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Top 100 Sayings About A Goose

#1. In short, killing the goose that lays the golden egg is a viable political strategy, so long as the goose does not die before the next election and no one traces the politicians' fingerprints on the murder weapon. - Author: Thomas Sowell
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#2. She wears only black-rimmed glasses, and is holding a paperback titled Murder and Mayhem in Goose Pimple Junction. Her light - Author: Dennis Hart
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#3. I winced. "I shouldn't have said that." "You once put goose droppings in my shoes, Alina. A bad mood I can handle." He glanced at me and said, "We all know the burden you're carrying. You don't have to bear it alone." I - Author: Leigh Bardugo
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#4. Why the hell are we conditioned into the smooth strawberry-and-cream Mother-Goose-world, Alice-in-Wonderland fable, only to be broken on the wheel as we grow older and become aware of ourselves as individuals with a dull responsibility in life? - Author: Sylvia Plath
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#5. That's what he got for neglecting his work to go on wild-goose chases to impress a girl - Author: Diana Gabaldon
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#6. Don't be a goose! - Author: Margaret Mitchell
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#7. My best friend was a magpie goose, and my magpie goose would follow me around, and we'd dance in the zoo together. Then I'd be covered in mud! - Author: Bindi Irwin
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#8. Who eates the Kings Goose uoydes the feathers an hundred years after.
[Who eats the king's goose voids the feathers a hundred years after.] - Author: George Herbert
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#9. He looked like a big baby goose with acne. This - Author: Neil Strauss
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#10. I joined Count Basie's band to make a little money and to see the world. For two years I didn't see anything but the inside of a Blue Goose bus, and I never got to send home a quarter. - Author: Billie Holiday
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#11. I was doing a play out in L.A. 20-some-odd years ago called 'Goose and Tomtom' by David Rabe, and somebody saw it and the next thing I know I'm doing the table read of the film version of 'Glengarry Glen Ross' with Al Pacino and Jack Lemmon - one of the great films of our generation. - Author: Richard Schiff
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#12. She's a surprise this old earth, one big surprise after another since before she separated from the moon who circles and circles like the mate of a shot goose. - Author: Peter Heller
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#13. Perhaps the couple got married at 25 and now they're 45 and this is an option. And if a couple is still together, or perhaps finds its way back together, I like to say that it's forever. They belong together, it's a good fit, it's the right pairing. It almost gives me goose bumps. - Author: Volkmar Sigusch
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#14. Happiness in this world, when it comes, comes incidentally. Make it the object of pursuit, and it leads us a wild-goose chase, and is never attained. Follow some other object, and very possibly we may find that we have caught happiness without dreaming of it. - Author: Nathaniel Hawthorne
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#15. - How dare you, I repeat, In disregard of all decency, call me a goose?
- I spit on your head, Ivan Ivanovich! What are you screaming so for? - Author: Nikolai Gogol
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#16. A goose flies by a chart which the Royal Geographical Society could not mend. - Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
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#17. Soon we could barely recognize them. They were taller than we were, and heavier. They were loud beyond belief. I feel like a duck that's hatched goose's eggs. - Author: Julie Otsuka
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#18. Quill: An instrument of torture yielded by a goose and commonly weilded by as ass. - Author: Ambrose Bierce
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#19. The goose that lays golden eggs has been considered a most valuable possession. But even more profitable is the privilege of taking the golden eggs laid by somebody else's goose. The investment bankers and their associates now enjoy that privilege. - Author: Louis D. Brandeis
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#20. For watching sports, I tend to drink Guinness; early evenings always begin well with a Grey Goose and tonic with plenty of lime; and on a cold winter's night, there's nothing quite like a glass of Black Maple Hill ... an absolute peach of a bourbon. - Author: Martin Bashir
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#21. Increasing pressure on students to subject themselves to ever more tests, whittling themselves down to rows and rows of tight black integers upon a transcript, all ready to goose-step straight into a computer. - Author: Leah Hager Cohen
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#22. Their nasty whispering made me angry. They had a neat way of tucking their point inside something softseeming and neighborly. The cutting edge was hidden in a joke or a piece of advice. It was like being sliced by a tiny blade hidden in a goose feather; it took a moment to realize the wound. - Author: Ananda Braxton-Smith
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#23. I guess my thermometer for my baseball fever is still a goose bump. - Author: Vin Scully
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#24. The youth choir is up onstage now, in flowing white gowns, and they're singing something in the key of goose-bumps. - Author: A.S. King
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#25. Fate is a fickle bitch. Just when you believe you've secured the goose that lays the golden egg, she back heels you in the bollocks. - Author: Ken Scott
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#26. To the British, Dunkirk symbolizes a generosity of spirit, a willingness to sacrifice for the common good. To Americans, it has come to mean Mrs. Miniver, little ships, The Snow Goose, escape by sea. To the French, it suggests bitter defeat; to the Germans, opportunity forever lost. - Author: Walter Lord
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#27. V poured himself some Goose and sat down on the bed. The rack was covered with hardened wax, blood, her arousal, and the results of his orgasms. It had been a messy session. But the acceptable ones always were. He - Author: J.R. Ward
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#28. Since that time Saracen had been making a name for himself. That name was not 'Saracen'. Indeed the name was more along the lines of 'that hell-fowl', 'did-you-see-what-it-did-to-my-leg', 'kill-it-kill-it-there-it-goes' or 'what's-that-chirfugging-goose-done-now'. - Author: Frances Hardinge
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#29. Medicine is a golden goose that has to be killed because every time the goose lays a golden egg, someone gets sick or dead. - Author: Richard Diaz
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#30. I too am a poet who has found some favour with the Muse. I too have written songs. I too have heard the shepherds call me bard. But I take it from them with a grain of salt: I have the feeling that I cannot yet compare with Varius or Cinna, but cackle like a goose among melodious swans. - Author: Virgil
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#31. The Frier preached against stealing, and had a goose in his sleeve. - Author: George Herbert
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#32. Small! I'm mot going to be small anymore. I'm going to be a dragon, with wings like lacquer fans and jets of fire breath for roasting up goose suppers midair! Pippin spread out her arms, imagining them wings. Why not? she asked herself. - Author: Laini Taylor
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#33. If Jo is a tomboy and Amy a goose, what - Author: Louisa May Alcott
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#34. Alcohol.
It can give the courage to talk dirty and the permission to go home with the bartender.
It's the alibi. The cover story.
It wasn't really you - you were possessed by Captain Morgan and the Grey Goose.
Unfortunately, I have a very high tolerance for alcohol.
Sucks to be me. - Author: Emma Chase
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#35. No more I do, your Majesty. But what's that got to do with it? I might as well die on a wild goose chase as die here. - Author: C.S. Lewis
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#36. My anger spiked. I should have stabbed the Komizar again. Carved him up like a holiday goose, then brought his head back skewered on a sword and showed it to the crowds as proof that I had no love for the tyrant. - Author: Mary E. Pearson
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#37. Television is a golden goose that lays scrambled eggs; and it is futile and probably fatal to beat it for not laying caviar. Anyway, more people like scrambled eggs than caviar. - Author: Lee Loevinger
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#38. Take any writer you want in the 19th century: they wrote with quill pens, dipping a piece of goose feather in ink and writing. And yet we read those novels today, and if we're sensitive to them, we respond to them with an immediacy that is stronger than anything written today on a word processor. - Author: Walter Murch
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#39. It is a blind goose that cometh to the fox's sermon. - Author: John Lyly
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#40. If a fox strangles a goose just to eat the brains, you wouldn't say the fox killed the brains. You'd say the fox offed the goose. - Author: Vladimir Lorchenkov
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#41. Given a choice between goose egg and heartache, I would choose heartache. - Author: Santosh Kalwar
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#42. It was January. Snow was falling; snow had fallen all day. The sky spread like a grey goose's wing from which feathers where falling all over England. - Author: Virginia Woolf
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#43. If breakups are like deaths, then ex sightings are like seeing a ghost: you feel goose bumps, near loss of bladder control, and the sensation of your heart bursting in your throat. The distinction is that the ex is alive. - Author: Daria Snadowsky
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#44. There's nothing half so mortal as a grey goose feather. - Author: George R R Martin
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#45. The fox remains always a fox, the goose remains a goose, and the tiger will retain the character of a tiger. - Author: Adolf Hitler
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#46. The greylag mate for life? If ye kill a grown goose, hunting, ye must always wait, for the mate will come to mourn. Then ye must try to kill the second, too, for otherwise it will grieve itself to death, calling through the skies for the lost one. - Author: Diana Gabaldon
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#47. The fangs of a bear, and the tusks of a wild boar, do not bite worse and make deeper gashes than a goose-quill sometimes; no, not even the badger himself, who is said to be so tenacious of his bite that he will not give over his hold till he feels his teeth meet and the bones crack. - Author: James Howell
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#48. A vague uncritical idealism always lends itself to ridicule and too much of it might be a danger to mankind, leading it round in a futile wild-goose chase for imaginary ideals. - Author: Lin Yutang
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#49. How ironic, she thought, as she fell to her certain death, that at that moment she would have given anything to be a giant goose again. - Author: Michael Buckley
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#50. But flying across the centuries would have been a hefty job even for a very ironic goose. Crossing the Swedish provinces is far easier - Author: Jostein Gaarder
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#51. I felt myself no longer a husk but a body with some of the body's sweet juices stirring again. I had my first dream in many months, confused but to this day imperishable, with a flute in it somewhere, and a wild goose, and a dancing girl. - Author: William Styron
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#52. Righteousness is a fuel that, when it has some pitch in it of ambitious rivalry and the damper's left open to envy's draught, makes a hot enough fire to cook somebody's goose in quite a hurry. - Author: Ardyth Kennelly
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#53. Ser Cleos looked like a weasel, fought like a goose, and had the courage of an especially brave ewe. - Author: George R R Martin
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#54. There's a goose asleep in the rain! - Author: Roger Hargreaves
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#55. She has the blood of a wolf," said Joffrey. "And you have the wits of a goose," said Tyrion. - Author: George R R Martin
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#56. Who but an English professor would threaten to kill a duck a day and hold up a goose as an example? - Author: Richard Russo
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#57. I say and maintain, that of all torcheculs, arsewisps, bumfodders, tail-napkins, bunghole cleansers, and wipe-breeches, there is none in the world comparable to the neck of a goose ... - Author: Francois Rabelais
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#58. An education system suits some more than others. It can lead you out into life or lead you on a wild goose chase. It can help to make you miserable, or dull and nasty and insipid, or profoundly stupid in the special way that 'brainy' people can be. - Author: Michael Leunig
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#59. A fox should not be of the jury at a goose's trial. - Author: Thomas Fuller
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#60. LIVER, n. A large red organ thoughtfully provided by nature to be bilious with. The liver is heaven's best gift to the goose; without it that bird would be unable to supply us with the Strasbourg "pate". - Author: Ambrose Bierce
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#61. A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial. - Author: Thomas Fuller
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#62. The day of the ball was spent preparing me much as one prepares a goose for Christmas, with the same ultimate effect. - Author: Catherine Gilbert Murdock
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#63. Gaga is a gorgeous singer, and when she sings a great ballad, I get goose bumps. - Author: Tony Bennett
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#64. When you think of things that influenced your life, Mother Goose influenced more people than almost any other thing, the rhythms of those poems. Everything after that was a bare imitation of some of those mysterious and materialistic poems. - Author: Grace Paley
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#65. You can hardly say boo to a goose in the House of Commons now without cries of "Ungentlemanly," "Not fair" and all the rest. - Author: Harold Macmillan
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#66. When I swing at a golf ball right, my mind is blank and my body is loose as a goose. - Author: Sam Snead
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#67. A goose flies by a chart the Royal Geographic Society could not improve. - Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
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#68. The goose we retained until this morning, when there were signs that, in spite of the slight frost, it would be well that it should be eaten without delay. Its finder has carried it off therefore to fulfil the ultimate destiny of a goose. - Author: Arthur Conan Doyle
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#69. The art of plucking the goose without making it cry out has been developed to a high state of perfection at the hands of the war makers. - Author: Frederic C. Howe
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#70. Always have a plan B and a friend with bail, and you're guaranteed to never fail," Mother Goose said and took another drink. "That's my motto. - Author: Chris Colfer
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#71. Childhood schizophrenia walked like a duck and quacked like a duck but was not a duck. Instead, it was the psychotic goose that suddenly seemed to be in everyone's backyard. - Author: Steve Silberman
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#72. The Brady Bunch is a live action modern fairytale of family. In this context it's less odd that it's lasted for over thirty years; and why it may last in some respects as long as Mother Goose! - Author: Christopher Knight
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#73. Once you're in the military, she means a lot more to you than just a grandmother. She is the queen. And then you suddenly, it's like start realizing, you know, wow, this is quite a big deal. And then you get goose bumps and then the rest of it. - Author: Prince Harry
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#74. Vampires are slicker than goose shit on a glass window. - Author: Chuck Wendig
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#75. What are you doing?" I say hoarsely as he trails a finger from the beauty mark on my rib cage to the one on my hip, leaving a path of goose bumps in his wake.
"Connecting the dots," he murmurs with a wicked look. "Uh-oh, you made me lose my place. Now I have to start all over again ... - Author: Laura Wiess
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#76. I describe my look as a blend of mother goose, cinderella, and the local hooker! - Author: Dolly Parton
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#77. Suddenly, she heard a loud bang, a thump and a scream that caused her to jump from the bed. The hair on the back of her neck stood straight up and her body became one big goosebump. - Author: Evangeline Duran Fuentes
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#78. Mother Goose chuckled to herself. "Jack is nimble, Jack is quick - but Jack can be such a - " She stopped herself from finishing the thought, perhaps remembering she was talking to thirteen-year-olds. "I think I've had enough bubbly for one night. It's time for bed anyway. - Author: Chris Colfer
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#79. Conquers all! All you need is! Is a many-splendored thing! Surrender to! Like corn rammed down goose necks, this shit they'd swallowed since they were barely old enough to dress themselves in tulle. - Author: Lauren Groff
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#80. (The golden goose has died, my prince turned into a frog, the Kingdom is lost, everyone has turned into stone and I am locked in the tower) - Author: Nancy B. Brewer
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#81. The most popular man under a democracy is not the most democratic man, but the most despotic man. The common folk delight in the exactions of such a man. They like him to boss them. Their natural gait is the goose step. - Author: H.L. Mencken
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#82. My trumpeting sounds like a goose farting in the fog. - Author: Alex O'Loughlin
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#83. When you take into public ownership a profitable industry the profits soon disappear. The goose that laid the golden eggs goes broody. State geese are not great layers. - Author: Margaret Thatcher
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#84. When Bach died some of his children sold his scores to the butcher they had decided the paper was more useful for wrapping meat. In a small village in Germany a father brought home a limp goose wrapped in paper that was covered with strange and beautiful symbols. - Author: Simon Van Booy
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#85. Goose neck is a delicacy. You have to at least try it. In fancy restaurants people pay up to fifty dollars a plate for this stuff.'
And at our house we were force-fed it for free. Just another irony of life. - Author: Janette Rallison
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#86. Anna turned away abruptly. "You needn't bother," she said. But the girl held her back. "No, don't go! Don't be such a goose. I want to know you! Don't you want to know me? - Author: Joan G. Robinson
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#87. I used to be a folk singer, but I was ... dreadful. I had a voice like a goose farting in the fog. And being a folk singer doesn't make you attractive to women. - Author: Billy Connolly
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#88. True effectiveness is a function of two things: what is produced (the golden eggs) and the producing asset (the goose). - Author: Stephen Covey
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#89. When you go to the movie theater and the opening of this movie and you see the kids just cracking up with a character you are giving your voice to, you get goose bumps. It's so beautiful. - Author: Antonio Banderas
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#90. A traveller at Sparta, standing long upon one leg, said to a Lacedaemonian, "I do not believe you can do as much." "True," said he, "but every goose can." - Author: Plutarch
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#91. Mother Goose!
I have never much cared for flippant remarks, especially when others make them, and in particular, I don't give a frog's fundament for them when they come from an adult. - Author: Alan Bradley
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#92. I don't use a pen. I write with a goose quill dipped in venom. - Author: Jay Dratler
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#93. I walk around the room eating goose liver and puffy bread until there's a knock on the door. Effie's calling me to dinner. Good. I'm starving. - Author: Suzanne Collins
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#94. Here is a sermon for you, Reverend: Everything not dead dies. Just like those little fellows scooting around beside that dead mamma goose, little downy fellas who are gonna meet a hungry weasel or vicious farm dog before nightfall, their world stands in chaos, and not of their own doing. - Author: Allan Dare Pearce
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#95. I'd never had a host that was capable of superstition. It was an interesting sensation. Like knowing you were being watched without being able to find the watcher. It raised goose bumps on the nape of my neck. - Author: Stephenie Meyer
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#96. On the drive up here, I saw a goose," he says. "A Canada goose. Fred told me they shit something horrible. They migrate between the north and the south, don't they? Like seniors. - Author: Brian Francis
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#97. In my opinion, the best setup guys now have a tougher job than the closers. They pitch more innings, inherit more runners. - Author: Goose Gossage
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#98. For a woman who can handle herself so well in a fight, I can't believe you got taken out by a defenseless doorjamb. (Ravyn)
Given the size of my goose egg, I would argue the defenseless part. That doorjamb has a mean left hook.(Susan) - Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
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#99. Trying to evade the people who frighten us. We come to work, have lunch, and go home. We goose-step in and goose-step out, changing our partner and wander all about, sashay around for a pat on the head, and promenade home till we all drop dead. - Author: Joseph Heller
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#100. If I had me a nice goose quill and a pot o' maester's ink, I could write down that me member was long and thick as me arm, wouldn't make it so. - Author: George R R Martin
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