Drunk Last Night Quotes

#1. I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.

Dean Martin

#2. Be careful with drinking this Christmas. I got so drunk last night I found myself dancing in a cheesy bar ... Or, as you like to call it, delicatessen.

Sean Hughes

#3. He got drunk last night, kicked Mama down the stairs. But I'm alright, so I don't care.

Randy Newman

#4. In light of our current crisis, nothing could be more spiritual than saving our children from humanism, our economy from deprivation, and our liberty from extinction.

Marshall Foster

#5. When a human being resists his whole age and stops it at the gate to demand an accounting, this must have influence.

Friedrich Nietzsche

#6. All the things I've done are about duty and guilt: trying to do your best to better other people's lives.

Jonathan Powell

#7. Greatness is the dream of youth realized in old age.

Alfred De Vigny

#8. Last night's memories flooded over him like a tsunami. He'd been tipsy, but not drunk. He remembered it all, every single mind-blowing-intensely-erotic-second of it. Well if he wasn't sure, the crusty substance on his back was a clear indication. Asshole. Could've got a rag. Michaels

A.E. Via

#9. It is giving me a great satisfaction, because I had the notion that we could make great wines equal to the greatest wines in the world, and everybody said it was impossible.

Robert Mondavi

#10. I think I drunk e-mailed the Auckland Philharmonic last night.

Antonia Murphy

#11. I'm not going to say that the other people I worked with weren't artist. They were all very great, very talented people, but I think Guillermo [del Toro] will go down in cinematic history as one of our more talented, visually brilliant directors.

Charlie Day

#12. I can be very drunk in a club in Oxford on a Monday night, and some guy comes up to you and buys you a drink and says that the last record you made changed his life. That means something.

Thom Yorke

#13. I'm so sorry about all you're going through, but I'm not sorry that it brought you to me.

Lisa Brown Roberts

#14. slept on the priest's floor last night. We got very drunk." "You and the padre got smashed? What was the occasion?" "Clergy Appreciation Day." "That's a thing?" "Apparently so. Got drunk with a priest last night. Broke a televangelist's wrist this morning. My new favorite holiday.

Tiffany Reisz

#15. The huge cat, Galahad, was draped over the back of Eve's sleep chair like a drunk over a bar at last call. Since he'd spent several hours the night before attacking boxes, fighting with ribbon, and murdering discarded wrapping paper, she left him where he was so he could sleep it off.

J.D. Robb

#16. Sometimes the mind, for reasons we don't necessarily understand, just decides to go to the store for a quart of milk.

Andrew Schneider

#17. Eve was absent because she would be formed inside Man, and Lilly was here to witness their birth.

William Paul Young

#18. Last night you left me and slept your own deep sleep. Tonight you turn and turn. I say, 'You and I will be together till the Universe dissolves.' You mumble back things you thought of when you were drunk.

Rumi

#19. Be a source of influence to others

Sunday Adelaja

#20. This particular evening, a giant yellow moon crested over a clear warm sky, so every fixture, the owls included, was floodlit like a carnival on its last night in town, and moon-drunk roars came from every corner. A perfect night to go out and make some dirty magic. *

Charlie Jane Anders

#21. User-generated content is not done by professionals. The best user-generated content eventually becomes those people gravitated in the professional world.

Michael Eisner

#22. Improvising things is always changing. A lot of momentum.

Ikue Mori

#23. Neither the Destruction of the Ninth Ward Nor the South Bronx Was Inevitable

Majora Carter