Responsibility Humor Quotes

#1. Good morning, baby. You know that the government has a responsibility for their own actions.

Zechariah Barrett

#2. Compassion gives us a common ground to stand on regardless of your faith background. It gives us a chance to stand shoulder-to-shoulder rather than go fist-to-fist with somebody.

Max Lucado

#3. I'm convinced that responsibility is some kind of psychological disease.

Brandon Sanderson

#4. Indeed there has never been any explanation of the ebb and flow in our veins
of happiness and unhappiness.

Virginia Woolf

#5. To err is human, to accept full responsibility is to just run with it

Josh Stern

#6. I'm always inspired to write, and it's usually my own life experiences that inspire me.

Kat Edmonson

#7. She gave me money to buy condoms, and instead I bought a book of baby names. That's life. That's love. That's fiscally irresponsible.

Dark Jar Tin Zoo

#8. As young Americans, you have an important responsibility, which is to become good citizens.

George W. Bush

#9. With great hotness comes great responsibility.

Alyxandra Harvey

#10. Fear makes the wolf seem bigger.

Sarwat Chadda

#11. For wellbeing to take hold, it's got to be something that individual team members are getting excited about in their own lives. It can't be something that a company is forcing top-down through hierarchical structures.

Tom Rath

#12. Islam expect every Muslim to do this duty, and if we realise our responsibility time will come soon when we shall justify ourselves worthy of a glorious past.

Muhammad Ali Jinnah

#13. Even though I'm big on recipes, I love to make up my own dishes and when you take a risk in the kitchen, you learn a lot about food!

Nina Dobrev

#14. Heretics cannot themselves appear good unless they depict the Church as evil, false, and mendacious. They alone wish to be esteemed as the good, but the Church must be made to appear evil in every respect.

Martin Luther

#15. New Rule: Whenever you think the Tea Party can't get any dumber, they get dumber. Now they're in love with Donald Trump. Because nothing says "We're serious about fiscal responsibility" quite like a billionaire whose corporations have filed for bankruptcy three times.

Bill Maher

#16. It's adult swim time and I'm diving in here at the shallow end.

Suzanne Finnamore

#17. Well, it's a humor strip, so my first responsibility has always been to entertain the reader ... But if, in addition, I can help move readers to thought and judgment about issues that concern me, so much the better.

Garry Trudeau

#18. I don't think Will Herondale and a sense of responsibility are even on speaking terms

Cassandra Clare

#19. Regardless of our individual circumstances, we can all enjoy the full blessings of priesthood power through keeping the covenants we have made at baptism and in the temple.

Bonnie L. Oscarson

#20. One good thing about being locked in a cage: No responsibility!

Kristen Schaal

#21. I may have overmothered you and screwed you up in ways large and small, but I think it's time you took some measure of responsibility for where you choose to put your own penis.

Jonathan Tropper

#22. In every instance when my administration sees a responsibility to help people, we will look first to faith-based institutions, to charities and to community groups that have shown their ability to save and change lives.

George W. Bush

#23. You are not responsible for the murderous rampage of an alien psycho, okay?

Pittacus Lore

#24. Jesus, I don't want to be a secret keeper with my faith. I want to be a bold and gracious truth proclaimer. For You. With You. Because of You. Me, the unwanted girl whom You loved, redeemed and wanted.

Lysa TerKeurst

#25. Taking responsibility takes all the joy out of life, and drains a man to dust.

Robert Jordan

#26. Part of what I love about novels and dogs is that they are so beautifully oblivious to economic concerns. We serve them, and in return they thrive. It's not their responsibility to figure out where the rent is coming from.

Ann Patchett

#27. How you turn out depends on where you've been. So when it comes to thinking about blameworthiness, the first difficulty to consider is that people do not choose their own developmental path.

David Eagleman

#28. I think it's part of the responsibility of an artist to shock, to upset, to make people think differently, and to surprise people. And that's where the good humor is, if there's a surprise and there's something unexpected. Something that's not normal, not in the realm of general living expectations.

Bill Plympton

#29. Neither claimed any responsibility for Milton Keynes, but both reported it as a success.

Terry Pratchett