Top 41 Retards Quotes
#1. Worry retards reaction and makes clear-cut decisions impossible.
Amelia Earhart
#2. And yet you take away the one little ewe-lamb of pleasure that I have in this dull life of mine. Well, perhaps generosity is not a woman's most marked characteristic.
Thomas Hardy
#3. I'm going to join that dating agency it's going to open me up to new people; widen my horizons'
'you mean lower your standards and get you dating retards!
Eleanor Prescott
#4. If you thought it was my goddamned fault, couldn't you have called me and told me he was gone? it would have been fucking plus to come to his fucking funeral, you bloodless whore - you ever think of that?
Amy Lane
#5. It's amazing how people can sound like retards when they're talking to their girlfriend, especially if they really love her a lot. Because when you're just fucking someone you make a point of keeping your cool, but when you're really in love - it can sound pretty repulsive.
Etgar Keret
#6. We all know that any thing which retards in any way the free circulation of the sap, also prevents to a certain extent the formation of wood and leaves.
Robert Fortune
#7. Put it down in capital letters: SELF-DEVELOPMENT IS A HIGHER DUTY THAN SELF-SACRIFICE. The thing that most retards and militates against women's self development is self-sacrifice.
Elizabeth Cady Stanton
#8. School never teaches you about this mangled human slime, it slays me. You spend all your time learning the capital of Surinam while these retards carve their initials in your back.
D.B.C. Pierre
#9. I can't imagine how people will react to my music. For me, it's a really fluid process from one record to the next, but it's really up to the listener.
Jenny Lewis
#10. Growth demands investment, and investment demands stability. So the more Obama stirs the pot with his proposals and potential changes, the more he retards exactly the investment he needs to get the economy moving again.
Dick Morris
#11. Every action that helps us manifest our divine nature more and more is good; every action that retards it is evil.
Swami Vivekananda
#12. For a gift that does not find balance and a service that is not returned are worth less than a curse.
Mark Helprin
#13. There are two kinds of people that wear bike helmets: kids and retards.
Gavin McInnes
#14. Upon the progress of knowledge the whole progress of the human race is immediately dependent: he who retards that, hinders this also.
Johann Gottlieb Fichte
#15. Martin Luther King demeans his race and retards the advancement of his people.
Strom Thurmond
#16. But now I. Never. Do. Anything. For anybody. Except retards I don't even give a shit about.
John Green
#17. The test of all beliefs is their practical effect in life. If it be true that optimism compels the world forward, and pessimism retards it, then it is dangerous to propagate a pessimistic philosophy.
Helen Keller
#18. There is a difference between being mad and being surrounded by retards.
Blanco
#19. You're worth three of these other retards that I have working for me," Mr. Fletcher said. For a moment, he'd been flattered; then he realized he'd just been given the value of three retards.
T. Ellery Hodges
#20. Book the Second - the Golden Thread I. Five Years Later II. A Sight III. A Disappointment IV.
Charles Dickens
#21. he knew that in this world account must be taken of friction, and that friction retards, he never rubbed against anybody. As
Jules Verne
#22. You don't call retarded people retards. It's bad taste. You call your friends retards when they are acting retarded.
Michael Scott
#23. No measure of tine with you will be long enough but lets start with forever
Stephanie Meyer
#25. He was a nice guy, Jimmy, but rich or not he was dumb as a bag of retards, and smoking all that weed didn't help.
Chuck Wendig
#26. Our political correct society is acting like some giant insult's taken place by calling a bunch of people who are retards, retards ... There's going to be a retard summit at the White House.
Rush Limbaugh
#27. One of the great things about young people is that they do question, that they do care deeply about justice, and they they have open minds.
Zack De La Rocha
#28. I'd much rather be on stage talking to a couple of retards for
twenty bucks than sitting at my desk thinking up jokes for ... well let's say
a few dollars more.
Larry David
#29. The Democratic Party has lost much of it credibility with working class and low-income people. It retards progress toward presenting a genuine alternative.
Paul Wellstone
#30. Abuse is the means in which violence retards love.
Inga Muscio
#31. Blue skies Smiling at me Nothing but blue skies Do I see Bluebirds Singing a song Nothing but bluebirds All day long
Irving Berlin
#32. I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was literally like retards employing retards.
Rob Corddry
#33. He lived alone, and, so to speak, outside of every social relation; and as he knew that in this world account must be taken of friction, and that friction retards, he never rubbed against anybody.
Jules Verne
#34. The man who will neither play nor do business unless everything is just to his liking and notions, retards rather than contributes to progress.
Henry Latham Doherty
#35. A true intellectual is a man who, after reading a book and being convinced by its arguments, will shoot someone or, more likely, order someone shot.
John McCarthy
#36. Justin's fan are called Beliebers because it's politically incorrect to use the word retards.
Natasha Leggero
#37. You used to be able to tell the difference between hipsters and homeless people. Now, it's between hipsters and retards. I mean, either that guy in the corner in orange safety pants holding a protest sign and wearing a top hat is mentally disabled or he is the coolest fucking guy you will ever know.
Chuck Klosterman
#38. To do good, to love justice, to grant that all men had an equal right to a pleasant life, these things Kung Chen believed in, and believing, he did all he could to perform his belief.
Pearl S. Buck
#39. The keystone of successful business is cooperation. Friction retards progress.
James Cash Penney
#40. It is not a conspiracy, don't call it a conspiracy. It is all out in the open and it stands on the ignorance, apathy and stupidity of the American people that is the foundation upon which the New World Order is built.
William Cooper
#41. He was one of those men ... who know in their hearts that for all their edgy, belligerent hardness they are just unhappy kids, emotional retards.
Iain Banks
Famous Authors
Popular Topics
Scroll to Top
