Screw Quotes

#1. The road out there is long, to find the right people is like to find the people which will show how much times you have been right. All people remember when you screw up, but few remember when you are doing the stuff right,... the only thing which can help you is the quotes - so keep reading them!

Deyth Banger

#2. You can stick a fork in Barack Obama. Politically, he's done. The main way we can screw this up is if we choose the wrong Republican.

Tim Pawlenty

#3. For crying out loud, absurd things can happen, none of us is spared." He reached out and gave her a soft pat on the back. "So screw it, lovey. Enjoy every second you've got and stop moping around." - Intomesee

Maha Erwin

#4. If you don't have the confidence in baking, commit to making the recipe three times. The first two, do it exactly the way I've told you to make it. Twice. The first time you'll screw it up. The second time it will come out pretty good, and then the third time, make your adjustments.

Tom Douglas

#5. I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I'm an idiot. And I'm your boyfriend.

Jimmy Fallon

#6. Because, I don't trust a word out of your mouth. You screw with my head and my heart. I'm done. I'm done letting you into my life to trample on my emotions.

J.B. McGee

#7. Every time you start a company - and I've started five or six - you have the opportunity to screw up in whole new ways.

Evan Williams

#8. I've learned so much from being a mom about the kind of person I want to be, the kind of woman I want to be. Motherhood has taught me mindfulness. If you just parent on instinct, you'll screw your kid up for life. You have to be so mindful.

Gwyneth Paltrow

#9. And it's only symbolism puts magic and meaning into anything. You of all people should know that. We can make love amongst the gods, or we can screw on a dirty mattress. It's our choice.

Alan Moore

#10. It's just ... wow, I'm happy for you. I think this is great. Its love- the real kind you make sacrifices for. The kind where you scream 'screw it' to everyone else. That's envy-worthy.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

#11. Screw fairy tales. My life was way more interesting.

Rebecca Chastain

#12. If [Bush's] successors don't screw it up, within 10 years NASA will have us back to where we belong
on other worlds.

Charles Krauthammer

#13. People screw me over with words, so I screw them over with songs.

Greyson Chance

#14. He just happens to be even more beautiful in person than on Twitter, and screw this- he's totally from Saturn. Earthlings don't look like this.

Nikki Godwin

#15. I don't want to screw this up, Julia. I don't ever want to be a person who hurts you.

Charles Sheehan-Miles

#16. This is love, and the trouble with it: it can make you embarrassed. Love is really liking someone a whole lot and not wanting to screw that up. Everybody's chewed this over. This unites us, this part of love.

Daniel Handler

#17. I grew up in an affluent suburban world and never worried about money until I'd grown up and found wonderfully original ways to screw up my life.

K.A. Applegate

#18. He's never going to love me. Men like that don't love women like me. They screw women like me. They don't marry women like me and make me a part of their perfect prissy lives.

Tiffany Reisz

#19. You can behead people, you can crucify them, you can cut their hearts out and eat them on YouTube ... but, don't screw with the place where God hid America's oil.

Bill Maher

#20. Roses are red, violets are blue, get in my bed and be ready to screw.

K. Bromberg

#21. If guys don't respect themselves, they don't respect other people. That's times and personalities. And all of them are not that way. But it don't take but one or two to screw up the whole crowd.

Richard Petty

#22. As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against 'em anyway, you don't belong in office.

Molly Ivins

#23. I checked out the wine. Screw cap. The greatest invention since fire.

Janet Evanovich

#24. Screw pretty. I'd rather be strong. Pretty fades over time. Strength gets you through the bad shit.

Thea Harrison

#25. Business is an establishment that gives you the legal, even though unethical, right to screw the naive-right, left, and in the middle.

W.C. Fields

#26. Screw caution," Tori said. "I'm outta here." We looked at her. "Well, I am. As long as someone comes with me." We kept looking at her. She sighed. "Fine, but when everything goes to hell, just remember, I get to blame you guys, because I wanted to leave right away.

Kelley Armstrong

#27. Anyway, all I'm saying is that there was this time
maybe it was a day, maybe a few days, I can't remember now
when everything seemed to have come together. And so obviously it was time to go and screw it all up.

Nick Hornby

#28. I missed you," he says. "A lot. And screw it if I'm not supposed to admit that, but I tried the whole alpha-male thing for two seconds and I just can't do it. So you don't get alpha-Ben today. I'm sorry.

Colleen Hoover

#29. Rule number one of the wizarding business. Never let them see you sweat. People expect us to know things. It can be a big advantage. Don't screw it up by looking like you're as confused as everyone else. Bad for the image.

Jim Butcher

#30. Nixon was so crooked that he needed servants to help him screw his pants on every morning.

Hunter S. Thompson

#31. Life is like a darkroom, says Kristijan. You never know who will screw you and how, or whom you will screw and how. But it is too exciting for you to just walk out.

Rujana Jeger

#32. Keep 'im off it, then," Elvira declared. "Man's gettin' more than his fair share of blowjobs, gonna have his mind on his woman's mouth, not on some motherfucker with a screw loose." A giggle erupted from me because that was the truth.

Kristen Ashley

#33. Braden, Ellie, and Adam came in and took their usual table directly across from us so that Braden and Joss could screw each other with their eyes.

Samantha Young

#34. I know i'll screw up. But i'll keep trying, as long as you let me.

Lisa McMann

#35. Screw you and your 38,000 twitter followers!

CM Punk

#36. Basically I just had to say, Screw everyone around me - from now on I'm just gonna play what I think is important to me and our music. So I gave the big finger to all the current trends in technical wizardry, and just went off and did what I felt was best for the songs.

Kirk Hammett

#37. That kind of so-called housekeeping where they have six Bibles and no cork-screw.

Mark Twain

#38. Screw the dialogue, let's wreck some cars.

Hal Needham

#39. Screw them," Ethan finally said. After a moment of utter shock, I enjoyed my second biggest smile all night. Malik's wasn't much smaller. "I'm sorry," I said, "did you just say 'screw them'?

Chloe Neill

#40. The addict will screw you over and lie to you and do all kinds of things.

Daniel Baldwin

#41. The world is divided into those who screw and those who do not. He distrusted those who did not - when they strayed from the straight and narrow it was something so unusual for them that they bragged about love as if they had just invented it.

Gabriel Garcia Marquez

#42. There are some people who you've got to stay away from. They can't help themselves; they are just genetically programmed to screw you over.

Mindy Quigley

#43. There is someone out there, watching us screw up and waiting for the day we come face to face and explain ourselves.

C.E. Dimond

#44. Screw you, Jasper," said Castle mildly, "and screw Mother's Day and Christmas, too.

Kurt Vonnegut

#45. Suddenly Dominic's expression turned impish, and she knew one of his cheesy lines was coming. He cocked his head at Ivy. "Screw me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?

Suzanne Wright

#46. He hopes that maybe it'll make people a little less scared of two boys kissing than they were before, and a little more welcoming to the idea that all people are, in fact, born equal, no matter who they kiss or screw, no matter what dreams they have or love they give.

David Levithan

#47. You know, you don't need a leader to sort of administer something that's going very well. In fact, in one sense, an overly ambitious person in that circumstance can probably screw it up.

Louis V. Gerstner Jr.

#48. According to a new survey, almost half of the voters in Ohio, Florida, and Pennsylvania say that they do not trust Hillary Clinton. Republicans immediately got together and said, 'OK, this is a huge opportunity for us. How are we going to screw it up?'

Jimmy Fallon

#49. That's not very Team Reality of you."
His smile matched mine. "Screw Team Reality - I'm leaving to join Team Sanity.

Alexandra Bracken

#50. ...There's not one way to to live or to love, and whoever tries to tell you any different will probably be dead in a decade or two anyway, so screw them!

Santino Hassell

#51. I suppose you will continue to screw things up unless I level with you, Navarre. Or unless I get someone to throw you in jail."
"Most likely."
"Goddamn your father."
"Amen.

Rick Riordan

#52. I embrace me, exactly as I am, and the rest of the world can screw off.

Lindy Zart

#53. But there's no substitute for getting smarter faster. And the way you get smarter is to screw around vigorously. Try stuff. See what works. See what fails miserably. Learn. Rinse. Repeat.

Tom Peters

#54. When I die I want a child that never met me, to hear were I came from and what I accomplished and for him or her to live their life to the fullest and do what they were put on this world to do. No limitations, blowing past everybody's expectations. Screw whatever body thinks!

Richard Cabral

#55. Well, screw this daddy complex shit. 100ccs of Madonna girl power needed STAT!

Kate Meader

#56. When life hands you lemons sometimes you just have to say screw the lemons, and bail.

Magan Vernon

#57. Let's have another bottle of 'cham,'" said Captain Clutterbuck, when their dinner was nearly over. "'Cham' is the only thing to screw one up when one is down a peg.

Anthony Trollope

#58. I'm not perfect. And I don't have to be. I can figure it out as I go, and as long as I do the best I can, it's okay if I still screw up.

Melissa Darnell

#59. Screw sharks; a Transformer could be stretching up on its tippy toes and would still have a mile of cover to eat me.

Emma McLaughlin

#60. I think it has sullied his presidency. As brilliant a politician as Bill Clinton is, as magnetic a personality as he can be, there is one little screw loose somewhere.

Morley Safer

#61. We need to accept that we won't always make the right decisions, that we'll screw up royally sometimes - understanding that failure is not the opposite of success, it's part of success.

Arianna Huffington

#62. Revenge is a lie we fabricate to ease our consciences. But like two negatives can never equal a positive, two wrong deeds cannot make a right. They only screw-up the equation.

Caroline George

#63. Baseball was made for kids, and grown-ups only screw it up.

Bob Lemon

#64. Was it man's love to screw the sky with monuments span the bay with orange and silver bridges shuttling structure into structure incorruptible in this endless tie each age impassions be it in stone or steel either in echo or halfheard ruin

Gregory Corso

#65. I am in the midst of a soliloquy! I wrote this out and memorized it and if you interrupt me I will completely screw it up,' Augustus interrupted. 'Please to be eating your sandwich and listening.

John Green

#66. Screw you! You're a crappy best friend!!!

Jenny Han

#67. Rumor has it: when you marry a Walsh you are set for life. Only one thing can screw it up.

Jessica Gordon

#68. Screw it
the house needed cleansing with cock's blood and chanting.

Tere Michaels

#69. Screw the rules, damn the consequences, and just love. Love until it kills you, because there's nothing better worth dying for.

Karen Amanda Hooper

#70. Men want to be him, women want to screw him ...
most wanting to be the one to tame the untameable Jake Wethers.

Samantha Towle

#71. Electronics were rascals, and they lay awake nights trying to find some way to screw you during the day. You could not reason with them. They had a brain and intestines, but no heart.

Ernest K. Gann

#72. You've mistaken me for someone else. Do not wait on me, Ms. Lane. Do not construct your world around mine. I'm not that man."
"Screw you, Barrons."
"I'm not that man, either.

Karen Marie Moning

#73. It takes a whole government to really screw up a war. A dollop of American hubris goes a long way too.

Rosa Brooks

#74. Ll that is necessary for evil to triumph
is for good men to do nothing. I supposed old Edmund Burke had meant to include women in that. And if he hadn't, well, screw him.

Rachel Caine

#75. On the Television Show The X-Files So, the woman and the dopey-looking guy screw, and then they look for aliens - or they just screw and sometimes aliens follow them?

Justin Halpern

#76. There shall come a day when all the women in the world will lie in the gutter screaming for cock,' he intoned. 'But not an inch shall they be given!'
'Am I to understand,' Knud Erik asked, 'that nobody wanted to screw you?

Carsten Jensen

#77. With my track record, I'll probably be able to screw up all three branches of government in about a week and a half.

Huntley Fitzpatrick

#78. I tell you not to be timid. I tell you to make the choices, make the mistakes, big, terrible, reckless mistakes, really screw it all up. I tell you it is the only way.

Jandy Nelson

#79. Love is a simple thing by nature, people just like to screw it up and make it heavier than it is meant to be. That's why it's earned such a bad name.

Nicole Williams

#80. They kept coming up with more creative ways to screw with him.
He kept coming up with more creative paths to travel.

Brigid Kemmerer

#81. I really wanted something, giving myself permission to screw up wasn't an option

Tara Kelly

#82. We're [parents]) always bluffing, pretending we know best, when most of the time we're just praying we won't screw up too badly.

Jodi Picoult

#83. I guess we all have a bad night now and then and really screw up. I listened to our earlier stuff and we screwed up a lot. But at least now that we are sober, when we screw up it's for real.

Joe Perry

#84. Screw normal. You know why? 'Cause if you're normal, the crowd will accept you. But if you're deranged, the crowd will make you their leader.

Christopher Titus

#85. I have discovered that a screw-shaped device such as this, if it is well made from starched linen, will rise in the air if turned quickly.

Leonardo Da Vinci

#86. I felt like putting a bullet between the
eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its
species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers
and smother all the French beaches I'd never see. I wanted
to breathe smoke.

Chuck Palahniuk

#87. Psychopaths, skillful as they are at manipulating others, have trouble with emotional regulation and generally screw up at either extreme: theatrical histrionics or cold stoicism.

Jonathan Kellerman

#88. I like Pixie Sticks. Yeah, screw the middle man. Just a tube of sugar ... I'd pour two of those in a big 12 ounce coke. And I'd go out to catechism class and try to concentrate on the priest. I saw Jesus several times. I swear I did.

Tim Allen

#89. I got my tubes tied last fall, at age 45 ... After 33 years or so, I struggled to gain control of my reproductive potential and its power over my destiny. Finally, instead of letting nature continue to screw around with me, at least in this one area I engineered a pre-emptive strike.

Marion Winik

#90. Karma, continuing the Screw Dez kick it seemed to be on lately ...

Jus Accardo

#91. He didn't get it. That's exactly why I needed my Maker's Mark. You can't throw my life into turmoil, and then screw me out of my bourbon too.

Donna Augustine

#92. Give me the Black Death over a Victorian prude any day. At least the dying screw like it's their last day on earth.

R.E. Vance

#93. Sometimes if you jump into something too quickly, you can screw up something that might have been good two years down the road.

Dolly Parton

#94. I don't know why it's so hard for people to admit that sometimes they're just assholes who screw up because they don't expect to get caught.

Karen M. McManus

#95. Innocence had nothing to do with the state of her virginity but with the state of her heart. A woman could screw a thousand men, and if she still was able to love, she could hold her innocence in her soul.

Sophie Oak

#96. Screw-ups are the mark of excellence.

Tom Peters

#97. Daemon: We can go live in a damn cave. Look, I'm a selfish person. You know that. And I don't want you to go through that, so I'm willing to say screw it and we cut our losses.
Katy: Really? What kind of life would that give us?
Daemon: Don't bring logic into this conversation.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

#98. If you give a good idea to a mediocre team, they will screw it up. If you give a mediocre idea to a brilliant team, they will either fix it or throw it away and come up with something better.

Ed Catmull

#99. In what way did your parents screw up to make you the woman you are today?

Nicki Elson

#100. I want to keep feeling the way I feel when I'm with you. Just tell me what I have to do. And give me some room to screw up. I've never done this before. There's a learning curve.

Sylvia Day