Top 39 Sex Advice Quotes
#1. Do you need sex advice? Here's a tip. Sometimes a lady likes to leave her blazer on.
LIZ
#2. Good sex is about knowing each other's deepest and kinkiest desires.
Abhijit Naskar
#3. I don't intend to use beer as a crutch and drink until I pass out. So advice, keep an eye on that so you can get in there and get yourself drunk sex before it turns unpretty and drunk sex ends with me puking and / or passing out during the act.
Kristen Ashley
#4. Talk openly about important issues like money, sex, and religion. They can affect your life and happiness a great deal. Especially when it comes to cults.
Jesse Petersen
#5. I remember Queen Victoria's advice to her daughter. Close your eyes and think of England.
Margaret Atwood
#6. What is your advice to young writers?"
"Drink, fuck and smoke plenty of cigarettes.
Charles Bukowski
#7. Alright, listen up. I'm supposed to give you some fatherly and wise advice at this time in your life. Listen up, if you're wondering if a boy's thinking about you, he's not. He's thinking about sex, or he's hungry: those are the only two options.
Eric Taylor
#8. ...sex is a commitment. You are gifting another human being with access to the deepest part of yourself; you are sharing with them a bit of your soul. You are forging a connection that can never be undone--no matter how much you may want to undo it after the fact.
Zofie Kae
#10. Let me give you some advice here: People who want to have the sex talk with you will act the same way as people who want to murder you. First they get you in their car, so they're in control and you can't escape. Then they drive you someplace in the middle of nowhere.
Flynn Meaney
#11. I think these pipe-smokers oughta just move to the next level and go ahead and suck a dick. There's nothing wrong with suckin' dicks. Men do it, women do it; can't be all bad if everybody's doin' it. I say, Drop the pipe, and go to the dick! That's my advice. I'm here to help.
George Carlin
#13. If you can't be happy and content by yourself then you shouldn't be in a relationship.
Evan Sutter
#14. It's disconcerting to realize how little you have to say to someone who once occupied such a prominent place in your bed.
Sue Grafton
#15. Sex is the dessert in a relationship, not the appetizer
Linda Alfiori
#16. It is no better if your son rapes a woman than when your daughter gets raped. It is equally painful, may be more.
~ Rudransh Kashyap
Kirtida Gautam
#17. The only thing more difficult than persuading someone else to start having sex with you is persuading yourself to stop.
Jacob M. Appel
#18. Maybe life involves the pairing of unsuitable people, those who wait and those who keep others waiting, and the key to happiness is finding the one person with whom you share the same internal chronometer.
Jacob M. Appel
#19. Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!
George Bernard Shaw
#21. In marriage never withhold sex because for men sex is the biggest love expression that a woman can give in a committed relationship.
Linda Alfiori
#22. Lack of communication can drive a spike between two people wider than any physical distance.
Mark W. Boyer
#23. Be generous, kind and compassionate. These are true characteristics of successful people.
Archie Lee
#24. [Professor] Frank recalled my idle remark some years ago: 'Never pass up the opportunity to have sex or appear on television.' Advice I would never give today in the age of AIDS and its television equivalent Fox News.
Gore Vidal
#25. I used to dream of true love; now I'm open to false, but convincing ...
Jacob M. Appel
#26. Prom night can be a special night, if you let it be. I know you think it's for losers and something that popular kids do because they are boring people with porcelain hearts who don't know what it means to be lonely. But you're wrong. Prom is a chance for everyone to try oral sex. Go for it.
Eugene Mirman
#28. Holding hands in love is underrated, while sex is overrated. Don't you think so?
Kiran Joshi
#30. Bud's relationship with the female sex was governed by a gallimaufry of primal impulses, dim suppositions, deranged theories, overheard scraps of conversation, half-remembered pieces of bad advice, and fragments of no-doubt exaggerated anecdotes that amounted to rank superstition.
Neal Stephenson
#31. When i dated someone, my goal is to marry her, i date to get married one day, i don't date a girl just to have sex and leave her, why wasting your time if the goal is not to get married?
Werley Nortreus
#33. My parents were so old-fashioned in their attitude to sex that I would rather get in trouble with the police or at school because at least I would be punished less.
Clive Worth
#34. Sweetie," Dino said, coming over to put his arm around her shoulder. He tipped her head up and looked into her eyes with great empathy. "You can't fuck a statue. At least not at that angle. You'd at least have to tip it onto its back first, and as a conservator, I can't recommend it.
Rosanna Leo
#35. I think the last thing you should do to someone willing to put your penis in their mouth is give them criticism.
S.A. Tawks
#36. My mum told me the best time to ask my dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I'd ever been given. I burst in through the bedroom door saying "Can I have a new bike?". He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike.
Jimmy Carr
#37. Never depend on a single income. Make Investments to create a second source." - Warren Buffet
Archie Lee
#38. Filled with great advice, practical support, and steamy, imaginative suggestions for how to have an exciting, challenging, satisfying sex life.
Karen X. Tulchinsky
#39. Creepy is being attached to an outcome. If you approach someone with the goal of sex, and hten find thins not going in that direction, you may try to steer things back to sex. This is creepy.
Allison Moon
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