Top 21 Quotes About The Platypus
#1. Take the platypus - that is not a finished product. It is clearly still in beta.
Stephen Colbert
#2. I never thought of God as humorous," said Father Stone. "The Creator of the platypus, the camel, the ostrich, and man? Oh, come now!
Ray Bradbury
#3. Let's just say that once the party was over, the Tribe had the decency to put most of the things back into place with the possible, and otherwise notable, exception of the platypus and a moronic drinking game that later evolved into the imperial measurement system.
Sorin Suciu
#4. Do you think God gets stoned? I think so ... look at the platypus.
Robin Williams
#5. I can't blame you for trying to categorize me. It's a human instinct. It's why scientists are, to this day, completely flabbergasted by the duck-billed platypus: it's furry like a mammal, but lays eggs like a bird. It defies conventional classification.
I AM THE PLATYPUS (Coo coo ka-choo)
Jeff Garvin
#6. I feel akin to the Platypus. An orphan in a family. A swimmer, a recluse. Part bird, part fish, part lizard.
Trevor Dunn
#8. The platypus, as it turns out, derives its DNA from a menagerie of creatures. When its genome was fully decoded, it was found only to be 80% mammalian, and had genes found previously only in reptilian, bird, amphibian, and fish DNA.
B.C. Chase
#9. If I believed a giant Platypus was coming to liberate humanity and save us all, it would still make more sense than the climate denial people do ...
Steve Merrick
#10. A Platypus is a duck designed by a committee
Anon
#11. Scientific reality is as different from lived reality as a slide rule is from a platypus.
Marty Rubin
#12. Platypus? I thought it was pronounced platymapus. Has it always been pronounced platypus?
Jessica Simpson
#13. You have the morals of rabbit, the character of a slug, and the brain of a platypus.
Cybill Shepherd
#14. Blue was a fanciful, but sensible thing. Like a platypus, or one of those sandwiches that had been cut into circles for a fancy tea party.
Maggie Stiefvater
#15. Dad's romances could last anywhere between a platypus egg incubation (19-21 days) and a squirrel pregnancy (24-45 days).
Marisha Pessl
#16. A poem should be odd as a small cast-iron platypus.
Dean Young
#17. I would love to voice an animated penguin or platypus at some point.
Jack Falahee
#18. You're in the country of the kangaroo and the duck-billed platypus, and you're asking 'why is it a mushroom? Because it just IS.
Elle Lothlorien
#19. We may even find out why the duck-billed platypus.*
*Not why is it anything. Just why it is.
Terry Pratchett
#20. Now I am obsessed with collecting Platypus paraphernalia.
Trevor Dunn
#21. Gadzooks you plagiaries of truth, for twas foreseen by mine own eyes that this world is flat and straddled by two platypus's being ridden by a sea horse ...
Steve Merrick
