Screw Everything Up Quotes

#1. I though I screwed everything up," I say.
He smiles. "You're only one person. In the whole universe. You can't screw everything up.

Caela Carter

#2. Multi-tasking is the ability to screw everything up simultaneously.

Jeremy Clarkson

#3. I don't understand why I screw everything up.

John Green

#4. If you vote and you elect dishonest, incompetent people into office who screw everything up, you are responsible for what they have done. You caused the problem; you voted them in; you have no right to complain

George Carlin

#5. Of course I've got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons, I've got em 'cause everyone else has. But as soon as you use them they screw everything up.

Danny DeVito

#6. Government can screw up just about everything. Given enough power and time it will screw up everything.

Mark Thornton

#7. If you are thinking that everything sucks, you'll end up where everything does. This is how people get caught in a downward spiral and screw up their whole lives by never recovering from one bad incident.

Doug "Ten" Rose

#8. I screw up on the delay settings, so pretty much everything is manually done by me - I don't have those presets like the Edge has.

Joey Santiago

#9. Oh, Oh my fucking mother she screw ups everything!

Deyth Banger

#10. When you become a top player, you think that nothing else and nobody else matters. You can tell everybody on earth, 'Listen, I'm playing tennis, I don't have time for you. I'm in the semifinals of the U.S. Open, screw everybody and everything else.'

Mats Wilander

#11. If he truly wanted me to let everything go, I'd flip over and ride him right there on the range. Screw golf, I'd screw him instead.

Karina Halle

#12. Fashion is supposed to be light and not try too hard.

Carine Roitfeld

#13. A troupe learns to play like we all learn to screw, stumbling and jostling until everything's finally in the right place.

Scott Lynch

#14. Writing distills, crystallizes, and clarifies thought.

Stephen Covey

#15. It is better when you are in the world. You know how much pain there is. You can tell how established you are in the light. To remove yourself from the things you desire or things you find difficult to deal with is no answer.

Frederick Lenz

#16. Screw caution," Tori said. "I'm outta here." We looked at her. "Well, I am. As long as someone comes with me." We kept looking at her. She sighed. "Fine, but when everything goes to hell, just remember, I get to blame you guys, because I wanted to leave right away.

Kelley Armstrong

#17. Anyway, all I'm saying is that there was this time
maybe it was a day, maybe a few days, I can't remember now
when everything seemed to have come together. And so obviously it was time to go and screw it all up.

Nick Hornby

#18. I become an actress to do things that scare the sh*t out of me and I felt like I didn't stand a chance to get this part because people have preconceived notions about me, but if they gave me the part, I would do everything in my power to not screw it up.

Lizzy Caplan

#19. I hate when counselors and teachers blame everything on low self-esteem in teens. Some of us actually have self-esteem, believe it or not. And when we make mistakes, it's not because of a defect in our psyche. We screw up just because.

Niki Burnham

#20. People screw up, you know. You shouldn't hold it against them. You shouldn't expect everyone to know everything you're thinking about or not getting from them. It doesn't mean they don't love you. They screw up. -Bobby

Laura Dave

#21. The church is so subnormal that if it ever got back to the New Testament normal it would seem to people to be abnormal.

Vance Havner

#22. You'll find that education's about the only thing lying around loose in this world, and that it's about the only thing a fellow can have as much of as he's willing to haul away. Everything else is screwed down tight and the screw-driver lost.

George Horace Lorimer

#23. Sometimes you just have to put everything you got out
there and screw the consequences. Sometimes you have to jump and trust someone else to catch you. Sometimes you have to put your dignity
aside and beg

Robin Kaye

#24. I don't have a sprinter's body.

Allyson Felix

#25. I know most people would say we're just kids, or to young too know what love is. But screw that. I've known you my whole entire life. We have shared everything together.

Jasinda Wilder

#26. This really happens. It sounds trite, but only because words make everything true sound trite. Because words always screw up what you're trying to say.

Chuck Palahniuk

#27. It sounds trite, but only because words make everything true sound trite. Because words always screw up whatever you're trying to say.

Chuck Palahniuk

#28. General fiction is pretty much about ways that people get into problems and screw their lives up. Science fiction is about everything else.

Marvin Minsky

#29. The thing that makes vivid writing is when the reader is in the body of the story, the body of the character. Things smell like something; there's weather, there's texture, there's light.

Janet Fitch

#30. The Hate continued exactly as before, except that the target had been changed.

George Orwell

#31. Look may be that everything is right, it is always best to have an inspection before marching. To forget a screw, if you have a loose one, and only discover your loss when you are miles from home and the view before you is "perfect", is to promote, possibly suicide, certainly profanity.

Henry Peach Robinson

#32. I am incredibly, incredibly fortunate about the opportunities I've had. But at the same time, I've had plenty of opportunities to screw it up, too. Sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is 'No ... ' and not feel the need to do everything. It's about doing what rings true to me.

America Ferrera

#33. I try to be as real and honest about everything and very genuine with people and say, 'Listen, I'm a Christian, and I'm not perfect. I screw up every day, but I think that's what grace is all about.'

Tim Tebow

#34. Given enough time humans will screw up Wikipedia just as they have screwed up everything else, but so far it's not too bad.

Jimmy Wales

#35. Joy beats oppression.

Jack Terricloth

#36. I know a lot of people did a lot of heavy lifting to make me successful and I do everything in my power not to screw it up.

Charles Barkley

#37. I didn't have a teenage or early-20s experience that was free and without worry. I missed the screw-everything, have-a-good-time phase.

Sandra Bullock