Situational Humour Quotes

#1. Having less power doesn't mean you are of lesser worth and therefore don't have anything to offer

Arlene Dickinson

#2. People complain because roses have thorns; I am thankful that thorns have roses because I have finally learned not to pick them the next time around.

Shannon L. Alder

#3. A lifetime had to be crafted, just like anything else, she thought, it had to be moulded and beaten and burnished in order to get the most out of it.

Rohinton Mistry

#4. I've always been the annoying kid who sang.

Darren Criss

#5. Infants have around 30,000 tastebuds, only about a third of which survive into adulthood, so a child's sensitivity towards extremes of sweet, sour and bitter flavours is heightened.

Yotam Ottolenghi

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Emily Nagoski

#7. Marvin," he said, "just get this elevator go up will you? We've got to get to Zarniwoop."
"Why?" asked Marvin dolefully.
"I don't know," said Zaphod, "but when I find him, he'd better have a very good reason for me wanting to see him.

Douglas Adams

#8. Americans wouldn't do that [cashing out the same day]. Then they would be in the great old thing we used to call the marketplace. You know, we have hundreds of millions of stock shares floating every day. People buy them and sell them and trade them.

Lamar Alexander

#9. Someone's got to be the hero," he replied, and walked off across the hull.
"Famous last words," I muttered.

Ransom Riggs

#10. Never test the depth of river with both the feet.

Warren Buffett

#11. This will be my last contract. I wanted it to be a good one.

Leonard Little

#12. There is no wrinkle-free life.

Paul Henderson

#13. I don't have a computer. A computer's a typewriter. I already have a typewriter.

Ray Bradbury

#14. Julia couldn't stop kissing him, pressing her lips over and over against his. She felt like she wanted to swallow him, like she couldn't bear for him to ever pull away.

Claire Kent

#15. I probably hold the distinction of being one movie star who, by all laws of logic, should never have made it. At each stage of my career, I lacked the experience.

Audrey Hepburn

#16. Our body is designed to work for reaching a set goal

Sunday Adelaja