Smack Head Quotes

#1. Just because he was pretty didn't mean he couldn't be improved by a smack upside the head with a piece of earnest hickory

Christopher Moore

#2. It'd hardly be worth having a brother at all, if you couldn't smack him in the head every once in a while.

Lois Greiman

#3. Giannine
What are they going to do: smack me on the head with a pamplet?

Vivian Vande Velde

#4. I've had a pilot every single year that didn't sell for the past four years, that'll smack you in the back of the head. I had a really good one last year; I wouldn't have done the play in New York if I had gotten that one.

Bob Saget

#5. Oh lovely snowball, packed with care, smack a head that's unaware! Then with freezing ice to spare, melt and soak through underwear! Fly straight and true, hit hard and square! This, oh snowball, is my prayer. I only throw consecrated snowballs.

Bill Watterson

#6. I actually think the same things do make most people happy. The differences are extremely small, and around the margins. You like peach ice cream; I like strawberry ice cream. Both of us like ice cream much better than a smack on the head with two-by-four.

Daniel Gilbert

#7. Please follow these instructions:
1. Stack the pages of this letter neatly.
2. Roll the pages up into a cylinder.
3. Smack yourself over the head with it.
4. Repeat. You complete ass.

Leah Thomas

#8. Okay," Crick said, rolling his eyes. "I give. Which part of my body is more interesting than my ass?"
Deacon rewarded his obtuseness with a smack to the head. "Your heart, you fuckin' moron ...

Amy Lane

#9. Gravy isn't a food group." "Say what?

Janet Evanovich

#10. At "tooth fairy," Sophie popped her head out the door. "I will smack that bitch up and take her bag of quarters! I will not be fucked with!

Christopher Moore

#11. I've got friends who didn't vote. I want to smack them upside the head.

Kid Rock

#12. I have never seen any place on Earth as beautiful, improbable, and beautifully ridiculous as Australia. Whatever god or devil first conceived of the place deserves some sort of award, and possibly a smack in the head.

Seanan McGuire

#13. When you're looking back, you can't look forward. And sometimes you run smack into something and hit your head.

Jennifer Niven

#14. Find Eloy. Smack his head into a wall, dance on his guts ... I'd get creative. Spontaneous like.

Kim Harrison

#15. I dove into the craziness and did things that maybe I would think twice about when I get older.

Lykke Li

#16. If I ever get Manziel disease, I want all of you to smack me in the head with your microphones

Jameis Winston

#17. [There is a] strong correlation between market freedom and lower government corruption
not terribly surprising, since the effect of increasing regulatory power is to shift 'cheating' from the private to the public sphere.

Julian Sanchez

#18. Is that why you said all that stuff earlier-because you were trying to protect me? Because if it was, I'll tell you it was the sweetest kindest thing, and if you ever do it again, I'll smack you upside the head until your ears ring 'Jingle Bells

Andrew Grey

#19. There is travel and there are babies; everything else is drudgery and death.

Dave Eggers

#20. I wanted to smack Logan over the head for his pessimistic attitude.

Micalea Smeltzer

#21. Cam gave him a halfhearted boot on the top of his head with the heel of one hand. "Why don't you shut
up until I say what I have to say?"
The painless smack and impatient order were more comforting to Seth than a thousand promises.

Nora Roberts

#22. I'd smack you over the head with it so hard your bell would still be ringing for Church next Saturday night. ~ Jaz

Jennifer Rardin

#23. Make Way for Ducklings, or They Will Smack You Upside the Head

Rick Riordan

#24. Well, first of all, I was asked by Ross Perot on a telephone call in March of 1992 if, since he had committed on the Larry King Show to becoming a candidate for president, to get on all 50 ballots.

James Stockdale

#25. We do not innovate anything ... How is it that novelties are introduced which were never even thought of by our predecessors?

Ambrose

#26. With the Epicureans it was never science for the sake of science but always science for the sake of human happiness.

Epicurus

#27. As long as you believe in Him, no matter what happens in your life, understand that it's all for a purpose.

LaDainian Tomlinson

#28. Writers' lives break into two halves,

John Updike

#29. You don't strike me as the princess type."
"What's that suppose to mean?"
Daniel Smiled. "It means that I'd still go out of my way to rescue you, but you'd probably smack me across the head and try to slay the dragon yourself.

Jeyn Roberts

#30. Truth be told, I didn't intend to get caught. I don't worry about repercussions until they smack me in the head.

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