Top 63 Quotes About Zombies Apocalypse
#1. People could say a lot of negative things about the apocalypse, but there was no arguing the air quality in Los Angeles had really improved.
Peter Clines
#2. Building relationships is building business. Also, you sometimes need other people to kill all the motherfucking zombies.
Jesse Petersen
#3. Powell's face appeared on screen. "It's true, the doomsday crowd is a little crazy," she said, looking thoughtful. "But that doesn't mean they're wrong.
Forrest Carr
#4. She watched as the dancing lights of madness swirled and flickered in his eyes like the fires of hell, and she knew that there would never be anything that could quench those fires except death. Vanessa knew that Jango had become his own Grim Reaper.
Cedric Nye
#5. The procedure, not yet approved in the United States or in Europe, was a form of stem cell therapy.
Joseph M. Chiron
#6. Contrary to popular belief," Gretchen grumbled. "It's creepy to watch a girl while she sleeps."
Clint shrugged and smiled. "Sorry, I guess I should've just woken you up.
Aria Kane
#7. Who would want to be the prey in a world full of hunters?
Alexia Purdy
#8. God exists. He has one wicked since of humor, and right now he's having a grand old time punking the planet.
Forrest Carr
#9. I'd like to avoid the environmental apocalypse if I could. Zombies, robots - I don't know - I'd probably do alright hidden in the middle of the herd and sacrificing people to keep myself alive, but where you gonna hide when all the food is gone?
Ben Peek
#10. I once fed a dog-fight operator to the dogs he had abused for so long, and do you want to know something? It felt so good. It was justice, girl. The fucking law never gave a shit about a victim, but justice is all heart.
Cedric Nye
#11. We're not a people worth saving, plain and simple. We're completely beyond that - both the undead and the few still living. Yeah, 'living.' Some life, huh? But it's the only life we could ever possibly live if we want to stay alive another day. It's our life that terrifies me.
Bryant A. Loney
#12. When it's my time, and the reaper calls my name, there will be no stink of fear on me, and my only wish will be to die with grace, covered in the blood of my enemies.
Cedric Nye
#13. Sometimes you have to do something ugly so that something beautiful can grow.
Cedric Nye
#14. Expand. Why stick to just killing zombies? Or killing them just one way.
Jesse Petersen
#16. Bodies lay in the sun. Bodies stood in the sun.
N.J. Hallard
#17. When one door closes, a window opens and then zombies pile in and bite you in the ass.
Unknown
#18. We live, if we still do live, in a Sea of Chaos, out of which any fucking monster can evolve.
Stephen Jones
#19. But the sounds behind me tell me why. I risk a glance and see so many Zs on our asses that I wonder if they've been doing pilates all this time to get in shape for the great Whispering Pines mad-dash marathon.
Jake Bible
#20. Listen up, Little Miss Fun Hater. Off the record, if it wasn't for our school's strict but smarmy anti-bullying laws, I would bitch-slap you into next summer.
G.G. Silverman
#21. I never intended to become a zombie huntress; I had only intended to protest prom, high school's last bastion of patriarchal society.
G.G. Silverman
#22. Ebola then turns the insides of its host into jelly: you begin to vomit black junk which is basically your dissolved liver and internal organs.
Andrew Cormier
#23. If I was in a zombie apocalypse, I wouldn't be playing music, because that would attract zombies.
Scott Weiland
#24. If a fae sorcerer, or sorcerers, are using necromancy to raise the dead they need to be stopped. No matter what happens, we need to bring a reckoning.--Catherine
Chris Pavesic
#25. Mia,' she whispered. I turned around. 'What?' I whispered back.
She smiled at me a little. 'LEEERRROOOY JEEENNKKIINNNSS!' she shouted, then spun around and ran toward the Z's in the lighting section.
John Green
#26. A father's only dream is to hear his daughter ask to kill some zombies. Go for it, sweetie. Make this old man proud.
Tahnee Fritz
#27. We don't go in for that psychodynamic stuff around here. Those guys will talk you to death, clean out your bank account while they are doing it, and then invite you to come back and express your innermost feelings about being broke.
Forrest Carr
#28. Zombies were probably munching on my friends and family as we speak and I was contemplating orgasms in the apocalypse. But it couldn't be helped.
Gillian Zane
#29. Oh, you're a picky sort, huh?" He laughed. "That takes balls, being choosy at a time like this.
Domashita Romero
#30. John raised an eyebrow. "So you wouldn't date someone like you?"
"Oh, hell, no. I'm insane, but that would be nuts.
Forrest Carr
#31. This is how the zombie apocalypse starts," Cas said. "You don't screw with death, yo!
Jennifer Rush
#32. When she had died, his anchor was gone and the world had burned from his untethered insanity.
Cedric Nye
#33. The real zombie-apocalypse is the pandemic of drama and mediocrity.
Bryant McGill
#34. You got what you deserved. Now be a man and confess to what most of us already know.
Stacy Buck
#35. Zombies don't bother me, sir," Faith said, dimpling cutely. "They're insane, hungry, angry animals. They won't kill me from professional courtesy, sir.
John Ringo
#36. Thank you, Deke. You are very good to me." "I know," he smirks. "Can I get back in your bed now?
Alison Kemper
#37. I'd once again see that bob of blonde hair back on my pillow, that pink hot smile beaming toward me as I heroically win her heart in some kind of Count of Monte Cristo or Great Gatsby-esque gesture ... you know minus the long imprisonment or swimming pool death!
Tom Conrad
#38. Guns are not the problem. The species is the problem.
Forrest Carr
#39. Strive for more. More zombies, more fighting, more profit.
Jesse Petersen
#40. It ain't how hard you are when you're standing over top of someone that really matters. It's how hard you are when someone's standing over top of you that shows what you're made of.
Cedric Nye
#42. The man with the most guns survives the zombie apocalypse, but the man with the most books, locks the door and forgets it ever happened.
Justin Alcala
#43. I promise not to hurt you, unless you try to take my shit. Then I'll twist your head off and hide it in a bush somewhere.
Cedric Nye
#44. The nurse snorted, and said. "All men are pigs."
"Not all men." Jango said. "Some of the men are zombies.
Cedric Nye
#45. Come now, I was not about to let that thing eat you.
Stacy Buck
#46. Alex: "You asked earlier why us humans fear death. I suppose it is the unknown - not knowing what awaits on the other side. But now I know, and I still fear it."
The Darkness: "?"
Alex: "But now I fear the living - in fact, I now fear life more than death!
Scott Beadle
#47. I have to get stronger, harder, and faster. The only way to get hard enough to walk the Apocalypse Road is in the crucible of battle.
Cedric Nye
#48. If I could make one wish, I wouldn't ask for world peace. I'd wish for a real zombie apocalypse. I'll take Romero zombies any day over this counterfeit harmony bullshit.
J. Cornell Michel
#49. Plus, I wondered if any of these celebrities were alive; or if Brangelina was now a zombified couple.
Shannon Jaeger
#50. If she did bitch-slap me, I'd bitch-slap her right back, but I resented the word bitch and all its familiar forms, as it was degrading to women and dogs everywhere.
G.G. Silverman
#51. In the darkened recesses of the Suburban, my opinion of the vampire rose considerably. There were far worse things than having to drink blood to survive. I could tolerate him, so long as he didn't try to make me his next meal.
Rose Wynters
#52. We are in the middle of what looks increasingly like the zombie apocalypse. Moaning people don't need help. Moaning people are intending to eat us.
Mira Grant
#53. What's more insane? Hearing imaginary voices? Or not hearing the real ones?
Forrest Carr
#54. If they ever turn, let them chase me for a while. It's always been a
fantasy of mine to be chased by zombie cheerleaders.
Alison Kemper
#55. S'up?" he asks. My voice rattles when I answer. "N-not much. You know, reanimated corpses chasing me on a cruise ship. Same old.
Alison Kemper
#57. If you can cut the head off of this broom-goober with that sword, then I'll believe you can gank zombies with it.
Cedric Nye
#58. He first noticed it on the plane ride. There was an odor about her and it was becoming more pronounced with each passing hour. It was like the smell of rotting meat.
Joseph M. Chiron
#59. If I can face a street full of rabid zombies, I can tell a boy I like him. Right?
Alison Kemper
#60. I've been itching to kill a zombie lately. Can I take the lead on this one, dad?
Tahnee Fritz
#61. That's it. New rule: no more flirting during the zombie apocalypse
Alison Kemper
#62. Zombies let us explore notions of the apocalypse - no water, food, medical care, the government imploding - while letting us sleep at night.
Max Brooks
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