream, or would you innately understand that he meant you no harm?

David Sedaris

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#17. I asked her, dreamily, if we had met, and when she told me that we had not, I gave her a little finger wave, the type a leprechaun might offer a pixie who was floating by on a maple leaf. "Well, hi there," I whispered.

David Sedaris

The Leprechaun Quotes #636597
#18. Scaoileadh Me ...
'Release me.' That was what he said. No doubt about it. It was in Gaelic, but that was what the voice said.
Holy. Crap.

Sara Humphreys

The Leprechaun Quotes #616727
#19. It wouldn't kill you to flirt a little, so I don't remember this assignment as totally sucking. I'm babysitting a guy who thinks he's a leprechaun, and I'm rescuing a has-been horse. The least you could do I grab my ass once in a while.

Janet Evanovich

The Leprechaun Quotes #615187
#20. If you're frightened of leprechauns, the best thing to do is to get yourself a little leprechaun outfit and see how big they are. And then you'll go, 'Well I see. That's like bein' frightened of a hampster.'

Craig Ferguson

The Leprechaun Quotes #607696
#21. Humph,' he said, with a disagreeable air, 'the universe does its work very quietly.' ("The Bogey Man")

A.E. Coppard

The Leprechaun Quotes #412854
#22. It's mind-blowing and delicious and better
than finding a pot of gold, a unicorn, and a leprechaun who shits diamonds at
the end of a rainbow.

Tara Sivec

The Leprechaun Quotes #393767
#23. I'll not be lyin' if I tell ya that I fancy ya a bit myself."
"The fancy feelings are mutual."
A grin curved her lips right before Declan pressed a kiss to them.

Sara Humphreys

The Leprechaun Quotes #367172
#24. My buddies all still make fun of me about the whole 'Leprechaun' thing, and I'm proud of that movie. I'm just as proud of that work as I am of anything else that I've done. I feel like where I was in my career at the time, I committed to the character.

Laz Alonso

The Leprechaun Quotes #344833
#25. When I was growing up, my mom used to tell my sister and me about a leprechaun with a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow. But she never mentioned a Russian Neanderthal with a bag of diamonds at the end of a bloody trail in a train station

James Patterson

The Leprechaun Quotes #326446
#26. No matter how I prayed, no fairy godmother appeared. No elf or leprechaun or world-weary wizard materialised to provide the secret weapon against my foe. I remained alone in a mouse-infested cell, empty but for a pallet and the nightdress into which I now had to struggle.

Catherine Gilbert Murdock

The Leprechaun Quotes #314707
#27. Irish is a leprechaun language.

Sammy Wilson

The Leprechaun Quotes #250636
#28. There is something sinister about putting a leprechaun in a workhouse. The only solid comfort is that he certainly will not work.

G.K. Chesterton

The Leprechaun Quotes #213464
#29. Maggie had a sinking suspicion that those stories her Aunt Lizzie told her, the ones that sent her to bed with her head full of leprechauns and fairies, may be more than fairytales after all.

Sara Humphreys

The Leprechaun Quotes #70611

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