Quotes About What Happened Last Night

#1. Last night I dreamed about you. What happened in detail I can hardly remember, all I know is that we kept merging into one another. I was you, you were me. Finally you somehow caught fire. - Author: Franz Kafka

#2. ESPN has announced that they are launching a 3-D sports network. Industry analysts say this will absolutely revolutionize the way Americans don't watch soccer. - Author: Jay Leno

#3. I was eating a steak at a local restaurant last night, when a random woman said: "Y'know, you'd be much better off being a vegetarian." "Are you crazy?" I said, "The cow was a vegetarian and look what happened to it! - Author: Quentin R. Bufogle

#4. The strangest thing has happened. I really missed my dog. That's never happened to me before. You know, on a long tour you do hear people saying they miss their pets. I never have. But last night I started really missing my dog.
It's very odd, 'cause I don't have a dog. - Author: Bono

#5. I LOVE YOU,CARRIE - Author: Charles Sheehan-Miles

#6. God is equipping you, protecting you, & readying you to fight for the mission He has given you to change the world. - Author: Paige Omartian

#7. Once upon a time there was a piece of wood. It was not an expensive piece of wood. Far from it. Just a common block of firewood, one of those thick, solid logs that are put on the fire in winter to make cold rooms cozy and warm. - Author: Carlo Collodi

#8. I prepared my intervention the night before I spoke. As it happened, there were about 44 cardinals who wished to speak but could not because there was not enough time. I was one of the last to speak. - Author: Godfried Danneels

#9. A terrible thing happened to me last night again - nothing. - Author: Phyllis Diller

#10. What had happened to the body I held in my arms that night last spring? - Author: Haruki Murakami

#11. With a lot of success comes a lot of negativity. - Author: Beyonce Knowles

#12. Just a reminder, if you tell anyone about what happened with Jonah last night, I'll destroy all of my writing and never play music again. - Author: Bob Dylan

#13. What's more likely? That the writer of the tale we read last night was inspired by a rock that just happened to be shaped like a giant head, or that this head-shaped rock was really a giant? - Author: Ransom Riggs

#14. Maybe some people were destined to be alone. But, I reminded myself, you're never alone if you read. - Author: Rebecca Raisin

#15. I don't know if there's anything intrinsically funny about Tae Kwon Do. - Author: Jody Hill

#16. Back off guys," I said. "Nothing happened. I had way too much to drink and Hopsheer let me crash on her floor last night. That's all that happened." "Really?" Tarr asked as he pointed at my neck. "Her rug give you those hickeys?" I - Author: Jake Bible

#17. Okay, woman. Spit that canary out and wipe those feathers off your chin. What the heck happened to you? Last night you were crying over a laxative commercial on TV. - Author: Katherine Allred

#18. I decided to focus on the things I could control and let go of the things that were out of my hands. That lesson has provided me with great relief; it has brought great things into my life. - Author: Raul Castillo

#19. Did you hear about what happened at the Laundromat last night? Three clothes-pins held - Author: Various

#20. Before you go to sleep, do not forget to say thanks for everything good that has happened to you in the last 24 hours. - Author: Roy Orbison

#21. This whole thing happened because I got up last night, because my cat got hungry and I had to go find a fork, and I stumbled into that conference room and saw Will and Ling and their cop friend messing with a severed hand." Budd said, "A severed what?" and Andre said, "Your cat eats with a fork? - Author: David Wong

#22. Stella bit her lower lip. "That's probably my fault. I shouldn't have said all those things last night. I mean, what happened to Jaxson, it wasn't your fault." I - Author: Heather West

#23. Ava, you missed it when it happened so I'll clue you in. Last night, around the time you fell asleep against me, you became mine. - Author: Kristen Ashley

#24. I happened upon a memoir by a midlevel White House staffer, and he had been in the room that [Nixon's last] night [in office]. This guy's memoir told me what Nixon's last words were. And they were, on August 8, 1974, to the crew: "Have a Merry Christmas, fellas!" That was just so bizarre. - Author: Harry Shearer

#25. Some people can't see the color red. That doesn't mean it isn't there, - Author: Sue Grafton

#26. Because, shit for brains, she'd like you to disappear and leave her alone. I'm sure she'd like to stuff you in a hole, but since that isn't going to happen, second choice is you go home to your new wife and leave her the hell alone. You get that? Greg - Author: Robyn Carr

#27. You never knew the last time you were seeing someone. You didn't know when the last argument happened, or the last time you had sex, or the last time you looked into their eyes and thanked God they were in your life.
After they were gone?
That was all you thought about.
Day and night. - Author: J.R. Ward

#28. I was never argued out of faith; it was much more passive than that - and I wasn't argued back in, either. - Author: Francis Spufford

#29. The die is cast. The people have passed the river and cut away the bridge. Last night three cargoes of tea were emptied into the harbor. This is the grandest event which has ever yet happened since the controversy with Britain opened. - Author: John Adams

#30. Premonitions are coincidences waiting to happen. - Author: Ruth Ozeki

#31. Why don't you tell people what happened last night"
"You slept on the sofa!"
"And why is that?"
"Because you're ... incompetent - Author: R.S. Burnett

#32. When thou passest through the waters, I will be with thee; and through the rivers, they shall not overflow thee: when thou walkest through the fire, thou shalt not be burned; neither shall the flame kindle upon thee.
[Isaiah 43:2] - Author: Anonymous