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#1. This guy was making me tired. "Thanks for the afternoon's entertainment," I said. "I'll flush a copy of my bill down the toilet. You should be getting it in a couple of days. - Author: John Swartzwelder
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#2. I was sleeping like a baby - waking up every three hours screaming and crapping my pants. - Author: John Swartzwelder
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#3. Kids have too much money these days, if you ask me. - Author: John Swartzwelder
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#4. I made a circular motion with my finger around my temple to indicate I thought this guy was crazy, forgetting that there was no one in the room to see this circular motion except him. He saw it and frowned. - Author: John Swartzwelder
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#5. If you can take advantage of a situation in some way, it's your duty as an American to do it. - Author: John Swartzwelder
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#6. They can kill the Kennedys. Why can't they make a cup of coffee that tastes good? - Author: John Swartzwelder
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#7. I'm 190 pounds of rock hard muscle, underneath 40 pounds of sturdy protective fat. - Author: John Swartzwelder
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#8. As my exciting story began I was being punched in the stomach. - Author: John Swartzwelder
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#9. I try to maintain a positive attitude at all times, because clients notice little things like that, and if you're frowning and crying all the time and saying "why? why?", they get worried. - Author: John Swartzwelder
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