Shittiest Quotes

#1. I guess show business is a lot like baseball: "Wait until next year!" You just never know. Some of the shittiest shows I've ever seen run forever, and some of the best things never get a chance.

Kurt Fuller

#2. Trance had become a dirty word. Thanks to Ian Van Dahl, Lasgo, Flip 'N' Fill and DJ Sammy, a generation of kids has grown up thinking trance is the shittiest music since country and western.

Paul Van Dyk

#3. Mom lied. The crust is the shittiest part.

Brian Spellman

#4. If you had a jetpack you'd be like I have the shittiest jetpack. Who's your service provider on your jetpack? Did they make the new one? I hate this thing.

Louis C.K.

#5. That's the way plants down here work: The Mexicans get the shittiest, most dangerous jobs, and the whites still complain.

Gillian Flynn

#6. If he was indeed an "autodidact," there's no doubt he had the world's shittiest teacher.

Paul Beatty

#7. You can take me to the shittiest restaurant or bar and I'll seriously be happy if I can sit at a booth. I don't even have to drink. Sitting is one of life's most underrated pleasures.

Karina Halle

#8. People say, 'My phone sucks.' No, it doesn't! The shittiest cellphone in the world is a miracle. Your life sucks. Around the phone.

Louis C.K.

#9. Worst music ever sells millions. The worst music with the shittiest lyrics. The fact is that they pay radio stations to put it on the radio, then you've heard it a million times when you're driving from your shitty job to your shitty house. It's indoctrination, it's sad.

Sia Furler

#10. He can't bear it. I've sat there with him and there is nothing I can say to the guy, nothing that is going to make it any better. He's been dealt the shittiest hand of cards you can imagine.

Jojo Moyes

#11. Look at a Segway and tell me it's not the world's shittiest witch's broomstick. We only wanted jetpacks because we couldn't make magic carpets work.

Warren Ellis

#12. I can't write - out of all the things it takes to make music, lyrics are the thing I'm by far the shittiest at.

Jay Watson

#13. What we mean by maturity in people's thinking is not a matter of how smart they are, but it is a matter of the order of consciousness in which they exercise their smartness or their lack of it.

Robert Kegan

#14. There is no man more dangerous than one who does not doubt his own rightness.

Louis L'Amour

#15. People are very reluctant to invest unless they know it's going to be a sure thing, and let's face it: film is never a sure thing.

Julianne Moore

#16. Adios

Her pretty picture
lying on the
ground was like
the toppling
of some
fascist
regime
And burning
the photograph,
was the
celebration

Phil Volatile

#17. I have an image in my mind of what I want, whether it's a light jacket or a one-piece. I can tell if what I want is in the store right away.

Marie Kondo

#18. I'd settle for what you had to give

Mary Stewart

#19. Discount my partiality, but my report is that so far The Winds of War is looking good.

Herman Wouk