Top 48 Rob Corddry Quotes
#1. People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not exactly sure what that sensibility is.
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#2. I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that I would be jinxing myself and have to take them down the next day.
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#3. I've always wanted to be an actor. I didn't get into this game to be the best improviser in the world. I didn't choose improv as a stepping stone, it just happened to become one.
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#5. I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.
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#6. It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.
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#7. As a teenager, I was very much a people pleaser and that excludes being adventuresome at all. I was a Boy Scout though and so that's as adventuresome as I got.
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#9. My mother was very, very Protestant. I grew up Presbyterian, and I went to church every Sunday until I was 18. I was forced to.
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#10. Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.
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#11. Anything that you can do a tiny bit of research about, I'll turn it into an obsession.
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#12. If anything, there's more at stake when you're older, and more responsibility and more legitimate things to worry about.
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#13. I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my 16 years of schooling.
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#14. I'd played a lot of best friends, and/or bad guys, which seems to be my lot in life. In romantic comedies there's always a best friend and the woman has a best friend and they always antagonise each other and then they end up together at the end of the movie.
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#15. I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.
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#16. I don't feel like I even need to contribute.
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#17. The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire is the magic word that wipes away any culpability. The media is jealous of this freedom.
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#18. I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as I touched it, he said, Now you'll never win one.
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#19. I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.
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#20. I don't feel rivalry. I'm the least competitive person you'll meet ever, to a fault.
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#21. My job was basically to look at a good friend completely naked and rub lotion on her back. I was naked too, but I got to put a towel on almost immediately. So I was like, "Well, this is going to be embarrassing, but it's also going to be kinda awesome."
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#23. If it's January, I'm dead in three hours. But in June, I'd be hungry, but I'd make it out. I'd find my way without a map or compass. I say that with confidence. I can build a fire without a match.
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#24. I really think of it - acting and writing and producing, whatever - as shipping. You gotta ship. Put the widget together in the easiest, quickest way possible and ship the product.
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#25. It looks like garbage, my ass. But trust me, you're lucky it's not full-frontal.
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#26. I have a wife and two daughters; people who depend on me. Everything is more important than it was when I was 20. But now I'm like, "Eh, I made it this far."
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#27. This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.
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#29. Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously.
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#30. For most of my life, I was a worrier and an over-thinker. I had pretty bad social anxiety.
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#31. I don't like gadgets for their own sake. I like gadgets that are tools. And I like simple gadgets that do one thing really well like a hammer.
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#32. The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of travel. You're going to the worst places in the country, talking to the craziest people in the world.
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#33. Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.
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#34. Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out the next day.
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#35. You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what you do.
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#36. I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.
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#38. I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was literally like retards employing retards.
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#39. I am realizing how old I am 'cause I am meeting so many people that were born in the 80s, which is crazy to me that I was going through puberty and [they weren't] even alive.
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#40. I'm a complete egomaniac. It makes me feel terrible to say [being interviewed] is hard. It's taxing in a way. Just 'cause it's a lot of mental energy just to keep focused. I actually think it's harder for journalists.
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#41. If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.
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#42. I've been an Apple guy since the mid 80's and that's when I was like, "Boy, you guys really got me here. I know exactly what you're doing, right down to your price points."
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#43. The head writer loves that my character is a boor.
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#44. Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.
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#45. I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while. I'll just quit if it's stupid.
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#46. Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.
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#47. I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take an ironic stance against him. It actually turned out to be a really funny piece.
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#48. If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as it's not The Naked Guy, I don't care.
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