Top 80 Quotes About Your Bum
#1. As long as you smile, have sparkly eyes and stick your shoulders back, nobody's going to notice your bum or your waist or your feet, for that matter.
Cat Deeley
#3. You're so unhip, it's a wonder your bum doesn't fall off.
Douglas Adams
#4. It may be bliss not to know a tornado is coming because you have no need to worry or take action. But while your head is in the sand your bum is in the air, the tornado is still coming.
David Icke
#5. If I just open this window a bit, that man might put his finger
up your bum. Wouldn't that be nice for you?
Richard Rider
#6. Yes, I still call them flip-flops, even though I've lived in Australia for ten years. I can't accept that thongs aren't something that get stuck up the crack in your bum.
Paige Toon
#7. Wake up and fuck me," demanded Tarin.
"I thought your bum hurt?"
Tarin squirmed. "Want cock, too. Fall out a tree, climb it again.
Syd McGinley
#8. I do loads of squats with weights. It's great for your bum and legs.
Fleur East
#9. Every troublemaker's excuse! Put it up your bum with the rest of the dirt!
Stephen King
#10. We've got a war going on, the demons are invading, you got implanted by the Prince of Darkness and you're worried I'll make you stick your finger up your bum and bark like a dog? This is serious!'
- Mr. Fogarty
Herbie Brennan
#11. The music I always liked as a kid was stuff I could bum out to and realize, 'Hey, someone else feels that way, too.' So if someone can do that with my music, it's mission accomplished.
Trent Reznor
#12. You know... the word "homeless", gives you this very negative image. A filthy raggedy hobo... it's no good. It's too demeaning of a word if you ask me. It's just not politically correct enough... If it were up to me, I'd rather we be called "residentially challenged
Nobuyuki Fukumoto
#13. If you are the kind of guy who draws in 100 million people to see his film, you've got every right to be paid accordingly, but I qualify as a character actor. I don't put a bum on a seat.
Peter Mullan
#14. I fall in love all the time. With music, film, poetry. A smile. A bum. But rarely the whole of someone.
Benedict Smith
#15. And I sort of felt her...you know."
Alan made an exaggerated shape of a heart.
"You touched her heart?" Mike queried.
"No! Her bum. It's sort of, you know, heart shaped. Big heart."
He flexed his fingers, remembering the feel of it. "Soft.
Angela Verdenius
#16. When you're in the States and you're a writer and you've got money and you walk into a bank, you're a bum with money.
Norman Spinrad
#17. Talking about Meghann's painful choice and the lonely years that had followed it wouldn't help. Her past wasn't a collection of memories to be worked through; it was like an oversize Samsonite with a bum wheel.
Kristin Hannah
#18. Every time you cut programs, you take away a person who has a vested interest in high taxes and you put him on the tax rolls and make him a taxpayer. A farmer on subsidies is part welfare bum, whereas a free-market farmer is a small businessman with a gun.
Grover Norquist
#19. It would decidedly not be okay to touch the bum.
Wendy Higgins
#20. The more hunger, the greater the desires, like those of men in prison, wild and haunting. So we had here a perfect world in which to grow the flower of eroticism. Of course, if you get too hungry, too continuously, you become a bum, a tramp.
Anais Nin
#21. He wondered if he'd be better off staying at the bum shelter with his false bum and forgetting about his real bum. But he couldn't. His bum was trying to take over the world.
Griffiths, Andy
#23. The only discipline that lasts is self-discipline.
Bum Phillips
#24. I thought I did until I looked at some old game films. (When asked if he played college football)
Bum Phillips
#25. You are either on Wall Street or you're a bum and there's nothing in between.
Katya G. Cohen
#26. The silhouette is the most important thing in clothes. Every French girl knows that. High-waisted trousers give you long legs and a pretty bum which, after all, is what we all want.
Lou Doillon
#27. I enjoy art, architecture, museums, churches and temples; anything that gives me insight into the history and soul of the place I'm in. I can also be a beach bum - I like to laze in the shade of a palm tree with a good book or float in a warm sea at sundown.
Cherie Lunghi
#28. But there's two kinds of work, kid, work and hard work. If you want to stand out, have something to sell, you got to do hard work. Pick out something impossible and do it, or be a bum the rest of your life.
Kurt Vonnegut
#29. No matter what you do, do your best at it. If your going to be a bum, be the best bum there is.
Robert Mitchum
#30. Whoever had said in the guidebooks that the bum bag was a sensible device against theft had lied; no single item of dressware ever invented cried out "mug me" more than a pouch of zip-up plastic suspended by your groin.
Kate Griffin
#32. The next time you see a bum leaving drug needles in a park where children play or urinating in the street, you are seeing your tax dollars at work and the end result of the vision of the anointed.
Thomas Sowell
#33. Yes, you are right! I am your leftover trash. I hope you know a bum got to eat too. I believe you were one when I met you.
Touaxia Vang
#34. Baby steps for your nerdy girl, she writes.
The girl clearly underestimates the power of her bum and a seductively minimal pose.
Nerdy my arse, I type back. All the cold showers in the world can't cure what u've done to me.
Cruel wife.
Wendy Higgins
#35. When I was racing, I had learned that you can't set stock in public adoration or your press clippings. By the time I was 26, I'd heard crowds of 100,000 scream my name, but a week later they couldn't remember who I was. You're a hero today and a bum tomorrow - hero to zero, I sometimes say.
Eddie Rickenbacker
#36. Hear about the Californian terrorist that tried to blow up a bus? Burned his lips on the exhaust pipe. He can take his'n and beat your'n, then he can take your'n and beat his'n.
Bum Phillips
#37. Life isn't filled with perfect harmony. The world is littered with bum notes, off-key moments and tuneless episodes. The trick is to find your own music, to ignore the discord and sing your own tune.
Annie Lyons
#38. When it's first and a mile, I won't give it to him.
Bum Phillips
#39. It can bum you out when your intentions aren't, like, translated properly.
Kesha
#40. You never know whose eyes God is watchin you through. It might not be your teacher, your preacher, or your Sunday school teacher. More likely it's gon' be that bum on the street.
Ron Hall
#41. I don't know what it's like to be an actor, where if your show gets canceled, really you're just a bum.
Louis C.K.
#42. I'm in love with 'Bravo.' Me and my girlfriends love 'Bravo-ing,' which doesn't necessarily mean watching 'Bravo.' It's when you're a bum and you're on your couch watching reality shows.
Ashley Tisdale
#43. But after awhile you stand up, wipe the frost out of your ear, go someplace to get warm, bum a nickel for coffee, and then start walkin' toward somewheres else that ain't near no bridge.
William Kennedy
#44. That's the problem, two of us with issues, insecurities and baggage.' He put on a high-pitched whiny voice. 'Does my hair look OK, did I wear the right shoes, does my breath smell, does my bum look big?'
'Not all girls have those issues.'
'I wasn't talking about her, I was talking about me
Holly Martin
#45. I think Bhutanese food - long dissed by every food writer out there - has gotten a bum rap.
Hanya Yanagihara
#46. Mama always said that if it can't rain on you, you're indoors.
Bum Phillips
#47. I mean, I don't think I'm alone when I look at the homeless person or the bum or the psychotic or the drunk or the drug addict or the criminal and see their baby pictures in my mind's eye. You don't think they were cute like every other baby?
Dustin Hoffman
#48. As a cop, I dealt with every kind of bum and criminal. They all have more integrity than some Hollywood people.
Joseph Wambaugh
#49. New York is the place where everyone will stop a championship fight to look at an usher giving a drunk the bum's rush.
Damon Runyon
#50. Dallas Cowboys may be America's team, but the Houston Oilers are Texas' team.
Bum Phillips
#51. Karl Malone's too high-class for a bum like me.
Dennis Rodman
#52. Two kinds of ballplayers aren't worth a darn: One that never does what he's told, and one who does nothin' except what he's told.
Bum Phillips
#53. I'm not the kind of player to see out my time and sit with my bum on the bench too much. I want to be involved. That's my character.
Frank Lampard
#54. I get really tired of getting painted up all the time. Basically, I'm a bum.
Morgan Fairchild
#55. So be we king
or be we bum
the reed still whistles
the heart still hums
Patti Smith
#56. But, oh, to bum in our secret heart while we blaze before the eyes of others I This is the work .of the Spirit of God. Work it in us, O adorable Comforter!
Charles Haddon Spurgeon
#57. Every dad who loves his daughter is not going to want her to go with the penniless slacker loser poet bum, when she could go out with someone who's successful.
John Leguizamo
#58. A Prayer was like a tickle.Sooner or later God would have to look down to see what was tickling his bum.
Lloyd Jones
#59. Street people use cardboard all the time, and bum alleys are just shanties or lean-tos, though. They're nothing like my house! Mine is deluxe! It's a big, thick, super sturdy refrigerator box that I found at an appliance store!
Wendelin Van Draanen
#60. I always thought I could coach. I just thought people were poor judges of good coaches.
Bum Phillips
#62. The road to the Super Bowl runs
through Pittsburgh, sooner or later you've got to go to Pittsburgh.
Bum Phillips
#63. Winning is only half of it. Having fun is the other half.
Bum Phillips
#64. Do not kill him. That shit would totally bum Jane out.
J.R. Ward
#65. My kid could get a bad X-ray and I could get a call from the doctor saying I have something growing in my bum and that would change my perspective on everything instantaneously, on what is and what is not important.
Tom Hanks
#67. I'm comfortable with my body but I don't like my bum - I think it's too big.
Jennifer Ellison
#68. The madman bum and angel beat in time with the absolute heart of the poem butchered out of their own bodies good to eat a thousand years
Allen Ginsberg
#70. There's hardly anything I've ever done that's made me cringe; I've got pretty good pitch, for a start, so I'm not known for hitting bum notes.
Robert Palmer
#71. America is a country that prides itself on being able to identify a 'straight shooter' or 'the genuine article' when it comes to our leaders. As a nation, we can 'feel it in our gut' when someone is giving us a bum steer.
Adam McKay
#73. Everyone has areas they're not comfortable with, and mine are my bum, thighs, and legs.
Jessica Biel
#74. The bum was justified in his actions because he was homeless and poor. He was allowed to beg for money because the circumstances made it acceptable. Society had shunned him and he was owed that much.
Karina Halle
#75. I am a worthy cause," said Jack. "No. You are a bum," said the man.
Janet Schulman
#76. If things go wrong, you don't have to accept you made a bum decision.
Dorothy Koomson
#77. I tried to be a ski bum when I stepped away from Twitter, and I wasn't a very good skier.
Evan Williams
#78. Working at the Food Bank with my kids is an eye-opener. The face of hunger isn't the bum on the street drinking Sterno; it's the working poor. They don't look any different, they don't behave any differently, they're not really any less educated. They are incredibly less privileged, and that's it.
Mario Batali
#79. Read as much as you can to keep the mind as supple as a baby's bum.
Jeff Bjune
#80. You know it's going to be one of those days when the cat uses the carpet as a bum wipe ...
Hope Barrett
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