See The Glass Half Empty Quotes

#1. I never see the glass half empty because I drink out the bottle

Ellen DeGeneres

#2. I'm a pessimistic person, I see the glass half empty even when it's full.

Nigahiga

#3. His words are like the sound of a needle dragging across a record. A sinking, sickening feeling washes over me. This is why you should never, ever get your hopes up. This is why you should see the glass as half empty. So, when the whole things spills, you aren't as devastated.

Emily Giffin

#4. I don't see the future as bright, language-wise. I see it as a glass half empty - and evaporating quickly.

Dick Cavett

#5. It's not a case of the glass being half full or half empty; more that we tipped a whole half-pint into an empty pint pot. I had to see how much was there, though, and now I know.

Nick Hornby

#6. I never look at the glass as half empty or half full. I look to see who is pouring the water and deal with them.

Mark Cuban

#7. Some people see the glass as half-empty, while others see it as half-full. But Jones stares at it and tries to figure out who drank the damn water.

Chris Kuzneski

#8. Some people see a glass as half empty; some see it as half full. I put the glass in a cupboard and forget it's there. You get my point?

Kristin Hannah

#9. I was a very fearful little kid, and I would always see the worst in everything. The glass was half-empty. I would see people kissing, and I would think one was trying to bite the other.

Daniel Clowes

#10. I'm a lawyer. Pessimists see a glass half-empty; optimists see a glass half-full. Lawyers see a glass containing possible carcinogenic materials without a warning label. Skepticism is coded in our DNA.

Naima Simone

#11. You should never look at the cup or glass as being half empty; see it as being half empty, then you will have mastered the test of greatness.

Barbara Hart

#12. The problem with you is that you always see a glass of milk half empty instead of half filled.

Jodi Picoult

#13. Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty, and some see it crawling with toxic alien parasites who want to devour your pancreas.

James Alan Gardner

#14. Cognitive therapists focus on getting patients to see the glass as half-full rather than half-empty. Being positive has become rather a fetish. A more radical tactic would be to abolish the need for evaluation and just accept the glass as it is, whether it be cracked or brimming.

Gwyneth Lewis

#15. I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

Janeane Garofalo

#16. I'm a confirmed negaholic. I don't just see a glass that's half full and call it half-empty; I see a glass that's completely full and worry that someone's going to tip it over.

Peter McWilliams

#17. Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty.
I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be.

George Carlin

#18. When looking at your reserve when going through trials and you see a glass over half empty, remember to look at the one who gives the water. Our focus is what is important, not our struggle.

Gail Davis

#19. i'm a realist, miss randall. if you show me a glass, i see it as neither half-empty nor half-full. i see enough water to drown a man, if i can find a way to put it in his lungs.

D.L. Snell

#20. Optimists see the glass as half full.
Pessimists see the glass as half empty.

Experiential trainers see the whole glass and its context.

Bogdan Vaida

#21. This is why you should never, ever get your hopes up. This is why you should see the glass as half empty. So when the whole thing spills, you aren't as devastated.

Emily Giffin