Top 77 Rule Number One Quotes
#1. Your shoes have to match your belt. That's rule number one for guys. You can't put the brown shoes with the black belt. Or a brown belt with a black wristwatch. Just don't do it! Also, I don't like boots with suits. And when you wear sneakers, make sure they go with your shirt.
Ashton Kutcher
#2. Rule number one in adapting - control the situation at hand before it has a chance to control you.
Maggi Myers
#3. Rule number one: never assume your mate spends all her time in the kitchen.
Nicky Charles
#4. Make me proud my little first-grader" he said, fist pumping robbie "and, remember rule number one above all"
"Right" he replies "don't talk politics
Jenny B. Jones
#5. It was my bad luck (considering Lee's moral code was a bit sketchy) that I fell into Liam Nightingale's Ethical Rule Book at Rule Number Two (with Rule Number One being "Thou shalt not nail your brother's girlfriend"), I was "Thou shalt not nail your little sister's best friend.
Kristen Ashley
#6. Coming from TV and film, rule number one is that you always service the main character first and foremost. If that's not working, you've got nothing.
J. Michael Straczynski
#7. So, Rule Number One, apparently, was that he wasn't allowed to crack a smile during foreplay. Got it
Madeleine Urban
#8. Svava: "Rule number one: Never make a fool of yourself."
Riis: "Rule number two: Never be a burden to any one."
Svava: "Rule number three: Always be in the fashion.
Bjornstjerne Bjornson
#9. Rule number one of the wizarding business. Never let them see you sweat. People expect us to know things. It can be a big advantage. Don't screw it up by looking like you're as confused as everyone else. Bad for the image.
Jim Butcher
#10. Leaders must be good listeners. It's rule number one, and it's the most powerful thing they can do to build trusted relationships.
Lee Ellis
#11. Rule number one of monster hunting," Cody said. "There are no coincidences."
"No, that's rule number two," Robin said. "Rule number one is, 'Kill it before it eats you.
J.S. Hope
#12. Anyone can die. Rule number one is don't get too attached to a character, anyone can go.
Jack Huston
#13. Rule number one in paying yourself first is: Don't get into consumer debt in the rst place.
Robert T. Kiyosaki
#14. Never let them see your fear ... it's rule number one. And it's not that I'm afraid. No, I'm not.
I don't fear death.
I've already died too many times before.
I'm a cat with nine lives and I'm already on number twelve. I'm living on borrowed time. When death wants to take me, it'll take me.
J.M. Darhower
#15. That's rule number one for a photographer, isn't it? Fill your frame?
David Cronenberg
#16. Mrs. Charlotte Phelan's Guide to Husband-Hunting, Rule Number One: a pretty, petite girl should accentuate with makeup and good posture. A tall plain one, with a trust fund.
Kathryn Stockett
#17. Okay, rule number one: if you do not understand something, you need to stop me and tell me you don't understand. If I ask if you've got it and you say you've got it but you don't really have it, then it's not my fault that you haven't got it. Got it?
Jeff Erno
#18. I thought I was having a heart attack. I couldn't breathe. I didn't know much, but I did know the rules about owning a dick. Rule number one: It should never bleed. Rule number two: There was no rule number two. IT SHOULD NEVER BLEED.
Tara Sivec
#19. Make me proud today, Robmeister. Keep your hands to yourself and remember rule number one above all things.'
'Don't discuss politics.'
'No, the other one.'
Robbie nods. 'Don't eat glue.' He drops his chin. 'It's my weakness.
Jenny B. Jones
#20. BFF manifesto rule number one: no bullshit. If I thought you were insane, I'd tell you -Anita
Eileen Cook
#21. Rule number one: caffeine is your new best friend. Liquid optimism.
Emma McLaughlin
#22. Rule number one: Always stick around for one more drink. That's when things happen. That's when you find out everything you want to know.
John Berendt
#23. He'd been sticking his neck out, which is literally the stupidest thing I can imagine anyone doing when it comes to vampires. That ought to be Rule Number One For Dealing With Vampires, right there. Don't stick your neck out!
Cherie Priest
#24. Rule number one: Why is it that the one time a cute guy talks to you, you have a friend who's in crisis?
Candace Bushnell
#25. Let me give you a lesson on war, Golo. Rule number one: never invade Russia.
Martin Amis
#26. Don't argue what you don't believe in. Rule number one, in law and in life.
Lisa Scottoline
#27. Rule number one is, make sure that you face the person with hearing loss when you are speaking to them.
Marion Ross
#29. There're rules to being the side chick. Rule number one: you're number two.
J. B. Smoove
#30. Rule number one: your accounts must always present a true and factual picture of your business operations.' 'And what's the other rule?' asked Arvind. 'Rule number two is to occasionally forget rule number one.
Ashwin Sanghi
#31. Rule Number One in the India Savage Life Code: When in doubt or possible trouble, lie.
Kristen Ashley
#32. In order to become a big-league manager you have to be in the right place at the right time. That's rule number one.
Leo Durocher
#33. They're so attached to their patterns that they've forgotten rule number one of human behavior: there are no patterns. People just do things. There's no such things as a coherent and fully integrated human personality, let alone consistent motivation.
Sebastian Faulks
#34. Truly wealthy people develop the habit of "getting rich slow" rather than "getting rich quick." To assure this, they have two rules with regard to money. Rule number one: Don't lose money. Rule number two: If ever you feel tempted, refer back to rule number one, "don't lose money."
Brian Tracy
#35. Rule number one: Never make anyone uncomfortable in your home-even morons.
Mary Matalin
#36. Rule number one: Don't fuck with librarians.
Neil Gaiman
#37. As much as I hated to admit it, Ami was right. Rule number two of lying is to make it as airtight as possible. Which just goes back to rule number one: never get caught.
Alicia Thompson
#38. Simplicity matters. Especially when it comes to the muscle memory of boxing. That is perhaps rule number one. Simplicity works. Simplicity is repetition. Repetition is function. Boil function down to one action, maybe two. Left or right. Simplicity. Simplicity is really the hardest thing.
Brian D'Ambrosio
#39. Rule number one of crime scene work: If it's wet and sticky and it ain't yours, don't touch it.
-Terry Cooper, crime scene specialist, Georgia Bureau of Investigation
Beverly Connor
#40. Rule number one about your mate: he is completely wrong until you decide he is not.
Quinn Loftis
#41. Some day I would like to write a textbook on how to be a female detective in a man's world. Rule Number One: try not to let your animosity show. Your career as an investigator will be short lived if you cannot hide your feelings when you dislike, distrust, or despise your interviewee.
Frances Brody
#42. Rule number one. The good guys always win.
Rule number two. If the good guys lose, we play again.
Charles S. Faddis
#43. Rule number one for not being creepy," she says. "Announce your presence in a room if another person doesn't see you come in.
Veronica Roth
#44. I don't think anyone's had the stranger danger talk with him. Because rule number one is that you don't jump into strange unmarked vans with the bad guys,
T.M. Frazier
#45. Rule number one, never put your heart over your hustle and rule number two, never break rule number one.
Dream Collins
#46. But he's also not your only client! Rule number one in business is to not ever let the big dog know how small the other dogs are.
Christina Lauren
#47. He turned to look at the door and narrowed his eyes. So, Rule Number One, apparently, was that he wasn't allowed to crack a smile during foreplay. "Got it," he muttered to himself as he pulled his shirt over his head and tossed it to the side before stepping up to the door and throwing it open.
Abigail Roux
#48. Never say goodbye" he demands. His smile fades. "I'm making my own Rules, Never say goodbye, that's rule number one
Rachel Robinson
#49. I'm only a little ashamed to say I outsprinted the boy. Old habits die hard. It's good to be faster than what's chasing you, but really the important thing in running away is to be faster than the slowest of those being pursued. Rule number one: be ahead of the next man. Or child.
Mark Lawrence
#50. Rule number one is, don't sweat the small stuff. Rule number two is, it's all small stuff.
Mike Davies
#51. The number one rule of the road is never go to bed with anyone crazier than yourself. You will break this rule and you will be sorry.
Kris Kristofferson
#52. The number one Runner rule: Never. Stop. Running
James Dashner
#53. The Number One Rule of Working Is: DO THE BEST WORK YOU CAN. Why do anything but your best? What's the point?
Carew Papritz
#54. Bonner leans his forehead against hers. Zig when they think you'll zag. Creation's Rule Number Two.
What's Number One? Els asks, willing to be this bent soul's straight man.
Zag when they think you'll zig.
Richard Powers
#55. Okay, listen to me," the old man said, his voice muffled behind his own swath of fabric. "We need to set some things straight before we get up there. We can't let our emotions rule everything. No matter what we see, our number one priority has to be saving as many people as possible.
James Dashner
#56. That's what happens when people get too serious. Feelings get hurt. Hearts get broken. Some people never learn. Don't get serious. It's my number one rule.
Amy Plum
#57. The number one rule of thieves is that nothing is too small to steal.
Jimmy Breslin
#58. ...whose number one rule in life is: ignore all the ordinary people.
Margaret Willey
#59. The number one rule of comedy acting is 'don't try to be funny.' Act as seriously as possible.
Daniel J. Goor
#60. The number one rule if you ever find yourself in a situation resembling a horror flick: Never investigate strange noises. It will always end badly for you.
Jason W. Blair
#61. I live for my children, so my number one rule is I won't go away from home for more than two weeks.
Andrea Bocelli
#62. Number one house rule of pool: don't lose in your own house.
Mark Zupan
#64. Regardless of what kind of film, the number one rule of comedy is to never take yourself too seriously and then the next rule is you can't have any self-consciousness, otherwise it kills the laugh, and that will never change.
Ari Graynor
#66. I tried to fix her but should have remembered the number one rule about fixing broken people: you always get stuck with their sharp edges.
Charity Ferrell
#67. One rule of thumb you should use when setting deadlines for yourself is to carefully consider how much time you expect the entire project to take and multiple that number by 1.5. For example, if you think your project is going to take 10 days to complete, plan to give yourself 15 days.
Ric Thompson
#68. Perhaps my number one rule is: Don't try to make a profit on a bad trade, just try to find the best place to get out.
Linda Bradford Raschke
#69. The number one rule of the Internet: People are lazy. If you don't include a link, no one can click it. Attribution without a link online borders on useless: 99.9 percent of people are not going to bother Googling someone's name.
Austin Kleon
#70. I just pay attention to what's in my head. That's my number-one rule.
Andrew Bird
#71. Number one rule in Hollywood is to maintain relationships with successful people, and you may find yourself involved in some very cool projects.
David Hayter
#72. I have a rule, and that is to never look at somebody's face while we're having sex; because, number one, what if I know the guy?
Laura Kightlinger
#73. New Rule: There's only one thing to say about the Christian Film and Television Commission giving me the Bigoted Bile Award and naming Religulous the number-one Most Unbearable Movie of 2008: Thank you! You hate me, you really hate me!
Bill Maher
#74. Number one rule for fiction: Coincidence can be used to worsen a characters predicament, but never to solve his problems.
Vivian Vande Velde
#75. The theory that can absorb the greatest number of facts, and persist in doing so, generation after generation, through all changes of opinion and detail, is the one that must rule all observation.
Adam Smith
#76. Rule number six: no promises."
"Okay", I agree easily. "No promises, ever."
"Promise?" he asks.
"Promise."
"And that's it."
"That's the only one.
Mary Elizabeth
#77. I will not be able to rule without you. You and I have the same responsibility. I do, as Bolivia's number one servant. Servant - one who serves the nation, not one whom the nation serves.
Carlos Mesa
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