Top 100 Redneck Quotes
#1. You might be a redneck if the hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.
Jeff Foxworthy
#2. You might be a redneck if when you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank.
Jeff Foxworthy
#3. You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That's why so many rednecks die in strange ways.
Jase Robertson
#4. We live in the country. I'm a redneck. No, ha-ha. I live in L.A. County, but more in the hills. Not in the fancy kind! Trust me; whatever you do you do not want to come to my neighborhood!
Atticus Shaffer
#5. You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.
Jeff Foxworthy
#6. You might be a redneck if in an effort to watch your cholesterol, you eat Spam Lite.
Jeff Foxworthy
#7. You might be a redneck if your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days.
Jeff Foxworthy
#8. You might be a redneck if you consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.
Jeff Foxworthy
#9. You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light
Jeff Foxworthy
#10. You might be a redneck if ... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.
Jeff Foxworthy
#11. You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.
Jeff Foxworthy
#12. With that I turned into a punching, struggling, kicking psycho redneck zombie bitch.
Diana Rowland
#13. Whenever I'd get howlin' over something, he'd grab my ass up from wherever I was and head straight for the john. Momma said my head would get banged up along the way, but she said it
was probably bein' dunked under water that made me stupid.
Cole Alpaugh
#14. It's just what they are - they're jokes ... most jokes are about Jewish people, rednecks, black folks ... I can't determine what offends another person.
Paula Deen
#15. Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the redneck girls like me, hell yeah.
Gretchen Wilson
#16. It's partly the Southernization of America, in that the Southern working-class version of redneck is becoming the national version, and it's good-natured, it has humor and, in some ways, it's a performance.
Robert Charles Wilson
#18. 'WASP' is the only ethnic term that is in fact a term of class, apart from redneck, which is another word for the same group but who are in the lower social strata, so it's inexplicably tied up with social standing and culture and history in a way that the other hyphenations just are not.
Christopher Hitchens
#19. I'd breed a little liberal army in the wood, just like these redneck lunatics I see at the local bar with their tribe of mutant inbred piglets.
Lou Reed
#20. If you're afraid they might discover your redneck past, there are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past.
Ben Folds
#21. Is it too redneck to say you look sexy operating a radio? Chase..
Kristen Simmons
#23. You might be a redneck if your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown.
Jeff Foxworthy
#24. You might be a redneck if your birth announcement included the word rug rat.
Jeff Foxworthy
#25. You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard.
Jeff Foxworthy
#26. You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.
Jeff Foxworthy
#27. You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.
Jeff Foxworthy
#28. You might be a redneck if you're moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing I Will Always Love You.
Jeff Foxworthy
#29. How is a redneck divorce similar to a tornado?
You know that somewhere, somehow, someone is gonna lose a trailer.
Jeff Foxworthy
#30. You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.
Jeff Foxworthy
#31. You might be a redneck if your daughter's Barbie's Dream House has a clothesline in the front yard.
Jeff Foxworthy
#32. You might be a redneck if you grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item.
Jeff Foxworthy
#33. You might be a redneck if ... you've been on TV more than times describing the sound of a tornado.
Jeff Foxworthy
#34. You might be a redneck if your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language.
Jeff Foxworthy
#35. If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr..
you might be a redneck
Jeff Foxworthy
#36. If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.
Jeff Foxworthy
#37. You might be a redneck if your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels.
Jeff Foxworthy
#38. You might be a redneck if your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet.
Jeff Foxworthy
#39. They [Christian rednecks] were so stupid that they couldn't pour piss out of a boot even if the instructions were printed on the bottom.
Joe Bageant
#40. Dez, on the other hand, was pure backcountry Pennsylvania; a blue-eyed blonde who could have been a model for fitness equipment if not for what JT personally viewed as an overactive redneck gene.
Jonathan Maberry
#41. You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.
Jeff Foxworthy
#42. You might be a redneck if the receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business.
Jeff Foxworthy
#43. You might be a redneck if you think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.
Jeff Foxworthy
#44. I'm learning to hunt with rifles, because if you think about it, hunting gets you the healthiest meat - organic, free-range food. It's a totally yuppie spin on what I thought was kind of a redneck occupation.
Sarah Wayne Callies
#45. You might be a redneck if Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair.
Jeff Foxworthy
#46. You might be a redneck if motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming.
Jeff Foxworthy
#47. When you were a teenager in Colorado, the way to be a punk rocker was to rip on Reagan and Bush and what they were doing and talk about how everyone in Colorado's a redneck with a gun and all this stuff.
Trey Parker
#48. You can call us rednecks if you want. We're not offended, 'cause we know what we're all about. We get up and go to work, we get up and go to church, and we get up and go to war when necessary.
Jeff Foxworthy
#49. You might be a redneck if Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.
Jeff Foxworthy
#50. You might be a redneck if ... your high school basketball game got rained out.
Jeff Foxworthy
#51. You might be a redneck if you own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap.
Jeff Foxworthy
#52. You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips.
Jeff Foxworthy
#54. You might be a redneck if your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.
Jeff Foxworthy
#55. You might be a redneck if three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them.
Jeff Foxworthy
#56. You might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.
Jeff Foxworthy
#57. You might be a redneck if your vehicle has a two-tone paint job - primer red and primer gray.
Jeff Foxworthy
#58. You might be a redneck if you were shooting pool when your kids were born.
Jeff Foxworthy
#59. You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy's current wife in high school.
Jeff Foxworthy
#60. You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.
Jeff Foxworthy
#61. Southern girls are God's gift to the entire male population. There is absolutely no woman finer than one raised below the mason-dixon line and once you go southern may the good Lord help you - you never go back
Kenny Chesney
#62. God, if my epic journey is ever made into a Hollywood film, please don't have an NRA redneck act as me.
Moses
#63. Well, a good ole boy is somebody that rides around in a pick-up truck - which I do - and drinks beer and puts 'em in a litter bag. A redneck's one that rides around in a truck and drinks beer and throws 'em out the window.
Billy Carter
#64. Paul Bearer has more chins than a Chinese phone book!
Jerry Lawler
#65. You might be a redneck if the first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are Howdy!, Hey! or How Y'all Doin'?
Jeff Foxworthy
#66. Redneck is: the glorious absence of sophistication
Jeff Foxworthy
#67. You might be a redneck if your biggest ambition in life is to git that big ole coon. The one what hangs 'round over yonder, back'ah Bubba's barn ...
Jeff Foxworthy
#68. You might be a redneck if you have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.
Jeff Foxworthy
#69. You might be a redneck if the biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair.
Jeff Foxworthy
#70. He wouldn't have seen the wolf in redneck clothing.
Lauren Myracle
#71. Well, fella, as much as I'd like to stick something up your ass, it ain't gonna be my finger or anything else on my body - sorry to disappoint.
A. Violet End
#72. You might be a redneck if ... your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.
Jeff Foxworthy
#73. You might be a redneck if your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event.
Jeff Foxworthy
#74. I'm a redneck. And we can wear whatever because we just really don't care about those things. And when you're a redneck named Bubba, you really don't care.
Bubba Watson
#76. You might be a redneck if you use a radiator hose to fix your kitchen sink.
Jeff Foxworthy
#77. If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.
Jeff Foxworthy
#78. You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded.
Jeff Foxworthy
#79. Nobody out-rednecks the great state of America.
Jon Stewart
#80. You might be a redneck if you saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting.
Jeff Foxworthy
#81. I always wore cowboy boots and drove a truck, and talked like this. So everywhere I would go in comedy people would say, "Foxworthy, you ain't nothing but a redneck from Georgia!" It kind of became a formula joke.
Jeff Foxworthy
#82. I believe a family just isn't complete without skeletons. My dearest momma clean bit off my daddy's nose right around the time they divorced.
Cole Alpaugh
#83. Elvis lived here until thirteen and nobody can really take that from us!
Henry Dodge
#84. You might be a redneck if you have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get Grandma a new plug of tobacco.
Jeff Foxworthy
#85. If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.
Jeff Foxworthy
#86. When in doubt, figure it out. That's the redneck way.
Jase Robertson
#87. You might be a redneck if you refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the day my ship came in.
Jeff Foxworthy
#88. You might be a redneck if you move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.
Jeff Foxworthy
#89. You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.
Jeff Foxworthy
#90. You might be a redneck if an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life.
Jeff Foxworthy
#91. You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.
Jeff Foxworthy
#92. You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.
Jeff Foxworthy
#93. You might be a redneck if there is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.
Jeff Foxworthy
#94. You might be a redneck if you've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.
Jeff Foxworthy
#95. Money is my drug of choice
and you can't make money if you're always stoned or high. (Twila Taunton in Redneck P.I.)
Trish Jackson
#96. You may be a redneck if ... you think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard.
Jeff Foxworthy
#98. Larry the Cable Guy has signed a deal with Cracker Barrel. Not the store. He signed a deal with a barrel full of angry rednecks.
Andy Kindler
#99. I think I may have created a monster with my - I won't say act - but with my redneck pose.
Billy Carter
#100. Because I lived in construction towns, we had a lot of workers who came from the South. They were all white, and, sorry to say, a number of them were pretty redneck.
Tom Brokaw
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