Rule Number 1 Never Be Number 2 Quotes

#1. That's what happens when people get too serious. Feelings get hurt. Hearts get broken. Some people never learn. Don't get serious. It's my number one rule.

Amy Plum

#2. The number one rule of the road is never go to bed with anyone crazier than yourself. You will break this rule and you will be sorry.

Kris Kristofferson

#3. Mere enthusiasm is the all in all ... / Passion and expression are beauty itself.

William Blake

#4. The nail that sticks out farthest gets hammered the hardest.

Patrick Jones

#5. Rule number one: never assume your mate spends all her time in the kitchen.

Nicky Charles

#6. There are 2 rules in life:
Number 1- Never quit
Number2- Never forget rule number 1.

Duke Ellington

#7. The number one Runner rule: Never. Stop. Running

James Dashner

#8. Jude's rule number five: Never get to close to anyone or anything that you can't walk away at a moment's notice if you have to.
When you have to.

Malorie Blackman

#9. Svava: "Rule number one: Never make a fool of yourself."
Riis: "Rule number two: Never be a burden to any one."
Svava: "Rule number three: Always be in the fashion.

Bjornstjerne Bjornson

#10. Rule number one of the wizarding business. Never let them see you sweat. People expect us to know things. It can be a big advantage. Don't screw it up by looking like you're as confused as everyone else. Bad for the image.

Jim Butcher

#11. So without getting into the specifics, I can tell you that to the extent that investigation is a relatively important investigation and meaningful, the president would have been periodically briefed.

Robert Mueller

#12. I thought I was having a heart attack. I couldn't breathe. I didn't know much, but I did know the rules about owning a dick. Rule number one: It should never bleed. Rule number two: There was no rule number two. IT SHOULD NEVER BLEED.

Tara Sivec

#13. No one can mock your meagre achievements or inability to accomplish the simplest of tasks, if they remain figments of your imagination. You can revel, again and again, in the glory of a fairy tale doomed never to appear in reality.

Chris Murray

#14. I think that it's important to have good people around you, like my friends.

Austin Mahone

#15. The rule on staying alive as a forecaster is to give 'em a number or give 'em a date, but never give 'em both at once.

Jane Bryant Quinn

#16. Morning, K," Levi said, looking wide-awake and cheerful.
Demons shouldn't be chipper. It should be a rule. Or maybe just my rule. Rule Number 1: Levi must never be perky in my presence. I needed to work on enforcing that.

Erin Lynn

#17. The number one rule if you ever find yourself in a situation resembling a horror flick: Never investigate strange noises. It will always end badly for you.

Jason W. Blair

#18. Freely chosen, discipline is absolute freedom.

Ron Serino

#19. Let me give you a lesson on war, Golo. Rule number one: never invade Russia.

Martin Amis

#20. Rule number three: Never assume.

Anne Fortier

#21. Smiling always seems to annoy people more than actually insulting them. Or maybe I just have an annoying smile.

Jim Butcher

#22. Never let them see your fear ... it's rule number one. And it's not that I'm afraid. No, I'm not.
I don't fear death.
I've already died too many times before.
I'm a cat with nine lives and I'm already on number twelve. I'm living on borrowed time. When death wants to take me, it'll take me.

J.M. Darhower

#23. Rule number something or other
never tell anybody anything unless you're going to get something better in return.

Sara Paretsky

#24. Number one rule for fiction: Coincidence can be used to worsen a characters predicament, but never to solve his problems.

Vivian Vande Velde

#25. OK, Rule number 1: Unless you're served in a frosted glass, never come within 4 feet of my lips.

Karen Walker

#26. I have a rule, and that is to never look at somebody's face while we're having sex; because, number one, what if I know the guy?

Laura Kightlinger

#27. Rule number one: Never make anyone uncomfortable in your home-even morons.

Mary Matalin

#28. As much as I hated to admit it, Ami was right. Rule number two of lying is to make it as airtight as possible. Which just goes back to rule number one: never get caught.

Alicia Thompson

#29. Regardless of what kind of film, the number one rule of comedy is to never take yourself too seriously and then the next rule is you can't have any self-consciousness, otherwise it kills the laugh, and that will never change.

Ari Graynor

#30. I thought of that while riding my bicycle.

Albert Einstein

#31. Once upon a time there was a dream.
Now we have only to draw it.

Jenika Ioffreda

#32. I distrust Great Men. They produce a desert of uniformity around them and often a pool of blood too, and I always feel a little man's pleasure when they come a cropper.

E. M. Forster

#33. A l lot of films I've done are essentially about women who are finding their voice, women who don't know themselves well.

Meg Ryan

#34. Never say goodbye" he demands. His smile fades. "I'm making my own Rules, Never say goodbye, that's rule number one

Rachel Robinson

#35. Yeah. Book nerd rule number three: never ever, leave an unfinished book at home.

J.J. McAvoy

#36. Don't expect others to put forth more effort toward your dream than you're willing to put. The door to success requires dedication. Unlock the door.

Annette Rivers

#37. Rule number one, never put your heart over your hustle and rule number two, never break rule number one.

Dream Collins

#38. I think that's also why it's so exciting. I really believe this play is important these are issues that people don't talk about. Certainly they never talked about this type of thing at my high school. That's what makes it so hard for kids. But it is something that people do go through.

Sarah Steele