Top 78 Stork Quotes
#1. If I were king of the world, babies born in airplanes, balloons and blimps would, instead of choosing to be German, Maldivian or American, all get special heavenly blue passports with a stork on the cover labeled 'Sky Baby' - and they'd be allowed to come and go anywhere they please.
Robert Krulwich
#2. About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.
Kin Hubbard
#3. Just as I wouldn't expect a gynecologist to have a debate with somebody who believes in the Stork-theory of reproduction, I won't do debates with Young Earth creationists.
Richard Dawkins
#4. His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
Mae West
#5. His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.
Mae West
#6. To talk about God, except in the context of prayer, is to take His name in vain.
One may, indeed, talk to a child about God, but this is on a par with telling him that he was brought to his mother by a stork.
Ferdinand Ebner
#7. She's got legs like a stork, no arse worth speaking of, and great cow-like eyes. call that a woman?' 'You just like big tits', chentsov retorted. 'That's an outmoded, pre-revolutionary point of view
Vasily Grossman
#8. She's so elderly that I'm sure she was alive before sex was invented. She conceived Mick's Dad by shaking hands with a stork.
Charlotte Stein
#10. Summerlee burst into derisive laughter. 'A ptero-fiddlestick!' said he. 'It was a stork, if I ever I saw one.
Arthur Conan Doyle
#11. I once had a story editor ask me not to use the word 'placenta.' I wanted to say: 'Now tell me again how you got here?' Oh, right, an angel of God placed you into the bill of the stork.
Jill McCorkle
#12. The stork is voiceless because there is really nothing to say.
Will Cuppy
#13. If we are going to teach creation science as an alternative to evolution, then we should also teach the stork theory as an alternative to biological reproduction.
Judith Hayes
#14. If you think you are better than Stork, then by all means, get hold of me.
Orhan Pamuk
#15. There would be no population explosion if people who are trying to keep the wolf from the door wouldn't let the stork fly in through the window.
Evan Esar
#16. Our steel-tipped step-ladder arrows will let us rescue that injured stork that settled down on top of the obelisk and can't fly away!
Robert Bernstein
#17. The only bird that gives the poor a real tumble is the stork.
Wilson Mizner
#18. Surely it would be easier to be a stork than a seventeen-year-old girl.
Carrie Anne Noble
#19. You called her a Stork
No you did
What did you call her
A Katerina
Why?
That was her name
Rick Yancey
#21. I'll bet your father spent the first year of your life throwing rocks at the stork.
Irving Brecher
#22. But to measure cause and effect ... you must ensure that a simple correlation, however tempting it may be, is not mistaken for a cause. In the 1990s the stork population of Germany increased and the German at-home birth rate rose as well. Shall we credit storks for airlifting the babies?
Neil DeGrasse Tyson
#23. The stork walking about on his long red legs chattered in the Egyptian language, which he had learnt from his mother. The corn-fields and meadows were surrounded by large forests, in the midst of which were deep pools.
Hans Christian Andersen
#24. There's two of me. The person I carry around like a dead carcass inside of me and the one I show to others.
Francisco X Stork
#25. The attraction here is based on man's need to conquer and tame, but also to hoard and deprive others of the prize.
Francisco X Stork
#26. The words are being forced out by a presence so weak and new I didn't even know it was there.
Francisco X Stork
#27. But the love I have for all of you doesn't stop the hurt I feel inside.
Francisco X Stork
#28. My father looks at me the way he is looking at my mother in one of their wedding pictures: like he can't believe that she is with him now and will be with him forever, that she has chosen to be with him out of all the men in the known world.
Francisco X Stork
#29. Mona says that talking heals, but at times like this, I think that just being next to someone who likes you is all anybody ever needs.
Francisco X Stork
#30. He is remembering," I say.
"Remembering what?"
"It's a word I use for praying. Sometimes it's like waiting for music to come out of the silence.
Francisco X Stork
#32. I'm just human. Our task is to try. Being a Death Warrior is all in the trying.
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Francisco X Stork
#33. It's like what flight attendants tell you about the oxygen masks that plop down in an emergency: First you put yours on, and then you put it on the child next to you. She
Francisco X Stork
#34. Be in the world but not of the world.' The words are from Jesus. But I have not the slightest idea how to accomplish that or even if it's possible. The world will always poke you in the chest with its index finger.
Francisco X Stork
#35. Actually, I am asking myself if conversations with friends always feel like this
two minds bound together by their focus on the same subject.
Francisco X Stork
#36. It's hard to accept that depression is an illness, that moping around from day to day with no will for so many years is not my fault.
Francisco X Stork
#38. But to like your life, you're going to need more than medication.
Francisco X Stork
#39. I deal with people like him a hundred times a day. They look at me and naturally assume I'm not as smart as they are. God help us. But think about it, it's a tremendous tactical advantage, not to mention personally liberating, to haveothers think I'm a dummy.
Francisco X Stork
#40. I always recommend people read nutrition labels so they know, for instance, how much fiber they're getting.
Travis Lane Stork
#41. What's better? To hurt from your want or to be so dead inside that you don't want anything? I don't want anything.
Francisco X Stork
#42. The term "cognitive disorder" implies there is something wrong with the way I think or the way I perceive reality. I perceive reality just fine. Sometimes I perceive more of reality than others.
Francisco X Stork
#43. Pain that is not acknowledged, talked about, shared even, doesn't ever go away. It hides for awhile and then comes back in a different form.
Francisco X Stork
#44. Boy, you really break things down, don't you?'
Some say it is an illness.'
We should all be so ill.
Francisco X Stork
#45. That's what faith is, isn't it? Following the music when we don't hear it.
Francisco X Stork
#47. Happiness had knocked on my door, and I opened it long enough to see that I didn't want what was being offered.
Francisco X Stork
#48. There's quiet because you don't need to say anything, and then there's quiet because you don't want to say something.
Marisol
Francisco X Stork
#49. God's love descends on some like dew on a flower, blessed be He, but sometimes we trudge along our comfortable lives and bam, He descends on us like a splash of gasoline ... and then He strikes a match.
Francisco X Stork
#51. When you're a doctor and you spend most of your life in a hospital, you honestly don't get to watch as much television as you think you might, and the power of television is enormous.
Travis Lane Stork
#52. If you're asking all this because of Wendell, forget it. Wendell has a few marbles missing when it comes to women. I like that expression very much, even though I disagree. If anything, Wendell has more marbles than he needs when it comes to women.
Francisco X Stork
#53. But sometimes i think like a child."
"you are who you are."
"if I am who I am, why is it not possible for me to work at a place where I can be who I am ?
Francisco X Stork
#54. But all I can feel right now is that someone turned on a light just long enough for me to see what I could never have, so that it would hurt me even more than if I had never seen it.
Francisco X Stork
#55. You shouldn't talk to people about the future if you don't believe in one for yourself.
Francisco X Stork
#56. The "real stuff" is what he calls the music that is piped in through the speaker in the machine. The music that comes from inside my head is not considered real.
Francisco X Stork
#57. Is not seeing any ugly parts in myself an ugly part? Is not wanting to forgive someone's ugly parts an ugly part in oneself?
Yeah. I didn't understand a word you said, but yeah.
Francisco X Stork
#58. I hope you make it through law school still feeling like you do.' 'Why wouldn't I?' I asked him. And he answered, 'Sometimes you start off going one way and you eng up going another way and you don't know how it happened.
Francisco X Stork
#59. You always do this to people?"
"Do what?"
"Get them to empty their guts out just like that."
"We do not have much time. We should only talk about what is important.
Francisco X Stork
#60. I think the most important thing is in life, it's all about balance. It's balance between foods you like and nutrition.
Travis Lane Stork
#62. Maybe I don't feel what others feel. I have no way of knowing. But I do feel. It's just that what I feel does not elicit tears. What I feel when others cry is more like a dry, empty aloneness, like I'm the only person left in the world.
Francisco X Stork
#63. There are two different questions: Do you want to die? and Do you want to live? But in the darkness of my mind, not wanting to live and wanting to die don't seem like two things you can pull apart. They're wrapped up in the no more that I feel right now.
Francisco X Stork
#64. The images get hazy, but just seeing a few months into the future feels like a small miracle. I
Francisco X Stork
#65. She doesn't need to believe in God or even remember Him to do His work. Her belief is in her deeds, which is okay.
Francisco X Stork
#66. The rocks are everywhere. You have to dig around them without getting pissed at them. I expect the rocks to be there. Sometimes I think they're put there on purpose so I can learn not to be angry about them.
Francisco X Stork
#68. You are not the clouds or even the blue sky where clouds live. You are the sun behind them, giving light to all, and the sun is made up of goodness and kindness and light.
Francisco X Stork
#69. My big mantra is 'food is medicine,' so I really love being able to talk about how you can make food your medicine, how you can make food be the thing that hopefully allows you to live a longer, happier, healthier life.
Travis Lane Stork
#70. No matter how bad your diet is, no matter how much excess weight you're carrying around, no matter how many food-related mistakes you've made in the past, you can start fresh now.
Travis Stork
#71. It is NOT crap, it is 'unedited awesomeness'. FACT.
Miranda Stork
#72. My brain is like a water faucet that I can turn on or off. Only now there is no off and the water of thoughts just flows.
Francisco X Stork
#73. In these pages, I don't beat around the bush to say shit I want to say. I don't send people on wild goose chases looking for clues. I keep things straight. So don't go trying to interpret mess, alright?
Isla Wright
#75. The dictionary defines pride as "pleasure or satisfaction in one's work or achievement." According to that definition a person needs to do something before you can be proud of them. You could not be proud of them simply for who they are. I'm not sure I know what pride in another person feels like.
Francisco X Stork
#76. She reached up and kissed him on the lips. It was a small kiss. It lasted only two or three seconds, just long enough for him to taste the future.
Francisco X Stork
#77. Here's another unexpected experience - this pleasure I feel when I imagine how I am going to tell Wendell that I will not ask Jasmine to go on a boat ride. What do I call that?
Francisco X Stork
#78. It's a sadness that has been knocking at my door for a long time, and I finally let it in.
Francisco X Stork
