Vivian Vande Velde Quotes

#1. A [reformed] vampire ... mostly tries to make reparation for his previous evil by doing good deeds-most commonly, apparently, going into the crime solving business.

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#2. Number one rule for fiction: Coincidence can be used to worsen a characters predicament, but never to solve his problems.

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#3. Mothers are legendary for being able to read the thoughts of their children at just the right moment.

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#4. If you don't like vampire games, don't play

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#5. The wolf sniffed beneath the door to be sure this was a human cottage. The scent was undeniable. No pigs, except in bacon form. The wolf thought bacon form was a very sensible way for pigs to behave.

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#6. Little girls who hang around with vampires need to get used to dead things ... In fact, little girls who hang around with vampires already are with dead things.

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#7. Don't, she begged, knowing that surely she was trying his patience, that his kindness would stretch just so far, that if he were truly kind he could never have survived as a vampire.

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#8. They'd poisoned me, dammit. Probably to trade my dead body to the barbarians for Wulfgar's safe return. Or maybe just for the fun of it.

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#9. Dragons don't ask for maidens, he said. Dragons are offered maidens.
Alys shook her head to show she didn't understand.
Is a king likely to be a maiden? Or a village headman? It's the men who make the laws that decree that maidens be offered.

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#10. And there was this sweet-looking little old lady with her white hair in a bun and everything, the typical grandmother type, and she was swearing her head off. I guess Alzheimer's had brought out her inner sailor.

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#11. Then, early, early, early in the morning-just as in countless Disney films-I heard a rooster crow. But guess what? They don't do it just once.

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#12. That's very kind of you," she said bitterly, for she no longer believed in kindness. "And you're willing to do this ... why? Because you're fond of helping others?"
"I'm fond of revenge," the dragon answered.

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#13. If Saint Bruce doesn't like your poem, he chops your head off.

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#14. Those Grimm brothers," she said with a sigh, "they'll never amount to anything." And she was right because all they ever became was writers.

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#15. People always talk about good, fresh country air, but I kept getting wiffs of something that was neither good nor fresh but definitely country.

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#16. Giannine
What are they going to do: smack me on the head with a pamplet?

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#17. There, close enough to spit on
if I'd been a barbarian and inclined to spit
was the dragon.

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