Slap Yourself Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 42 Slap Yourself Quotes

#1. This is Karma. I'm a bitch. Can you think of anyone who deserves a bitch slap? - Kat - Author: Jenny Han
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#2. Sometimes those fears creep into the back of your head, but then you slap yourself and think, 'Oh, woe is me! People actually like me.' What a silly thing to worry about. This is a huge opportunity, and I'm excited. - Author: Ben McKenzie
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#3. Why in the hell is she still taking off my clothes? Oh, my God! Maggie wants to rape me! I slap at her hand and she grips my wrist. "Sydney!" She laughs. "You're covered in puke. I'm trying to help you. - Author: Colleen Hoover
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#4. Sometimes you've gotta hide the medicine in the food. You can't slap somebody in the face with facts, all the time. It's too harsh - Author: Michael B. Jordan
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#5. Man is born to dream, to be enlightened, to connect and to be fulfilled. Managers are too. - Author: Stan Slap
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#6. What I wanted to do was slap him down a bit with wit and words. Grammar and vocabulary as a weapon. But what kind of world would it be if we all took every opportunity presented to us to assault the weak? - Author: Charles Frazier
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#7. 'Shkoff' is to eat. 'Shkiaff' is to slap. Like, 'Gettouttahere I'm gonna give you a couple of shkiaffs,' or, 'Forget presentation, just shkiaff the food onto the plate.' - Author: Nadia Giosia
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#8. You know ... confessing to avoid prosecution is a time-honored strategy.
I don't want to be honored with time. Honor me with "slap-on-the-wrist," or maybe even "scot free. - Author: Howard Tayler
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#9. I'm probably my biggest critic. I worry that if you spend any quality time reveling in good things then karma will slap you upside the head, so I try to stay as even keel as I'm able. - Author: Neil Patrick Harris
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#10. With the scolding half frown and lowered brows, she took his breath away. What would she do if he put his hands on either side of her face and kissed her lips? Probably slap him. - Author: Melanie Dickerson
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#11. Max flashed me a flirtatious smile. "Why don't you come and join us, me and you could -"
"Don't even finish that sentence, Slap-head."
"Hey, I told you, call me Max."
"While you're being a wanker, you're Slap-head. - Author: Suzanne Wrightt
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#12. Slap some bacon on a biscuit and let's go! We're burnin' daylight! - Author: John Wayne
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#13. Mary, Mary don't say no, down the basement we shall go. Slap your ass against the wall, here i come balls and all. Won't your daddy be disgusted, when he sees your cherry busted. Won't your mama be surprised, when she sees your belly rise! Sound Off....(ect.) - Author: U.S. Military
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#14. I always try to remember that praise and a slap on your back is only 6 inches away from a kick up the arse! - Author: Anthony Foley
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#15. Did you just pimp slap my ass with your angel hand? - Author: Debra Anastasia
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#16. I have stood your meanness as long as I intend to. You have played the part of a damn scoundrel, and if you were any part of a man I would slap your jaws and force you to resent it ... - Author: Nathan Bedford Forrest
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#17. 'Revenge' is a shameless soap in the style of Eighties shoulder-pad slap-offs like 'Dallas,' 'Dynasty' and 'Falcon Crest.' Yet there's no wink-wink camp. - Author: Rob Sheffield
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#18. I find myself wishing that I could work that magic for her. That I could bring the smile back to her face. But I slap at those thoughts as if they were mosquitoes. What am I doing, caring so much about my best friend's love? I deny my feelings for her because they shouldn't exist. - Author: Amy Plum
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#19. Everyone thinks I'm so strong. They expect me to face autumns and winters like that and bitch-slap them down; make them come to heel. I'm not so strong. I only pretend. - Author: Michael Robotham
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#20. Bury My Heart is a life-altering approach to turning managers into unconditionally committed leaders. - Author: Stan Slap
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#21. What do you call a slap that's waiting an inch away from your cheek refusing to back away? A caress - Author: Angelos Michalopoulos
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#22. Nobody can control their emotional reactions, we can only control our actions, and my current action was to slap my jealousy in the face and shove her in a vat of shut the fuck up. - Author: Abigail Barnette
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#23. I like America anyway. In Japan we are much more formal. If two friends are separated for a long time and they meet they bow and bow and bow. They keep bowing without exchanging a word. Here they slap each other on the back and say: Hello, old man, how goes everything. - Author: Sessue Hayakawa
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#24. One of the things that personally kept me in music was that it has always been my passion,my vision and change. No matter how far I may think I can go without it, it always tend to slap me right back in the face! So why not do what naturally fills your soul. Music completes me. - Author: Mandisa
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#25. (Slap) "Owhhh ... " Raymond yelled as the Old Man's cane hit his face. - Author: Judy Byington
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#26. She still wanted to slap something. Or throw something. The fish offered a tempting target but, before she could figure out who would fly across the room best, she heard the front door open and a man speaking to Tina. - Author: Susan Mallery
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#27. Death and loss, they plague you. So do memories. Like the Mississippi's incessant slap against the levees, they creep up with deceptive sweetness before grabbing your heart and pulling it under. - Author: Karen White
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#28. Someone had definitely thrown down a glove. Jan was more than ready to pick it up and slap them with it. - Author: Eve Langlais
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#29. Doran set it in front of her with a grin that made her want to slap him so hard his grandkids would feel it. - Author: Melissa Landers
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#30. Chiron said the word assist as if meant slap upside the head with extreme prejudice. - Author: Rick Riordan
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#31. She wants to slap everyone today, to pick up the whole sweat-slick City and punch its lights out. - Author: Emma Donoghue
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#32. Actually, my favourite roles have been in theatre, but on TV, my faves were Slap Maxwell and Larry Sanders. - Author: Megan Gallagher
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#33. Never hit a man with a closed fist," he told her. He could feel her pulse.
"Why? Because it gives you an excuse to manhandle me?"
He let go. "Slap his face instead."
"Ha."
"It will make him take you less seriously, and then he won't be expecting it when you knee him in the groin. - Author: Courtney Milan
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#34. I was either still dreaming or I had entered an alternate reality where I was a flippin' insane person. I doubted I had entered an alternate reality and a quick slap to my own face proved I wasn't still dreaming. -Sage Hannigan, Contingency - Author: P.S. Martinez
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#35. I'll tell you what I did need to learn was tolerance, and I think I've been actually given a daily opportunity to practice that, and it's - it's - and I know that that sounds almost like a backhanded slap, and it is in a way because I haven't been successful at it every day. - Author: Mel Gibson
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#36. Sarah had no intention of having nannies or anything like that. Her mother had sighed a bit, and said vaguely: 'I always find women who look after their own children get rather untidy and disorganised. Husbands hate it too'. Sometimes Sarah wanted to slap her face. - Author: Josa Young
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#37. There will never be a day you feel unloved by me. And if you ever should, you have permission to slap me. - Author: Corinne Michaels
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#38. Be so good as to cease to cast yourself in fictions. Pinch yourself, or slap yourself across the face if that's what it takes, but understand, please, that you are nonfictional, and this is real life. - Author: Salman Rushdie
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#39. The last thing you want to do is be a bore. When you wake up in the morning, give yourself a good mirror test. If you look like you're going to be a sulking, pouting bore, slap yourself in the face before you go out to the office. - Author: Jack Welch
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#40. The book, Sadie ... Sometimes it's helpful to have someone other than yourself inside your head, because one can slap the other. Duh, the book! - Author: Rick Riordan
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#41. I just couldn't imagine hitting a child. But in 'The Slap' it's an extreme situation. You have to ask yourself - would you step in if a child was out of control? - Author: Jonathan LaPaglia
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#42. He should accept me as I am! says the woman who is too nice.
Accept you? Oh no, sister. Slap yourself. He should want you
madly. Acceptance has nothing to do with it. He accepts a
doormat. But he desires his dreamgirl. - Author: Sherry Argov
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