Top 25 Quotes About Toilet Humour
#1. There is a lot of rubbish written about toilet humour - people saying it is childish and pretending it is beneath them - but there is no doubting the effectiveness of a really good willy gag.
Adrian Edmondson
#2. From the stage I've seen people of all ages absolutely roaring at really good toilet humour.
Adrian Edmondson
#3. Sometimes I regret going into that public toilet with your father.'
'Then practice safe sex, Mama!!'
'We were! There was a fight in the bar and we took cover in the public toilets!!
Jonathan Dunne
#4. There's no greater city between Memorial Day and Labor Day than Chicago. It's the single best summer city in America.
Michael Wilbon
#5. If it weren't for supplies, I'd never go back down to town. But a man has to do what a man has to do. Hard to live like a king without toilet paper.
Astamur
Ilona Andrews
#6. Best friend, my well-spring in the wilderness!
George Eliot
#7. Respect, that most prized of commodities, came from achievement. The better you did - the
Jon Meacham
#9. Ozzy's cage is now sparkling but there is a problem. It seems that if you put vast quantities of sawdust down a toilet, the toilet stops working.
J.A. Buckle
#10. There used to be a candy called 'Bonkers,' which I believe to be the greatest candy of all time.
Ryan Gosling
#11. She treated Vanessa and me as if we were visiting budgerigars that needed to be fed and then put somewhere dark for the night.
Alexandra Fuller
#12. I love my ex so much I printed out all his pictures. After all, I need him for target practice. And I just love customised toilet paper and doormats. My only regret is that those items don't bear his autograph.
Natalya Vorobyova
#14. According to Gnostic teaching, the world is a mixture of the seeds of light and of darkness. Though it is impossible to distinguish between them now, in the fullness of time they will separate naturally, as ordained.
Stephan A. Hoeller
#15. Perhaps the virtue of coming from a place like Tasmania is that you had the great gift of knowing that you were not the centre of things, yet life was no less where you were.
Richard Flanagan
#16. White man goes into his churches to talk about Jesus, the Indian into his Tepee to talk to Jesus (with Peyote etc).
Quanah Parker
#17. Right now, we don't have a very good relation with creation.
Pope Francis
#18. The earth is like a beautiful bride who needs no manmade jewels to heighten her loveliness ...
Khalil Gibran
#19. It's never a good day when an ancient demon shows up on your toilet bowl.
Angie Fox
#20. So it just wasn't in my house. Anywhere, I looked like I knew about the toilet.
Sarah Dessen
#21. If you're different you always know it, and you can't fix it even if you want to
Austin Grossman
#22. Books Are Good For Lots Of Uses, Not For Dropping In The Toilet.
Frank Zappa
#24. Fine, but if you get yourself killed I reserve the right to flush your ashes down the toilet while I sing the theme from Titanic.
Quinn Loftis
#25. This guy was making me tired. "Thanks for the afternoon's entertainment," I said. "I'll flush a copy of my bill down the toilet. You should be getting it in a couple of days.
John Swartzwelder
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