Tattoo Humor Quotes

#1. New Rule: Any tattoo that has more than one line is too long.

Bill Maher

#2. A tattoo is permanent; with a marriage you can more easily change your mind.

Carolyn V. Hamilton

#3. She crushed it, telling herself she was going to add Big in front of her Idiot tattoo.

Nalini Singh

#4. After searching for a space, I parked behind the tattoo parlor in front of a sign that said NO PARKING. Since it didn't specify to whom it was referring, I figured it couldn't possibly be talking to me.

Darynda Jones

#5. Mr. Morrow, IOI owns this network ... " "Of course they do!" Morrow shouted gleefully. 'The own practically everything! Including you, pretty boy! I mean did they tattoo a UPC code on your ass when they hired you to sit there and spout their corporate propaganda?

Ernest Cline

#6. This is so cool," I said loudly as Dad walked away. "Have you met the tattoo artist? Is he hot?" "He's a she," Mom said. "Is she hot? Cause I'm still young, you know. My sexual identity isnt fully formed." "Your father can't hear you anymore, Maya." Mom sighed.

Kelley Armstrong

#7. I don't have many rules to live by," he'd said. "But here's one. It's simple. Don't put anything unnecessary into yourself. No poisons or chemicals, no fumes or smoke or alcohol, no sharp objects, no inessential needles
drug or tattoo
and ... no inessential penises either.

Laini Taylor

#8. I didn't exactly relish the idea of getting a tattoo, trust me. It was right up there with blue hair.

Rachel Hawkins

#9. You don't pick a fight when you're drunk."
"I had to punch someone in the face, Mark."
"So you picked up four-hundred pound tattoo-guy?"
"He did have awesome tats didn't he?"
"You would know. You got to see them up close while they were in your face.

Sam Hunter

#10. Don't you ever get a tattoo, understand? All is says is that you ain't open to change.

Nami Mun

#11. You'll have to excuse Zo's manners. She was raised by a group of indigenous swamp wallabies and is at times uncomfortable conversing with civilized humans."
"Look, it's like this-" Zo started to say, but then she interrupted herself. "Swamp wallabies?

Jennifer Lynn Barnes

#12. ...You can always tell a Party Girl by her foot tattoo...

Inejiro Koizumi

#13. The other day, I got a henna tattoo that says "Forever."

Zach Galifianakis

#14. Maybe. Although I doubt most Shadowhunters get a tattoo of Donatello from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on their left shoulder.

Cassandra Clare

#15. It'll take more than a tattoo to stop me from getting inside you. Death, maybe.

Samantha Towle